>>715939682
>names
HIS real name doko?

>>531585929
The Midnight

>>531041803
Based my friend
My wife went on a girls trip to Jamaica last year and she said it was a blast and she'll go again this year incha'allah. It must have inspired her because when she came back home she taught me sex moves I hadn't seen her d

>lost the 50/50 on saber
>lost the 75/25 on her cone
>don't even care

>Be me, in NY. Get invited to rooftop Halloween party
>Dress up as a hasidic jew
>These NY libshits will think its hilarious
>Go to party. No one laughs.
>Get drunk, start 'Oy vey'ing. No laughs
>Get told to leave
>Wander the streets in my Jew costume
>Come across a Mudslime
>He literally hisses at me like a cat. Or when dracula sees a cross
>I laugh and remove fake beard. I start calling him slurs. Laugh more
>He is visibly shaken and flees
Mfw

*Messi joins PSG*
>Round of 16 EXIT
*Messi leaves PSG*
>PSG win Champion's League