(* Well... There is a man here.)
WELL,
SPRING CHANGED TO SUMMER, AND SUMMER CHANGED TO COLD,
AND SURE ENOUGH,
I AM THE FUCKED-IN-THE-ASS MAN.
WILL YOU FUCK ME, TOO?
ARE YOU SURE? YOU HAVE FUCKED ME MANY TIMES BEFORE.
EVEN IF YOU SUCK ME, I WILL BE PREGNANT THEREAFTER.
SOMETIMES I EVEN FUCK MYSELF...
I ASK AGAIN. WILL YOU FUCK ME?
YOU'LL FUCK ME?
WELL. IN THAT CASE, JERK OFF ABOUT IT.
I AM JUST A MAN.
JERK WELL TO MY PORN.
ONCE UPON A TIME, THE WHOLE WORLD WAS AS HORNY AS THIS.
DO YOU THINK SO?
REALLY? YOU'D HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING SO ABSURD?
I'M HAPPY TO FONDLE IT. LET ME CONTINUE...
WELL, THE BALLS CHANGED. SPERM WAS DEVELOPED.
THE EARTH WAS COVERED IN SEMEN, GOONERS APPEARED, AN CONSENT AGE,
HM... ACTUALLY, THERE ARE STILL GOONERS... IS IT MIXED UP?
IN ANY CASE, THIS MEET-N-FUCK-KINGDOM IS THE ONLY PLACE LEFT I CAN TALK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
FUNNY, I HAVEN'T THE HORNIEST CLUE WHAT IT ALL MEANS.

>>530374664
Something like this.