4chan killed my 1000 words post I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

Heres a summary of it...

Rate my rough concept /jp/:

Assuming the headcannon of Yukari gapping people for shits and giggles is a thing, the story starts with her no clipping 5 humans, only one of them survives, vows revenge of some kind and gets Sephiroth syndrome with a hate for Gensokyo akin to Junko or her least angry day. Imagine DiPP but less grim.

The story takes a strict adherence to canon except when it comes to very minor things and some vague assumptions, particularly about the SDM and the nature of some youkai, LoLK is the most recent game and the whole thing assumes PMiSS as the canon version of Gensokyo, because is the most neutral and balanced of all.

I dont really know when Ill get to this because my autistic lore brained ass cant help but research any and all canon sources to make something robust and its taking me a long time, alongside my own life falling apart. It also doesnt help that I plan to add a lot of drawings and actual songs to this thing so it may take a long time to actually finish.

The rough series of events is this one:

>5 arrive, only one survives, survivor takes one item from each of his friends and vows revenge on the youkai that killed them
>Survivor uses the name "Outsider" later in the story after hearing it and to conceal his name, because "true names" and shit, he is very religious, superstitious and spiritual
>After surviving the first and worst week he manages to stumble his way on the human village
>After some shenannigans and close calls he finds out about the SDM, the only place in Gensokyo that speaks english, one of the languages Outsider speaks
>Gets hired, becomes the second best wagie because the fairies arent worth anything, gains Sakuyas favor because of it
>Uses his time there to train physically and mentally
>Quits his "job" there, using Sakuyas advice ends up meeting with Keine and eventually Kosuzu; begins learning japanese
>During all of this he becomes best friends with Sumireko
>After a grueling time he ends up meeting Rinnosuke
>He trades his phone, his knowledge on outside world tech and usage and the money he got slaving in the village for an invis (magical) cloak, the single most important item in the story
>After a traumatic experience with Reimu, the 9 ball gang and Sariel he decides to take things easy, ends up befriending Kogasa, at first to use her, later genuinely after becoming slightly less racist towards youkai because of her
>A lot of time passes
>After accidentally gathering faith, becoming an urban legend, ending up as a half human/half youkai with a slightly magical weapon and slightly magical powers and getting enough knowledge on Gensokyos inner workings and jank to pose a genuine threat Yukari warps him to deal with him personally
>3 things can happen, depending on what people want, because I cant decide wich ending I like more

>>714251382
>>714250306
>Tell her you're into her Scottish accent
>She leans into more
>Tell her the safety word is purple burgler alarm
>She fails to pronounce it properly, getting increasingly frustrated and her accent thicker
>Laugh
>Die as she strangles you while cursing you out.

I can't believe Seija fucked with my picture.
Goddamnit...