I want to leave before rush hour.

I want to stop paying towards social security.

I request market rate compensation for my work.

I want the bathroom pass to last 15 minutes instead of 10.

I want my cubicle moved next to the window.

I want a pension, free parking, 3 wfh days a week, dental and healthy fully covered, and life insurance.

Vacation days rolled over year over year and a popcorn machine in the break room.

I want a rocketship.

I just want to stop submitting timesheets every day.

I want 2 wfh days a week, a 5% match on my 401k, and gas reimbursement for travel days to the office.

I want a pool table for the break room.

I want my coworkers to stop taking my food from the break room fridge.

Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask.

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I want a Big Mac.

I want the break room to come with a popcorn cart.

I want to be paid fairly for my work.

Someone clogged the office toilet again.