I want my cubicle moved next to the window.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:20:09 AM
No.212800204
>I want…a ping pong table in the break room
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:20:50 AM
No.212800218
>>212810316
I want cameras in the girls locker room
>>212800182 (OP)
>I want a fruitopia machine in the breakroom
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:25:10 AM
No.212800347
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:27:04 AM
No.212800400
>>212810956
I want a cubicle.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:29:32 AM
No.212800474
I want a Cinnabon in the cafeteria
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:30:50 AM
No.212800511
>>212800182 (OP)
>I want.. extra tartar sauce on Fish Fridays.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:32:23 AM
No.212800562
>I want a good relationship with my father
>I want to be able to put “do not touch” on my lunch bag and people not immediately eat its contents
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:47:53 AM
No.212801087
>I want a cool pen
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:49:16 AM
No.212801145
I want what's best for the company
>I want admin privileges on my work computer so I can uninstall chrome and download brave instead
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:02:24 AM
No.212801551
>I want all the H1-B Indians to stop stinking up the lunchroom with their rancid ethnic food.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:11:48 AM
No.212801864
>>212801367
>I want you to kiss superman
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:31:26 AM
No.212802401
>I just want a pat on the back once a year.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:33:58 AM
No.212802456
>I want to be invited to the Christmas party. My invitation got "lost" two years in a row.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:36:53 AM
No.212802516
>>212802562
>>212800182 (OP)
I want my cubicle in the parking lot.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:38:42 AM
No.212802562
>>212801367
>uninstall googleslop
>just to install another flavor of googleslop
Take the Firefoxpill
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:47:25 AM
No.212802796
>>212802816
>>212806016
>>212802665
>trannyfox made by trannies with spyware code
no thanks
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:47:57 AM
No.212802816
>>212802932
>>212802796
>spyware code
?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.212802827
I want to cram Warwick Davis into a refrigerator.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:49:58 AM
No.212802880
>>212802927
>I want you to fuck me
>like I would fuck me
>every year
>for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:51:39 AM
No.212802927
>>212802816
you actually don't know? firefox LITERALLY trooned out, went full woke, and added spyware
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:53:55 AM
No.212802986
>>212802932
wow just wow.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:56:40 AM
No.212803048
>>212803141
I want zero dollars…every day…for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:58:47 AM
No.212803105
>>212803518
I just want Katie Holmes back, damn it!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:00:02 AM
No.212803140
>>212803180
I want to tender my resignation. I'm Dunnhier.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:00:03 AM
No.212803141
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:00:21 AM
No.212803149
>>212800182 (OP)
can somone post the robin edit again where anon said "i want in"
>>212800182 (OP)
>I want to commute an hour each way, every day, for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:01:16 AM
No.212803166
>>212803205
>>212800289
why Robin have red spot of pee coming out of his trunk?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:01:51 AM
No.212803180
>>212803140
But that means that Ewan Yofranzaded takes your place! That would ruin us, especially if it means Strein Jerr takes his...
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:02:52 AM
No.212803205
>>212803166
batman suck too hard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:03:48 AM
No.212803223
>>212803278
>>212805865
>>212803150
Is this China or LA?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:04:49 AM
No.212803256
>I want a new video game, every day, for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:05:40 AM
No.212803278
>>212811810
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:06:12 AM
No.212803297
>>212800289
>fruitopia machine in the breakroom
that would be tits
I want to get repeating digits, everytime I post
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:08:04 AM
No.212803345
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:08:51 AM
No.212803369
>>212803389
>>212803338
That would be extremely lucky!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:09:51 AM
No.212803389
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:13:38 AM
No.212803492
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:14:14 AM
No.212803502
>I want a friend. Just one friend. I'm so lonely.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:14:50 AM
No.212803518
>>212813850
>>212803105
why she wasn't hired back?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:40:44 AM
No.212804145
>>212804367
>I want an extra slice of pizza at the staff parties
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:49:28 AM
No.212804367
>>212805916
>>212804145
>> I want cake
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:32:35 AM
No.212805459
>I just don't want to be disrespected anymore
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:34:17 AM
No.212805502
>>212800182 (OP)
>I want 1 child prostitute for each employee.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:03 AM
No.212805571
>>212802932
>one of the most popular
2% market share at most lol.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:44:42 AM
No.212805743
>I want a permanent discount at Arby's for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:48:34 AM
No.212805833
>>212810931
For real though why not just pay the dude?
Batman isnt allowed to kill so the best threat is "lmao hell beat you up" which could only add to the credibility of his claims. If Wayne enterprises hired other people to do it then ergo batman is a criminal.
Just pay the fuck the few bucks to shut up.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:48:47 AM
No.212805845
>>212800182 (OP)
Paid lunch break, please
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:49:35 AM
No.212805863
>>212806016
>>212802665
>trannyfox
Yeah no thank you
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:49:42 AM
No.212805865
>>212805951
>>212803223
>Is this China or LA?
What's the difference?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:51:41 AM
No.212805895
>I'd like to pick the music for the chistmas party
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:52:37 AM
No.212805916
>>212804367
That one on the right is such a dead ringer for a certain type of repulsive Asian you see in town.
Office jobs are such a magnet for genetic errors.
Speaking of.
>>212800182 (OP)
I want only hot women in the cubicles near me
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:53:55 AM
No.212805951
>>212805865
The cars
>China
New, homegrown and modestly sized electric cars
>LA
Soccer moms in gasguzzler SUV tanks
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:54:58 AM
No.212805974
>I want to wear shorts on Fridays
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:56:05 AM
No.212805996
>I'd like my name to be pronounced properly
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:56:58 AM
No.212806016
>>212802796
>>212805863
>tranny derangment syndrome
Get a FF fork then. Or keep getting reamed by Google. Those are your browser options in 2025
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:57:07 AM
No.212806017
>I just want the bathroom soap dispenser to be refilled
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:59:26 AM
No.212806072
>>212806088
>>212800289
What was batman's new secret identity?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:59:56 AM
No.212806088
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:03:20 AM
No.212806164
>I'd prefer it if the coffee maker used k-cups
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:04:42 AM
No.212806192
>I want a living wage.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:12:39 AM
No.212806356
>>212801367
>NO WAIT NOT MY A----
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:16:55 AM
No.212806453
>>212800182 (OP)
I want.... a union representative to have say in major workplace decisions
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:17:58 AM
No.212806482
>>212807032
>I want to never have to work a day in my life unless it’s to pay for my bills (of which there are many) and my debt (which are massive and crippling and seemingly never ending). This will be the price for my silence.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:18:43 AM
No.212806500
>>212800939
>Do not touch on a lunchbox
>Remove the note and touch it anyways
HAHAHAHA HI HAHAHA HEHEHEHE HAHAHHA, how about another joke, anon?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:18:59 AM
No.212806507
>I want to use Firefox instead of Chrome
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:35:55 AM
No.212806894
>>212803150
>tfw my daily commute is a 15-20 minute bike ride both ways with little to no traffic
>tfw no face
Feels good
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:07 AM
No.212807032
>>212806482
This guy drives a hard bargain
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:46 AM
No.212807044
>>212800182 (OP)
>File: Mr. Reese.png (185 KB, 581x411)
> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)06:19:27 No.2128
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:45:14 AM
No.212807105
>I just want you to smile
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:53:06 AM
No.212808305
>>212809690
>I want to fuck every fat-assed woman in the workplace
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:19:29 PM
No.212809607
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:43 PM
No.212809690
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:26:30 PM
No.212809739
>>212800182 (OP)
You laugh but people literally fought to get window seats at a previous job.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:25 PM
No.212809748
>>212800182 (OP)
What company still uses cubicles? Are they hiring?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:52:45 PM
No.212810124
>>212800182 (OP)
>cubicle
God I wish
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:55:30 PM
No.212810157
>>212810699
>>212816301
its funny how nolan tried so hard to do an ebin realistic version of a superhero but he still put in marvel tier quips.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:59:29 PM
No.212810210
>>212802932
I don't do illegal shit thoughever
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:03:05 PM
No.212810252
>>212800939
maybe they are just using their tongue and mouth…loophole exploited
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:04:21 PM
No.212810270
>>212802665
you will never be a woman.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:07:13 PM
No.212810316
>>212800218
>I just want hidden cams in the women's bathroom
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:32:47 PM
No.212810699
>>212810798
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:38:14 PM
No.212810798
>>212816301
>>212810699
watch The Dark Knight, i'm not here to summarise movies for you. its actually still a fun movie to watch though. the other 2 were dogshit, thoughbeit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:39:03 PM
No.212810811
>>212800939
Cum on your sandwich one time and tell your coworkers you did it. I guarantee niggas will stop eating your food after that.
If HR gets mad at you, tell them it can't be sexual harassment because it was YOUR fucking sandwich and you never intentionally wanted anyone else to eat your cum.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:39:35 PM
No.212810817
I just wanna help the community
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:41:59 PM
No.212810854
>>212810895
>>212800939
if anybody did this shit to me i would slash their car tires in the carpark during lunch break. stealing someone elses food is so fucked up. working is bad enough as it is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:44:37 PM
No.212810895
>>212810941
>>212810854
Ok, Mark Whalberg
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:45:21 PM
No.212810906
>>212800182 (OP)
>I want.. the overtime this company already owes me for the last 6 months
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:46:06 PM
No.212810919
>>212800182 (OP)
where's the scene with him getting raped by Batman?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:46:56 PM
No.212810931
>>212805833
Morgan Freeman was banking on being able to intimidate the cocky retard and it worked.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:47:25 PM
No.212810941
>>212810895
i work in a warehouse, my boss is a 60 year old who uses 2 dozen slurs a day. my coworkers are thankfully all white and straight so they don't steal my lunch. but if they did, i would slash their tires, as i said.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:48:34 PM
No.212810956
>>212800400
You already have one. /tv/ is a reddit cubicle
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:49:44 PM
No.212810971
I want...to know what love is.
I want you to show me.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:35:35 PM
No.212811810
>>212803278
Last year I got "I go to Hong Kong. Far from Dent's jurisdiction." so stuck in my head I was saying it all day for a month like a crazy person
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:37:24 PM
No.212811846
Two negronis... every year, for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:06:30 PM
No.212812326
>>212803338
Do I really look like a guy with a get?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:17:49 PM
No.212812585
>>212812850
>>212800182 (OP)
I want a two pizza parties per financial year
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:19:42 PM
No.212812633
>I want to skip the mandatory sexual harassment training
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:29:45 PM
No.212812850
>>212812585
Once per year, half a pizza per person. Final offer
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:53 PM
No.212813743
>>212800939
I used to label my lunch with the boss's name and immediately people stopped stealing my lunch. I'd eat someone alive if I caught them stealing my lunch again.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:08:26 PM
No.212813789
>>212803150
>Work at the corner bar
>Literally a five minute walk from my place
Feels fucking great
Wish I had health insurance tho
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:10:35 PM
No.212813850
>>212803518
She turned it down to do fucking Mad Money
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:27:05 PM
No.212814268
>>212801367
What web browser is actually good? i don't mean only on privacy terms but actually efficient? After chrome i just went to opera gx, cause i hear it was fast, but this garbage eats all my memory while using it. It makes my pc really slow.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:06:54 PM
No.212815344
>>212800182 (OP)
I want... a woman to tell me she loves me for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:19:13 PM
No.212815710
i want a pringle
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:31:39 PM
No.212816070
I want a week off at Christmas
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:37:13 PM
No.212816236
>>212801367
greatest /tv/ thread of all time
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:39:00 PM
No.212816301
>>212810157
>>212810798
>I’m gonna make this claim but I’m not gonna back it up because I want to be an edgy contrarian faggot
And you’re never going to see a woman naked either
