>>509007729
Or, you could take that degree and re-join the military as an officer
>Jews decide to rig election for a Democrat president
>woke shit all returns in your first year of commission
>new vaccine mandates for yet another experimental, untested vaccine
>whisked off to some war zone before you can object
>marched 200 yards in front of an Israeli tank to draw fire from Iranian drones
...and the worst part is, you don't even learn anything from college anymore, thanks to them becoming glorified diploma mills for cheating foreign students paying handsome tuition rates for their participation trophies.

>>508255208
Whoops, we didn't mean to sign that legally-binding contract that awarded your bonus! We'll be taking that all back now
>enjoy your sudden 40K debt and bad credit Goy

>>507415959
How about this one
>Sign legally-binding contract to get enlistment bonus
>half of it immediately taken by taxes
>the rest slowly doled out over the period of your enlistment (with today's inflation)
>and that's assuming that the Pogues in finance don't fuck that up, which they will, ensuring you having to fight for your bonus off duty time

And then, 10+ years later after fighting a couple wars

>uh, we made a mistake before we signed your contract, so we'll be taking that bonus back now. All of it.
>Enjoy your 40K debt and bad credit! Thank you for your service!