>makes europeans believe in him for 1500 years
How did he do it?

>Oh what's that? You're dying of leukemia? Got dementia? Stuck in someone's rape dungeon? Too bad chud, I'd rather help some guy get rid of video games he doesn't like instead, stop questioning my mysterious ways or I'll send you to double niggerhell

>and now for my son, who is also me, I will impregnate this married teen girl
>yes I could just materialize my son, who by the way is also me and call it a day but I felt the need to cuck that faggot Joseph, it's part of my divine plan or however the foreskin is cut

>OH MY FAUCI DID YOU JUST FIND A WOMAN ATTRACTIVE?
>TEAR YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT AND REPENT TO RABBI YESHUA OR BURN IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK FOR ETERNITY

>DONT YOU EAT THAT FUCKING APPLE THAT I CREATED IN THE FIELD YOU STUPID BITCH
>WHY DID I EVEN MAKE IT? THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OUT

Did you just have a sissygasm? That's it, 5000 gorillion years in turbo double niggerhell for you chud