I want to spank Miquella while his mother watches, impotent to help him.

>>528205648
They've played every single souls game and they've never managed to beat a single one successfully. They both said that they don't really like these kinds of games because they're too hard, but they enjoy Nightreign because it's "faster and easier". In other words, the game is fun because you get to zoom around and one/two-shot every single enemy in sight, get stronger and shit on bosses. The true problem is when the bosses actually get to fight back and they run out of heals
>>528205681
That's smart but they're not children, unfortunately
>>528205701
We're doing exactly just that when fighting the regular bosses (but only when I route the entire map game after game to make sure they're overpowered enough to kill the last boss). The problem is, they wanna kill the hardmode Adel, they clearly don't understand what they're doing wrong and that you're supposed to dodge, they keep saying, every run, that we're missing more damage and that's why we lose. I feel like this is hopeless

>>527570319
Honestly I think it's really not that fun, having to find the correct incantations, chasing starlight shards all the time, having to meet all these check-marks to have an actual successful run as opposed to just picking Raider or Wylder and grabbing a meathead weapon and going home with it