how do I resolve alcohol dependence?

Nobody actually does that unless they have the bladder of an ant. I tried the other day and I filled up a 600 ml bottle in an instant, I had to swap it out for an 800 ml bottle which I then filled it up like a 1/3 of the way. That was a single piss I'd need at least an empty 2L milk jug. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to keep my urethra in the bottle top given the force with which I piss.

Your little Flip pussy is built for my BWC. Better hope you had your hysterectomy because I'll knock you up bitch.

>>509560138
>famous Aussie
>Julian McMahon
Never heard of him.

>>212329736
Nooooooooooooo
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>508888888
fuggin digits wasted but check'em anyway

>>508593495
this still isnt a good argument to cut off baby male foreskins