>the classicalfag is too much of a prissy bitch to understand or enjoy the raw, authentic experience of a loud concert
Imagine my surprise

REMINDER: If a 'metal' band doesn't contain guitar solos, it is not metal

>but what about my trve black metal, it has complex, layered instumentation and makes me feel so arya-
You're basically listening to folk music mixed with noise rock. Not metal

>but what about my br00tal slam metal, it has super heavy grooves and solos would only make it less heav-
You're basically listening to 'extreme' hardcore. Not metal

>but what about my atmosphe-
Do I even have to explain? Not metal

>but solos are gay they're just guitar wanking they literally ruin every so-
Guitar solos are the best skill-filter, and the best normalfag-filter. They are a key staple of metal, basically the common link between the founding diapershit bands and the niche extreme bands. The time 'metal' bands stopped playing solos literally represents the most decadent period of this genre.

If even the most pedestrian grooveshit like Pantera has decent solos, why can't your band? Because it doesn't 'fit'? Because they 'can't'? Then they aren't metal. End of story.

Always funny how this topic brings out such harsh reactions and insecurity

>its only for submissive betas zoomers, unlike me!
>its the death of masculinity!
>its le loserification of society!

My sweet /a/ poster, this fetish is tailor-made for your effeminate ass

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>not watching anime where MC does 88184.9lbs in an alien world with super gravity
lol low t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1Gz6CBZII