>Play a Japanese shmup game
>It has a story mode
>All the characters are talking in Japanese
>Can't read the subtitles because you're dodging and shooting so much

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>Only Kojumbo game that's actual video game and pretty good one at that.
It's like you fags never played any of the other MGS games because despite his games being called movies, the gameplay is still very "video gamey" and never losts it's DNA.

>be me
>nerd all my life, lose virginity at 21 to crush several years after fumbling with her
>basically no sex for the last five years
>girl offers me a threeway with her friend out of nowhere in exchange for a "favor"
>sends me pictures of them scantily clad
>feel absolutely nothing
>not even a flicker of desire
>don't even get hard

18 year old me would have killed for exactly this, and ten years later I'm basically a husk of a man. I will never forgive myself for the damage I've done.

>tfw when scandi and GW is still seething about the viking conquests in britain almost 1000 years ago so you don't get mini of the month welfare

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