I CAN'T WRITE

The writing is always greener
In somebody else's run
You dream about making stories
But yours are fucking done
Just look at the mess around you
Right here in IDW
Such terrible things surround you
What more cringe can you do?
Under Flynn
Under Flynn
Writing it's shitter
When the plot's bitter
Trust me
Up at SEGA they work all day
Making bad games while you just say
"Muh references"
Full time preferents
Under Flynn
Down here all the chars are broken
As through bad plots they must go
The fans who read ain't happy
They're sad 'cause the writing's slow
But readers of this comic are unlucky
They're in for a boring fate
One day when Flynn gets horny
Guess which girls gonna be dykes
Under Flynn
Under Flynn

I CAN’T WRITE