Did you know the yeast in your vagina could be utilized to ferment cucumbers into pickles? If you canned up the cucumber you would have natural pooner pickles with a side of botulism. Then you could kill your family and make international news and have lots of true crime podcasts made about you.

Your father is already aware that i am fucking his son turned daughter up the ass while she meows or barks or whatever you people are into nowadays, so i don't think he will be too devastated that his name isn't carried on

i go through half a bottle of 3.5 million scoville hot sauce a week i have killed all the little freeloading bacterial niggas and my gut is pristinely clean

i woke up my girlfriend today by sucking on her until completion and swallowed her gum, i tucked her in before i left for work because its cold and she is unemployed

those nails are fucking disgusting
please get an etched glass nail file, hard as hoof nail strengthening cream, OPI nail envy and take a multivitamin for the love of god

>>212212891
>just raise the taxes on faggot clothes
I literally just bought 4 faggot clothes today doe. One of the t-shirts was so zesty that noone was willing to buy it so I bought it with a fat 50% discount.

>i love you, i love philosophy
what did she mean by this?

tbhq the only reason i fuck around with trannies is i can still spiritually treat them worse than cis women and i want to be a low grade misogynist in general but its a social faux pas

if i can fuck you at a cheap motel room after talking on grindr for like a day then grabbing a drink im not getting into a relationship with you i dont even really consider you human tbqh

I 'luv me family, but I hate it when they pull the "noooo you can't just disagree with me because that's basically arguing with me and I'm old and my blood pressure is going to go up and that's le bad" card.
Mad how some people have grandparents the same age as my parents.

>>211687969
>but it's very nice to just relax in the cool water
Comfy. Was going to go to the pool today to swim but sadly the tire of my bike has been btfo'd so I couldn't fr fr.