>first golshi career
>godlike RNG, absolutely smash every story race (though she loses most the random race I enter her to, for some reason)
>get to URA
>...it's all medium, when over half her skillset is long
>lose in qualifiers, then lose 3 times on semis
Fuck. I can't tell if this was me being stupid or if I should feel scammed. I guess over half her races ARE mediums...

>"Trainer please I want you to put my mask on me please..."
>(Grass literally materializing out of thin air and walking into frame) "no Condor, you have to do it yourself"
what the fuck why am I getting cockblocked in a Cyagames game

>just played the first story chapter
Wait what the fuck? So Lightning McQueen wins ONE lousy race and becomes an instant superstar declared God's gift to racing, but I make my horsewife win every single major competition under the sun and nobody gives shit?
That's fucking bullshit.