500 grams of cottage cheese/greek yogurt is 65g protein with 350 calories and 6 boiled/scrambled eggs is 50g with 580-700 calories

>trailing a merchant ship in my uboot
>shoot a LUT torpedo with impact fuse
>reflects off of the stern without going off
>LUT programming happens to kick in, and the torpedo turns 90 degrees to the ship and blows up
great success