>>531196153
Same, but for spanking him.
I'd become Elden Lord, marry him, and then make his life hell as every servant has orders to spank him on sight, he'd also be forbidden from leaving the castle.
Every day would start with a caning, and end with the belt, and he'd spend the rest of the day hiding whenever he could, before being caught, dragged over a maid's lap, and get mercilessly spanked.

>>531195898
Isn't she like 2? She was given life when her owner died.

>>527812054
Two Guardians and a recluse. This was going to be a slow but safe run.
I'm still pissed, got a polehammer and a scarlet sword.