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Anonymous No.527794816 >>527795182 >>527795591
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Rare non-nightreign OP edish

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Latest Nightreign patch:
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1-01-2

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group Password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain: >>527767216
Anonymous No.527794929 >>527794978 >>527795020 >>527795070 >>527795136 >>527804248
RECLUSE FUCKING SUCKS COCK
Anonymous No.527794978
>>527794929
My cock, specifically
Anonymous No.527795020 >>527795158 >>527795229 >>527799305 >>527804248
>>527794929
damn right she does

no pedos allowed in this thread btw
Anonymous No.527795070 >>527795223
>>527794929
i thought she had a thing with duchess
Anonymous No.527795136 >>527795413
>>527794929
My mom is pure.
Anonymous No.527795158
>>527795020
>no pedos allowed
while posting the pedogirl with a loliwife?
Anonymous No.527795182
>>527794816 (OP)
you forgot to put the next patch announcement in the OP moron
Anonymous No.527795223 >>527795291 >>527795383
>>527795070
Duchess is for Wylder only
Anonymous No.527795229 >>527807474
>>527795020
thank god i only like lolis so i can stay
Anonymous No.527795284 >>527795348
ironeye is actually so overpowered its insane
we just killed the goat in like 40 seconds EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE WANTED TO FIGHT AT FULL POWER
every single mark pop is a hard stagger which just leads to more damage, its a complete feedback loop of rape
Anonymous No.527795285
Anonymous No.527795291
>>527795223
why is her eye on sideways
Anonymous No.527795348
>>527795284
yeah mark is crazy, and it has 10% damage amp don't forget that part
Anonymous No.527795383 >>527795721
>>527795223
agreed
it's such a good love story
Anonymous No.527795390 >>527795468 >>527795573 >>527795634 >>527795673 >>527795753 >>527795790 >>527795886 >>527795892 >>527796621 >>527806442 >>527807940 >>527808626 >>527809181 >>527809279 >>527809385
Ok /erg/ of all people you've played with here who is:
>best wydler
>best recluse
>best revenant
>best guardian
>best executor
>best ironeye
>best raider
>best duchess
Anonymous No.527795413
>>527795136
Helping anons mom by giving her my essence
Anonymous No.527795468
>>527795390
I dont remember anyone's names, performances or nightfarers together, so idk
Anonymous No.527795573
>>527795390
Ive only played with 2 people
Anonymous No.527795591
>>527794816 (OP)
What's that on the right?
Anonymous No.527795634
>>527795390
Namedropping is cringe, do not do it
Anonymous No.527795673
>>527795390
>trying to bait namedropping
I see you, nigga
Anonymous No.527795721
>>527795383
>Raider's remembrance vs the Lion
>Failed it 20 times so far
I've always sucked so much at fighting these things.
Anonymous No.527795753
>>527795390
I don't know any of you.
Anonymous No.527795790 >>527795896
>>527795390
>best wydler
Anon
>best recluse
Anon
>best revenant
Anon
>best guardian
Anon
>best executor
Anon
>best ironeye
Anon
>best raider
Anon
>best duchess
Anon
Anonymous No.527795886
>>527795390
I only play with people from the official ER discord, sorry
Anonymous No.527795892
>>527795390
Can't remember what he plays but the pepe guy is pretty cool
Anonymous No.527795896 >>527796045
>>527795790
>Anon
That guy sucks
Atlwast I can agree with you on Anon though
Anonymous No.527796045 >>527796164
>>527795896
fuck you, you're the one that sucks
Anonymous No.527796152 >>527796396 >>527796496
Anyone else get really nervous when they get matched with an A or S tier
Anonymous No.527796164 >>527796463
>>527796045
>Anon-tier thinks he can talk to me
Know your place
Anonymous No.527796310 >>527799305 >>527804317
Revenant:cunny rapist
Wylder:hitler
Guardian:Pooh Shiesty
Executor:SpotemGottem
Recluse:Witchfucker47
Ironeye:lil timmy
Raider:*********
Duchess:fromdrone (gender neutral)
Anonymous No.527796396
>>527796152
On one hand you know you won't have to worry but also it's embarrassing to be lagging behind them in skill
Anonymous No.527796463
>>527796164
go fuck yourself I'M SO FUKCING MAD RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.527796481 >>527796554 >>527806641 >>527806712 >>527806902 >>527807038
>two chinese games in a row
>the laggiest few games i've ever played
I can't fucking take it anymore. This is too much.
I LOVE opening chests and waiting five fucking seconds for the loot to pop out. I fucking LIKE how it takes several seconds for every reward to drop after a boss is killed. I love chunking enemies' health bars and watching them regenerate back in real time while the chinaman comes and ripostes the enemy I just riposted two seconds ago.
Anonymous No.527796496
>>527796152
Wanna hold my hand, sweetie?
Anonymous No.527796554
>>527796481
Why would you love that? That sounds awful and frustrating to me
Anonymous No.527796621 >>527796658
>>527795390
I should play with you fuckers at some point but I'm on phil spencer's cuckbox platform so the chances of that are about nil
Anonymous No.527796638 >>527796729 >>527796821 >>527797213 >>527799594
Having Libra's babies!
1 boy, 1 girl, perfectly balanced.
Anonymous No.527796658 >>527796818
>>527796621
Buy a computer
Anonymous No.527796665
Anymore webms of phase 3? Post em!
Anonymous No.527796683
bweh, damage was lacking for that Adel because I got 0 colossal drops and only 2 blue colossal greatswords (one of which of course from the mine)
Anonymous No.527796729 >>527797136
>>527796638
1 healthy baby, 1 miscarrage*
Anonymous No.527796751
I'm drawing Libra with fat goat milk sacs
Anonymous No.527796807
GGs I should stop queueing dogs, it's too easy
Anonymous No.527796818
>>527796658
im on neetbucks waiting for an interview next week anon I got rent to pay before that
Anonymous No.527796821 >>527796870 >>527797136
>>527796638
Yiff in hell
Anonymous No.527796870 >>527797402 >>527799594
>>527796821
Libra isn't a furry, retard
Anonymous No.527796971 >>527798079
How come there are never any invader Revenants?
Anonymous No.527797018
is tomorrows patch with the prepare to die bosses?
Anonymous No.527797136 >>527797190 >>527797213 >>527797228 >>527797330 >>527799594
>>527796729
Omg that's horrible. That probably would happen if I asked him to impregnate me. Still worth.
>>527796821
Is it so much to ask to be raped by a trickster demon that causes madness? I want to finish at the same time as him and shoot madness out of my eyes.
Anonymous No.527797141 >>527797831
PSA for those who didnโ€™t know, guardians reflect is actually great for rezzing teammates in a pinch
Anonymous No.527797190
>>527797136
stop
Anonymous No.527797213 >>527797663 >>527798232 >>527799594
>>527797136
>>527796638
I'm ovulating right now and this is making me insanely horny
Anonymous No.527797228 >>527797663 >>527799594
>>527797136
Women are so scary
Anonymous No.527797330 >>527797663
>>527797136
Actually now that I think about it though, to keep in line with the curses thing the healthy one would probably be "too" healthy to balance out the other one, so it'd be like something that grows fast and is a monster
Anonymous No.527797402 >>527797457
>>527796870
He's
Anonymous No.527797447
Stop pretending to be a woman on the internet. Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?
Anonymous No.527797454 >>527797684
That's enough /erg/
Maybe in a couple of hours
Anonymous No.527797457
>>527797402
No he's not, it's completely different things and appeals, those aren't the same thing, he's a demon
Anonymous No.527797548 >>527797658 >>527797908
>get to the fire camp
>Team mates are smacking the chariots
It's fair for me to disconnect at this point, right? We aren't making it to the night lord
Anonymous No.527797615
Don't reply to bait
Tities or BTFO
Anonymous No.527797638
Libra isn't sexy because he doesn't wear a loincloth, it's a weird skin flap like when fat people lose a bunch of weight
Anonymous No.527797658
>>527797548
run up those bulbous fuckers and show them how itโ€™s done so they donโ€™t continue to plague the community with their ignorance
Anonymous No.527797663 >>527797794 >>527797929 >>527798061 >>527799594
>>527797213
<3
>>527797228
<3
>>527797330
Honestly my baby growing too fast into a half demon half human monster would be amazing...My monster son...Would it listen to me or murder me? Oh the thrill of not knowing...
Anonymous No.527797684
>>527797454
is the queue that bad?
Anonymous No.527797794 >>527798061 >>527798147 >>527798221 >>527799594
>>527797663
Your monster son could also rape you, too, impregnating you all over again
Imagine being stuck as a breeding sow for Libra and your own spawn a like
What I'd give for him to treat me like a fleshlight
Anonymous No.527797831 >>527798383
>>527797141
Wait really? is it aoe damage?
Anonymous No.527797860 >>527798015 >>527798207
>revive a shitty mudslime player twice
>go down to one bar
>he runs off
God I despise shitskins.
Anonymous No.527797869
I hope they give us opposite gender skins. I want to play as a big buff fem raider with big tits
Anonymous No.527797901
>Katana relic effects now work on Executor's cursed sword
A man can dream right, the patch could be anything
Anonymous No.527797908
>>527797548
Nah, new players wouldn't know that there's a new instant kill on them
Anonymous No.527797929 >>527798147 >>527799594
>>527797663
That's pretty much exactly what my headcanon for what Heolstor and Recluse's baby is/was like
Libra isn't sexy imo but there's a lot of fun dynamics you can do with him, basically just because any deal with the devil type thing is fun to write
Anonymous No.527798015 >>527798207 >>527807042
>>527797860
And how exactly do you know this person's ethnicity and religion?
Anonymous No.527798061
>>527797794
>>527797663
stop
Anonymous No.527798079
>>527796971
Invaders are supposed to be a threat
Anonymous No.527798147 >>527798498 >>527798752 >>527799594
>>527797794
Omg anon hnnng yes this is amazing, thank you. New fetish unlocked. Endless breeding...endless babies...All mine...
>What I'd give for him to treat me like a fleshlight
Saaaaame
>>527797929
It really is such a fun concept.
Anonymous No.527798207
>>527797860
Pic related.

>>527798015
>muzzie ingame name
>steam acct: yousif41342r2 [approximation]
Same for rev who for some reason was really salt for the whole round and quit early on after following yousif as he did -nothing- but farm up flasks for day 1.
Anonymous No.527798221 >>527798752
>>527797794
That's boring
Anonymous No.527798227 >>527799369
Elden Ring pre-DLC. I want to thrust and poke all game long but also maybe buff my weapon or have spells to cheese annoying encounters. INT or FAI?
Anonymous No.527798232 >>527798752
>>527797213
post feminine hygiene products
Anonymous No.527798246 >>527798683
>playing raider
>Kill raider invader
>the ironeye homie drops me a second +2 starter weapon
Gotta love these bow niggas
Anonymous No.527798287 >>527798510
>last thread pedoschzio babble
>this thread gay ass goatfucker posting
This general i swear
Anonymous No.527798383
>>527797831
Yes. I did it on accident to clutch a revive
Anonymous No.527798498
>>527798147
Me as your son
Anonymous No.527798510 >>527798648
>>527798287
Is there any character which NOBODY has thought of being with? I don't think there is
Anonymous No.527798591 >>527798787 >>527798923
reminder that most of the time when you see a player using the dark skin of their character they most likely cheated the murk in and don't actually know what they're doing
Anonymous No.527798648 >>527798757
>>527798510
if we count generic enemies, then certainly
Anonymous No.527798676 >>527798823
>how I reward the Ironeye on my team for keeping Libra stunlocked the entire fight
Anonymous No.527798683
>>527798246
>me as wylder with a raider teammate
>we kill invader raider
>I drop him a raider axe with +jump attacks and he drops me a raider axe with +damage when 2handing
Teamwork!
Anonymous No.527798724 >>527798827 >>527799137
we like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite
Anonymous No.527798752 >>527798904 >>527798919 >>527799585 >>527799594
>>527798147
I swear I was never into size difference before getting into this series and it's become a fetish for me, but I've always been into breeding pits
Also imagine being chained to him and cockwarming him as a human trophy
>>527798221
Share something creative with us then, anon!
>>527798232
That isn't what ovulating means
Ovulating means if I had unprotected sex right now I would probably get pregnant, not that I'm bleeding
Anonymous No.527798757
>>527798648
Generic Mad Lad #3 is my husbando
Anonymous No.527798763
i never had anyone ignore the map and run for flasks only
i think you erg guys are trolling each other
Anonymous No.527798787 >>527798923 >>527799238
>>527798591
Anon I'm sitting here with 4/8 Dark skins unlocked because I've been playing like a hyper autist. It's easy to rack up Murk if you're playing constantly.
Anonymous No.527798823 >>527799015
>>527798676
This is gay
Anonymous No.527798827
>>527798724
If you told me that I would be enjoying Elden Ring Fortnite 3 years ago, I would have called you a retard
Anonymous No.527798904
>>527798752
Hey I made the original idea I already did I need time to be creative again, that's not fair
Anonymous No.527798919
>>527798752
I was asking because I don't believe you're a female
Anonymous No.527798923 >>527799728
>>527798591
>>527798787
Literally just filter through the large ones and favorite the good large ones and mass sell the rest. I made 55k I blew it all on gacha last night.
Anonymous No.527798942
Anonymous No.527799015
>>527798823
It's called camaraderie
Anonymous No.527799136 >>527799259 >>527799281 >>527799318 >>527821413
I need ideas for a fanfic I'm writing.
Which one, among Marika's children, is the most likely to take a big gambit and summon a daemon to finally win the war?
Anonymous No.527799137
>>527798724
Shug flask with you, we can be true nightreign condemneds~
Anonymous No.527799238 >>527799728
>>527798787
>be me, a guy who actually knows how to play this game
>read a comment by someone posting about how most players aren't good at the game
>take it to heart because i'm good at the game and have to prove him wrong
???
why would you bother responding "nuh uh, not me!!!" when i wasn't directly talking to you
Anonymous No.527799245 >>527799398 >>527800809
Why is Libra called an alchemist? He doesn't have any alchemical tools with him and he just uses a staff, that's sorcery not alchemy
Anonymous No.527799259 >>527799751
>>527799136
IF you can't answer that for yourself, you shouldn't be writing fanfic.
Anonymous No.527799281 >>527799751
>>527799136
rykard let himself be vored by some weird serpent god thing, which is honestly more extreme than summoning a demon
Anonymous No.527799305
>>527795020
Obsessed + seethe
>>527796310
Surprisingly solid post
Anonymous No.527799318 >>527799751
>>527799136
Depends, do they succeed or fail? Godrick probably honestly would do it to try and make up for his kinda weak self, but probably fail
Rykard basically did do that already witb the serpent
Moat others are too prideful to/already have themselves sorted out
Anonymous No.527799369
>>527798227
FTH has a lot more utility stuff and the basic catch flame/black flame/lightning spear are all still pretty useful but INT has scholar's shield and access to frost
Anonymous No.527799398 >>527799494 >>527799905
>>527799245
His gifts are probably delivered via alchemical mixture
Anonymous No.527799494 >>527799598 >>527799905
>>527799398
He gives you a sword by having you drink a potion?
Actually I was saying this to make a joke but that'd actually be interesting if like you threw up a weird clotted growing mass of spiky stuff that formed into a weapon
Anonymous No.527799585
>>527798752
>Breeding pits and size difference
Love it. My monster son raping me and making more babies though was something I didn't know I needed. Size difference I've always loved, big ogres and especially minotaurs. I also like size difference the other way. Stupid goblin slayer getting me all worked up. Being chained up and forced to make more goblins...
>Also imagine being chained to him and cockwarming him as a human trophy
Always been a huge fantasy of mine. Every time he walks and jumps around you bounce up and down on him...
Anonymous No.527799594 >>527799656 >>527799856 >>527800027 >>527800056 >>527800379 >>527800479 >>527827292 >>527828834
>>527796638
>>527796870
>>527797136
>>527797213
>>527797228
>>527797663
>>527797794
>>527797929
>>527798147
>>527798752
Most aggressively transgender posts in a while. Where the hell did you people come from
Anonymous No.527799598 >>527799760 >>527799905
>>527799494
It would explain the stat drops. It turns your own body into the weapon
Anonymous No.527799656 >>527800452
>>527799594
>Writing things is fun
>>This is a tranny post
What
Anonymous No.527799709 >>527799937 >>527799943 >>527800098
You retards argued for hours last thread and failed to change anyone's mind. What was the purpose?
Anonymous No.527799728
>>527799238

Your comment is specifically about people who use the dark skins which require at least a few hours worth of grinding to obtain, not everyone is cheating, they can also just be really shit.

Also like anon here said you can just cruise into a dark skin by selling relics.
>>527798923
Anonymous No.527799751 >>527799836 >>527799852
>>527799259
I mean, I assumed it'd be Miquella, but I already have something planned for him.
Also it doesn't hurt to get more opinions, maybe I can miss something, after all.
Summoning demons might be Rykard's shtick, but then again, a red herring can work too.

>>527799281
Good point. I keep forgetting Rykard is a thing.

>>527799318
>do they succeed or fail?
Short answer: play Sacrifice.
Long answer: they'd succeed at summoning the demon, and fail at controlling him, leading to the destruction of the entire planet.
Anonymous No.527799760
>>527799598
I'm adopting that as my headcanon now
Or maybe it depends too, like it's taking some body part to make it, something like that
Anonymous No.527799787
anyone who posts or plays Revenant is a tranny.
Anonymous No.527799836 >>527800065
>>527799751
get the fuck out of here spiderfag
Anonymous No.527799852 >>527800065
>>527799751
Yeah that's what I meant and assumed, I think Godrick works best for that, he's definitely the type to summon something to gain power (maybe even trying to graft it) and then lose control of it
Anonymous No.527799856 >>527800379
>>527799594
If you haven't noticed, this place has an extremely large overlap with xitter, reddit and discord even by the standards of modern 4chan. This was an inevitability if anything
Anonymous No.527799905 >>527800058
>>527799398
>>527799494
>>527799598
No. He's a merchant with a stock of inventory and knowledge of spells [many alchemical]. What he does is probably create his cursed coins using black alchemy and then trades it for his goods and spellbooks to increase his knowledge and stuff [like in Jeetbird's memberberries].

The items he just has or gives. The rest is yueah, some sort of dark demonic alchemical transmogification shit.
Anonymous No.527799937
>>527799709
Passes the time
Anonymous No.527799943 >>527800029 >>527800167 >>527800249 >>527800262
>>527799709
loli/shoatshitters aren't welcomed
Anonymous No.527800027
>>527799594
are you guys new or something? what happened to that nox anon who constantly trannyposted
Anonymous No.527800029 >>527800379
>>527799943
No one asked for your input raj
Anonymous No.527800056 >>527800425
>>527799594
The general's been overrun by pedotrannies. It was probably inevitable considering how many of them are in the souls community, but it's sad regardless.
Anonymous No.527800058 >>527800180 >>527800462
>>527799905
Where does he create them though? I want to see his setup, you just find him in a big desert and the only three times he has is a cloak, a staff, and the scales
I know he can teleport so he can just have an alchemy thing somewhere, but I want to see it
Anonymous No.527800065 >>527800369
>>527799836
Make me.

>>527799852
Yeah, that sounds like him all right. Also I completely forgot he existed, so it'll be fine to have him stay as a demigod when everyone else ascended.
Anonymous No.527800098
>>527799709
Nice boobies ma'am
Anonymous No.527800151 >>527800456 >>527800523 >>527800779 >>527803375
Threadly reminder
PSN /erg/ > PC /erg/
Anonymous No.527800167
>>527799943
>visits 4chan
>gets panties in a twist over loli/shota
Twitter and Reddit might be more up your street
Anonymous No.527800180
>>527800058
>Where does he create them though?
Maybe he can generate them with whatever he's getting out of our deals. He even seems to apply this magic to himself in the fight with bullethell mode having him almost turn partially into living gold.
Anonymous No.527800249
>>527799943
Loligods and shotagoddesses are encouraged
Anonymous No.527800262 >>527800561
>>527799943
They're still going to post. So what happens now? Do you move on, or try again later?
Anonymous No.527800369 >>527800456 >>527800641
>>527800065
Could be fun if he does graft it to himself but it ends up growing to kill him like that scene in Akira (Or he still survives as basically just a face/conjoined twin forced to watch the world be destroyed by the thing that he made, ensuring that he'll be the last person and who has to watch it happen)
Anonymous No.527800379 >>527800452
>>527800029
Which is strange since his kind are some of the biggest purveyors of it
>>527799594
>>527799856
This
Anonymous No.527800425
>>527800056
This fandom is riddled with creeps which isn't surprising when garbage like Miquella exists. Now we have Rev lolishitters to deal with.
Anonymous No.527800450 >>527800515
>Internet went out
>I DC'd
>No option to return
>My sister who is literally in the same room and the same match didn't.
Anonymous No.527800452
>>527800379
>>527799656
Anonymous No.527800456 >>527800837
>>527800151
How do you get this skin?

>>527800369
All I remember from Akira are the police bots. I kept wondering if they were from Red Alert.
Anonymous No.527800462 >>527801195
>>527800058
Imagine that all the Nightlorda have their own little place to relax before each expedition.
Anonymous No.527800479 >>527800710 >>527800746
>>527799594
I've been here for 20 years young man. I can't believe you're so soft that you're getting worked up over gooner posting.
Anonymous No.527800515 >>527802448
>>527800450
is your sister hot and can i date her
Anonymous No.527800523
>>527800151
psn erg wishes they were as cool as us
Anonymous No.527800526 >>527807274
I wish I were a shota again and got ara ara'd by Recluse
Anonymous No.527800559 >>527800749 >>527802372
>miss the tranny argument
>now miss the cunny argument
I always miss the best most autistic argumentsโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.527800561 >>527800803
>>527800262
who is this semen demon
Anonymous No.527800567 >>527800821
Zamn, close one
Anonymous No.527800641 >>527800837
>>527800369
Also
>he still survives as basically just a face/conjoined twin forced to watch the world be destroyed by the thing that he made, ensuring that he'll be the last person and who has to watch it happen
Jesus Christ dude, you should be the one to write it, not me. You have horrible, but fun ideas.
Anonymous No.527800710
>>527800479
Can you be my mommy?
Anonymous No.527800717 >>527803582
How come sometimes the sleep during Augur doesn't fill up fully and sometimes it does? And also sometimes it only damages you once and is done but then other times it damages once and then also ticks your hp until you are done? Not having a bow in that fight seems like guaranteed suicide.
Anonymous No.527800746
>>527800479
not him but the gooner posting itself isnโ€™t the issue, itโ€™s the way itโ€™s written and the content in particular. very troon coded.
Anonymous No.527800749
>>527800559
the same attention whore was in both of them, which isn't surprising
Anonymous No.527800779 >>527801062
>>527800151
>3bar'ed player
>pc erg would NEVER
Anonymous No.527800785 >>527801001
that libra kill was really clean. also hey executor, what was going on with your net? you were spinning in place and standing still sometimes
Anonymous No.527800803
>>527800561
Ellen Joe from ZZZ. Watch out though, she's underaged and the redditors here will mald if you lust after her.
Anonymous No.527800809 >>527800945
>>527799245
Creating (fool's) gold is an alchemist thing no?
Anonymous No.527800821
>>527800567
for about 500ms you were that dead guys most hated person in the world
Anonymous No.527800826 >>527800946 >>527801017 >>527802107 >>527803978
Reminder that if you don't have the Predator handshake icons at the end of a succesful third day then you didn't actually beat the nightlord.
Anonymous No.527800837 >>527801026
>>527800456
>>527800641
I'm not good at writing out the words, everyone has good ideas, but that's not the same as writing
Anonymous No.527800864
I hope they'll have a gladiator class later, with fist weapons.
Anonymous No.527800945 >>527801237
>>527800809
Yeah but I was wondering how/where he does it since I usually think of alchemy involving chemistry but he just seems to summon it
Anonymous No.527800946 >>527801518
>>527800826
what do those icons mean
Anonymous No.527801001
>>527800785
my net is just really poopy sometimes idk why, especially in the evening/late at night
Anonymous No.527801009 >>527801071 >>527801271 >>527801376
I don't give a FUCK about trannies or pedos.
Revenant SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.527801017 >>527801518
>>527800826
What does the handshake icon mean?
Anonymous No.527801026 >>527801516
>>527800837
Same, honestly. I keep trying to write but I feel like I'm atrocious at it. Takes me ten minutes to write a fight scene, and when I read it, it lasts ten seconds.
Also thanks for reminding me to not check Akira again, I remember what happens to Tetsudo now.
Anonymous No.527801062
>>527800779
Do NOT bully Revy
She tried very hard
Anonymous No.527801071
>>527801009
tranny class
Anonymous No.527801195
>>527800462
I imagine a lot of them are probably weird corruptions of what their ideal would be, liek Fulghor used to be a noble warrior so probably he see himself going through fallen monuments to glory and stuff, Libra having a big weird disorganized and horrific experimentation thing
I'd have to look more into it though since a suprising amount of the nightlords are just animals lol
Anonymous No.527801237
>>527800945
That's true he just spawns it from his staff
Anonymous No.527801271
>>527801009
based
>not even ai slop
extra based
Anonymous No.527801287 >>527801498 >>527801665
>causes a several hour melty
How does he do it?
Anonymous No.527801376
>>527801009
this kills the redditor
Anonymous No.527801435
queuing erg
need to beat someone as executor for the cheevo
Anonymous No.527801498 >>527802319
>>527801287
https://youtu.be/4hnp7x-jtDg?si=2fV5Tu13Ri6vg_bk
Anonymous No.527801516 >>527801698
>>527801026
Alwayd remember that if you get to the step of actually putting letters down then you've progressed past 99% of people
Anonymous No.527801518
>>527800946
>>527801017
revives
Anonymous No.527801584 >>527801897 >>527802092 >>527814685
The only 2 achievements left are the secret of the peak and the crater. How do I queue for them?
Anonymous No.527801585 >>527801751
I got a relic with ghostflame explosion for revenant + sacred blade for starter wep + character skill CD +3
does the character skill CD do shit for her? It's still a pretty sick relic sacred blade rapes on the claws
Anonymous No.527801665
>>527801287
stop trying to stir up shit again, attention whore
Anonymous No.527801698 >>527801906
>>527801516
But I still feel like I should do better. It's annoying. Never good enough until I give up and click on "upload" even if I think it's shit.
Anonymous No.527801751 >>527801825
>>527801585
It does nothing for her
Anonymous No.527801825 >>527801997
>>527801751
gay. it should speed up their healing
Anonymous No.527801897
>>527801584
Executor remembrance forces mountain
Beating dog on a new save forces crater
Anonymous No.527801906 >>527802314
>>527801698
>until I give up and click on "upload" even if I think it's shit.
Then you're past 99.99% of people instead (I shouldve said 90% in the first one), that's a good thing, not a bad thing
Anonymous No.527801997
>>527801825
Agreed
Anonymous No.527802068
GGs ps5 bros that was the easiest 3 win streak of my life, darkdrift and heolstor got fucking bodied
Anonymous No.527802092 >>527814685
>>527801584
What the other anon said. Alternatively you can just keep launching expeditions and quitting out in solo. Your result history will get messed up but it doesn't count as an expedition for the main stat page if you quit out
Anonymous No.527802107 >>527802330
>>527800826
>Predator handshake
???
Anonymous No.527802207
Anymore phase 3 webm laying around?
Anonymous No.527802307 >>527802438
>the moth and scorpion
>kill the moth
>"moth the vengeful"
>becomes a red apparition and hunts the player
>if you kill the scorpion it fuses with the scorpion the become anew
you literally cant make this shit up
kudos to fromsoft
Anonymous No.527802314
>>527801906
Dunno, it doesn't feel like it. I sometimes feel like I could write Dune and still feel like I should restart it because "yeah but what if at one point I accidentally switched narration from first person to third person, again" or "yeah but are the characters consistent the entire time?"
At least with fanfics, since people don't pay, I can afford some sloppiness, but there's still the shame of having such mistakes pointed out, and the mature and responsable answer of committing sudoku to atone.
Anonymous No.527802319
>>527801498
Deep correction needed
Anonymous No.527802330 >>527802545
>>527802107
like the movie
>YOU SON OF A BITCH
Anonymous No.527802372
>>527800559
Itโ€™s better that you werenโ€™t here, you saved your brain cells and what little faith and hope you presumably have in this place
Anonymous No.527802407 >>527802526 >>527802565
Once we beat all the night lords, can we please just get a "whatever" button when searching for expeditions?
Anonymous No.527802438 >>527802597
>>527802307
huh?
Anonymous No.527802448
>>527800515
kys mush
Anonymous No.527802526
>>527802407
It's called que for all, dumbass. Check the expedition screen
Anonymous No.527802545
>>527802330
That wasnโ€™t handshake it was a dap up. Learn the difference
Anonymous No.527802565
>>527802407
You mean like, queuing for all of them?
Maybe they will add it in that 1.01 patch
Anonymous No.527802576 >>527802853
what's with the cheater apologist in /erg/?
>"uhm actually he's not cheating, he's got a good gaming chair"
>"hmm must be a bug for real"
>"it's not cheated damage it's actually possible"
>"IT'S THE LATENCY!"
Anonymous No.527802579 >>527803158
>nice run
>anyway, i'm gonna nuke the entire arena 500 times in the span of a minute
Anonymous No.527802597 >>527803079
>>527802438
leaked p3 of "hard mode" moth boss fight
you kill and then they get new health bars and it spawns a red version of the moth, the scorpion comes back to life also
Anonymous No.527802658 >>527803058 >>527803849 >>527817528
why did maddy cuck the 'zuk with 'ush
Anonymous No.527802678
Anonymous No.527802853
>>527802576
There double-think is weak
If they call out cheating they would have to own up about their cheated relics for 1.5% damage when having three pairs of plaid pants equipped
Anonymous No.527803058 >>527803485 >>527803636 >>527803849 >>527803857 >>527817528
>>527802658
'zuk doesn't hold a candle to SSS tier slurmreigngvd mvsh
Anonymous No.527803079 >>527803740
>>527802597
Oh I didn't know it was in the files already
Anonymous No.527803158
>>527802579
>jumps
lol
Anonymous No.527803259
if you drop all your gear after the nightlord, I'll report you, because you're probably cheating and dont want it to show up in the result screen.
Anonymous No.527803375 >>527803854
>>527800151
>rev on 3 bars
lole
Anonymous No.527803485 >>527803576 >>527803760 >>527803849
>>527803058
looks navajo
Anonymous No.527803576 >>527803849
>>527803485
xe prefer latinx o algo
Anonymous No.527803582
>>527800717
the sleepytime attack can be interrupted by (lightning) damage
Anonymous No.527803636 >>527815396
>>527803058
Ugly
Anonymous No.527803740
>>527803079
there's a mod that lets you play them
it's missing gladius and maris I think
Anonymous No.527803756
yurm it up troon it up
Anonymous No.527803760 >>527803986
>>527803485
Actually the word is Dine, I learned that Navajo is apparently a slur. It's how they are called, but not how they call themselves.
Anonymous No.527803849
>>527802658
>>527803058
>>527803485
>>527803576
When will you stop posting and leave this place alone
Anonymous No.527803854
>>527803375
Anonymous No.527803857 >>527815396 >>527815504
>>527803058
STELIO
STELIO KONTOS
STELIO
Anonymous No.527803896 >>527804652 >>527807274
When's the next update? The data mined phase 3s look crazy
Anonymous No.527803905
i'm gonna try le bonk rev meme
Anonymous No.527803912
Will the hard mode bosses be queued separately, making matchmaking even worse?
Anonymous No.527803978
>>527800826
>nobody dies
>no icons
ermmmm
Anonymous No.527803982
Rev with str weapon = I leave mid run your choice
Anonymous No.527803986
>>527803760
Who gives a fuck. Now Iโ€™m definitely going to keep saying Navajo. Or just injun.
Anonymous No.527804047
Is anyone actually getting data about the resistances of the minibosses? Are they similar to what they were in Elden Ring? E.g. is the fallingstar beast weak to anything?
Anonymous No.527804248
>>527794929
>>527795020
Itโ€™d be so hot watching Recluse, Rev and Duchess getting knotted by 3dog. My cock is literally throbbing and leaking precum thinking about it.
Anonymous No.527804260
dc during libra nooooooooooo
Anonymous No.527804317
>>527796310
thanks for censoring my name bro
Anonymous No.527804391 >>527804650
>in Noklateo
>Wylder in party so I assume he's doing his remembrance and trying to help him
>Augur invasion, meme bubble starts heading towards us
>I dodge it but the other 2 either get hit or intentionally go in
>map shows that it's literally going to bring me half the map away if I go with them
Do you guys head in with them in case they need a hand or trust them and keep going solo?
Anonymous No.527804561 >>527804628 >>527804748
Will hard mode bosses give better relics
Anonymous No.527804628
>>527804561
no, it'll give worse ones
it's hard mode after all
Anonymous No.527804650 >>527804830
>>527804391
bro you are playing as the singular class that actually benefits from invader augur's reward. also lightning spear kills it in like 5 hits. get the fuck in there next time.
Anonymous No.527804652
>>527803896
"this month"
Anonymous No.527804685
How the fuck do the devs expect me to play Recluse one handed?
Anonymous No.527804748 >>527805083
>>527804561
there are slightly better versions of each boss relic with "dark" prepended to them
Anonymous No.527804830
>>527804650
I always have like 3 stacks of Stars, I don't need the Augur's cope.
I did help them of course even though afterwards they still tried to kill Astel despite the fact that we didn't have enough time.
Anonymous No.527805035 >>527805396 >>527805473 >>527805569 >>527805578 >>527805667 >>527806097 >>527806262 >>527806993 >>527807329
someone please convince me revenant isn't the worst character in the game
Anonymous No.527805083 >>527805264
>>527804748
define slightly better
Anonymous No.527805169 >>527806389
Rev mains, tell me how to survive better in nightlord fights
Anonymous No.527805264
>>527805083
i don't remember, someone posted a screenshot in the thread right after the game came out
Anonymous No.527805396 >>527805491 >>527805538 >>527807349 >>527808014
>>527805035
Raider.
Anonymous No.527805473
>>527805035
executor exists
Anonymous No.527805491
>>527805396
Nice bait
Anonymous No.527805538 >>527805592
>>527805396
raider has good damage and his skill can tank/stagger anything in the game
Anonymous No.527805569 >>527805714
>>527805035
Lemme guess

>never takes defensive passives
>never uses defensive items like crab
>never takes +HP%

You don't have to be a crystal cannon, you could be a sturdy terracotta cannon.
Anonymous No.527805578
>>527805035
Guardian is right over there
Anonymous No.527805592 >>527805703 >>527821016
>>527805538
He looks like a rapist, though.
Anonymous No.527805667 >>527807349
>>527805035
Raider is at worst a nonfactor so it's like just a duo
Raider actively makes some fights harder with his pillar
Anonymous No.527805703 >>527805923
>>527805592
no he doesnt
Anonymous No.527805708 >>527807492
Revenant's summons should have had built-in FP restoration on hit.
Or her passive should have been FP restore on hit.
Playing her around scavenging for Starlight Shards from every merchant and tower and abusing graces mid-fight for fp feels terrible and unintended.
Also, wtf captcha.
Anonymous No.527805714
>>527805569
taking damage negation at max hp doesn't stop revenant from sucking cock
Anonymous No.527805827
easy run boys, nice job
Anonymous No.527805881 >>527806001 >>527807445
>i still suck at executor
>im still gonna play him
>im gonna die 3 times trying to deflect attacks
>im gonna join (you)r team
>im having fun
Anonymous No.527805923 >>527805973
>>527805703
>wears a goat skull, a long robe, and an axe
Totally a rapist.
Anonymous No.527805973
>>527805923
retard
Anonymous No.527806001 >>527807445
>>527805881
Bigger version.
Anonymous No.527806097 >>527806176
>>527805035
Iโ€™m a guardian main and I can safely say that unless you have shit rng revenant is a better character in team play
Anonymous No.527806103 >>527806203 >>527806298 >>527806478 >>527807661
i guess this explains why it's relatively painless to revive people on 1-2 bars and so fucking difficult on 3
Anonymous No.527806105 >>527806449
sorry for the crash on bbh, teleported me back across the damn map.
Anonymous No.527806176 >>527806432
>>527806097
as a guardian main i disagree
Anonymous No.527806195
2/3 all bosses
Anonymous No.527806203
>>527806103
Ooooh. Shit, that's useful to know.
Anonymous No.527806262
>>527805035
OK, so...think of Helen as a class of her own...
Anonymous No.527806298 >>527806620 >>527809141
>>527806103
This is why it's worth packing Gizha's wheel if anyone has a free slot for it
Anonymous No.527806389
>>527805169
damage mitigation while casting spells
and/or
damage mitigation when full HP with flask boost works OK.
Anonymous No.527806432
>>527806176
From a purely damage perspective, if a rev gets a good incant in the bosses weakness she will do significantly more in the fight than we will bird bro. Itโ€™s the sad truth of the matter
Anonymous No.527806442 >>527806993
>>527795390
My girlfriend Yys is the best Revenant
Anonymous No.527806449 >>527806993
>>527806105
it was unfortunate nw
was pretty worried we might job considering how squishy we were overall so i ripped that ult earlier than I probably would've
but hey, my win streak is intact and hit 40, and i've now unlocked every costume
Anonymous No.527806478
>>527806103
i mean i kind of knew all that already but it's nice to have numbers on it
Anonymous No.527806620 >>527807373 >>527809141
>>527806298
that weapons honestly just good enough as is in nightreign i used it on wylder last game and it was great.
Anonymous No.527806641
>>527796481
Common PCuck L
Anonymous No.527806712
>>527796481
Play with us instead
Anonymous No.527806807 >>527807084 >>527807242 >>527807613 >>527807804 >>527808341 >>527808495 >>527809301 >>527809336
Favorite Nightfarer Skins?
For me its
>Wylder - Darkness
>Guardian - Dawn
>Iron Eye - Darkness
>Raider - Dawn
>Duchess - Darkness
>Revenant - Dawn
>Recluse - Darkness
>Executor - Dawn
Anonymous No.527806902
>>527796481
i did one game like that then took erg off the group password and disabled cross regoin matchmaking.
Anonymous No.527806958
boop
Anonymous No.527806993
>>527806442
>>527806449
wtf
>>527805035
immortal march is a button
Anonymous No.527807038 >>527807457
>>527796481
>playing with japanese
sometimes better than people in the united states
>playing with chinese
the most dogshit garbage net possible
Anonymous No.527807042
>>527798015
calm down raj no oneโ€™s coming after you
Anonymous No.527807084 >>527807456
>>527806807
I guess youre not counting 'member or 'membrance skins then
Anonymous No.527807159
This is a Revcluse general
Anonymous No.527807242
>>527806807
>Wylder - dark souls 2 skin
>Guardian -praise the sun lol
>Raider - Darkness
>Duchess - Darkness
>Revenant - dark souls 1 sorc
>Recluse - Dark souls 1 witch
>Executor - tdark souls 1 thorn guy
Anonymous No.527807274
>>527800526
Based.
>>527803896
Made for Loid.
Anonymous No.527807324
steam maintenance soon? Dont want to waste time on a run and get dc
Anonymous No.527807329 >>527807873
>>527805035
best heolstor run I ever had I got matched with a really really good recluse that got 2 golden order seals with discus.
Anonymous No.527807349 >>527807871
>>527805396
>>527805667
>Raider actively makes some fights harder with his pillar
Your Raider randoms were retarded with the placement. It has a massive AOE and doesn't have to be put in the middle of a boss.
Anonymous No.527807373 >>527809141
>>527806620
Same, I've breezed through every time I've gotten it as Guardian
Anonymous No.527807445
>>527805881
>>527806001
stay out of my games buck
Anonymous No.527807456 >>527807521
>>527807084
>I guess youre not counting 'member or 'membrance skins then
Most remembrance skins suck ass and i personally don't care for Dark Souls skins.
Anonymous No.527807457
>>527807038
Chinese use VPNs to play with the outside world. Said VPNs add a shit ton of latency.
Anonymous No.527807465 >>527807526 >>527809467 >>527809731
Queueing for Heolstor @ password erg for Ironeye's Remembrance, come help a brotha out... 1/3
Anonymous No.527807467
Today I learned that you can break the goat's shield using Raider's ult without having to do any of the circles. I've had 2 raiders in the team
Anonymous No.527807474
>>527795229
Based
Anonymous No.527807492
>>527805708
I just want her Claw to not have the absolute worst joke shit ability in the game to start with and not have to dedicate a relic to replacing it.
Anonymous No.527807521 >>527807662
>>527807456
Raider's Remembrance skin is his best by far
Anonymous No.527807526 >>527808008
>>527807465
No thanks. I don't play with niggers.
Anonymous No.527807613
>>527806807
>Wylder - Abysswalker
>Guardian - Sunlight Knight
>Iron Eye - Ringfinger
>Raider - Remembrance/Rock-Like
>Duchess - Black Leather
>Revenant - Sister in the Painting
>Recluse - Darkness/Heretic Sorcerer
>Executor - Dawn
Anonymous No.527807661
>>527806103
That's stupid. I hope they atleast make it so that each bar acts as a checkpoint
Anonymous No.527807662
>>527807521
That's just Andre and another Dark Souls skin
Anonymous No.527807804
>>527806807
Wylder - Remembrance
Guardian - Darkness
Ironeye - Ringfinger
Raider - Remembrance
Duchess - Darkness
Revenant - Darkness
Recluse - Remembrance
Executor - Darkness
Anonymous No.527807819 >>527808112 >>527808618 >>527808931
https://voca.ro/1jPe7SlWvRAH
Anonymous No.527807841 >>527807910 >>527807997 >>527808259 >>527809836 >>527810347
>want to make a new character
>dont want to re-find all the flask shards, stones, scadtree shit, and a million other upgrade/shop shit

AHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.527807871
>>527807349
Yeah
Anonymous No.527807873
>>527807329
that's not a revenant
Anonymous No.527807910
>>527807841
Anonymous No.527807914 >>527808445 >>527809641
[BREAKING]
no character in this game is an adult. their first drafts are likely no older than 5 years old.
Anonymous No.527807921 >>527808174 >>527809382 >>527810870 >>527811915
Can someone explain to me the Executor's kit? Like, what is the point of taking his sword out? Other than being able to parry, of course. Like, do you ever actually want to attack any enemies using that secondary weapon? Does it copy the stats of the main-hand weapon you have, or something?
Anonymous No.527807931
Anonymous No.527807940 >>527809832
>>527795390
>best wydler
me nigga
>best recluse
me nigga
>best revenant
me nigga
>best guardian
me nigga
>best executor
me nigga
>best ironeye
me nigga
>best raider
me nigga
>best duchess
me nigga
Anonymous No.527807997 >>527808106
>>527807841
Do you really need all that shit?
Anonymous No.527808008
>>527807526
You can't say that..
Anonymous No.527808014
>>527805396
Raider is so piss-easy he's the only character I've managed to solo win and consistently get to level 13~15
Anonymous No.527808106
>>527807997
..........yes? the point of a new playthrough is to try new builds and shit right, and to do that you need tshit to upgrade weapons you didnt use before.
Anonymous No.527808112 >>527808512
>>527807819
tell me to kill myself pls
Anonymous No.527808134
freedom...
Anonymous No.527808174
>>527807921
You want to attack with it to keep the aggro or to make sure the enemy stance bar doesn't go up
>Does it copy the stats of the main-hand weapon you have
No. It's pretty mid in it's current state
Anonymous No.527808259 >>527809641 >>527810347
>>527807841
This is why I can't be assed replaying base Elden Ring and the DLC. Loved the first fresh playthrough but the open world aspects kills all replayability for me. All previous souls games, Bloodborne and Sekiro I've easily gone through a dozen times each
Anonymous No.527808341
>>527806807
>Wylder - Default
>Guardian - Default
>Iron Eye - Sellsword
>Raider - Remembrance
>Duchess - Darkness
>Revenant - Dragon School
>Recluse - Remembrance
>Executor - Default
Anonymous No.527808445
>>527807914
Delete this right now
Anonymous No.527808495
>>527806807
Wylder - Darkness
Guardian - Dawn
Ironeye - Sellsword
Raider - Darkness
Duchess - Darkness
Revenant - Darkness
Recluse - Desert Sorceress
Executor - Remembrance
Anonymous No.527808512 >>527808618 >>527808930
>>527808112
https://voca.ro/19gbjoqUKi4f
Anonymous No.527808618
>>527807819
>>527808512
link us the voice training you followed
Anonymous No.527808626 >>527808716 >>527809548 >>527810575
>>527795390
>best wydler
ChaseTheBro
>best recluse
ChaseTheBro
>best revenant
ChaseTheBro
>best guardian
ChaseTheBro
>best executor
ChaseTheBro
>best ironeye
ChaseTheBro
>best raider
ChaseTheBro
>best duchess
ChaseTheBro
Anonymous No.527808716
>>527808626
trvke
Anonymous No.527808840 >>527809064 >>527809246
>never won with duchess
>never won with recluse
>average winrate on wylder/recluse
>100% winrate on raider so far
I dont think its even possible to lose with raider
Anonymous No.527808930
>>527808512
thanks queen
Anonymous No.527808931
>>527807819
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WIZzEwYwJNg
Anonymous No.527809064
>>527808840
I wonder a few ones with Recluse, but barely, and I feel like I had to be carried hard.
Unless I put my ego aside and used a shield.
Anonymous No.527809141 >>527809269 >>527817528
>>527806298
>>527806620
>>527807373
trvke /our guy/ says so
Anonymous No.527809181 >>527809360 >>527809513 >>527809907 >>527811857
>>527795390
>>best wydler
M or T
>>best recluse
S, SM, or E
>>best revenant
Y or R
>>best guardian
RS or N
>>best executor
RS or SM
>>best ironeye
Y
>>best raider
Q
>>best duchess
E or Z
Anonymous No.527809246
>>527808840
Recluse is my highest winrate along with Ironeye, except I play her 20x more. Feels impossible to get fucked by RNG with the option of both sorceries and incantations
Anonymous No.527809269
>>527809141
Elden Ring != Nightreign
Anonymous No.527809279 >>527809385
>>527795390
>nobody namedropped me
Sadge...
Anonymous No.527809301
>>527806807
>Wylder - Darkness
>Guardian - Rememberance
> Iron Eye - Llewellin / Sellsword
>Raider - Catarina
>Duchess - Darkness
>Revenant - Dragon School
>Recluse - Darkness
>Executor - Thorns
Anonymous No.527809336
>>527806807
>Wylder - Faraam Knight
>Guardian - Default
>Iron Eye - Leonhard
>Raider - Onion
>Duchess - Black Leather
>Revenant - Darkness
>Recluse - Default
>Executor - Thorns
Anonymous No.527809360
>>527809181
best duchess is my fren S
Anonymous No.527809382 >>527811915
>>527807921
there are a few relics that buff the sword
>buff sword damage but you take small chip damage for every attack that connects
>heal on successful guard
>heal on sword buff from consecutive deflects
with consistent deflecting and skill use you'll never really need to use a flask as you'll outheal the chip damage you take from dealing damage, and you'll also be dealing more damage than you would be otherwise all the while
Anonymous No.527809385 >>527810139
>>527795390
>>527809279
Me neither....
Then again I am a snoy
Anonymous No.527809467 >>527809731
>>527807465
Based batman
Anonymous No.527809513
>>527809181
kys mush
Anonymous No.527809548
>>527808626
fucking faggot too scared to show his losses. good thing he doesn't stream.
Anonymous No.527809641
>>527807914
Truth nuke.
>>527808259
Couldnโ€™t agree more. It was a bold attempt but it ended up backfiring and hurting the game more than anything.
Anonymous No.527809731 >>527809781 >>527814290
>>527807465
>>527809467
Which Nightfarer would Batman main?
Anonymous No.527809781
>>527809731
Wylder
Anonymous No.527809832 >>527810010
>>527807940
A pirate talking about his best brother from another mother
Anonymous No.527809836
>>527807841
i don't mind rebuilding overall except for Limgrave, i've done it so much i hate it so i use one of the merchant mods so i can just buy everything i normally get from a first run and head to the castle.
Anonymous No.527809907
>>527809181
But the initials isn't right for any of these to be me
Anonymous No.527809928 >>527810034 >>527810268 >>527811920 >>527814290
The reason I really enjoy Nightreign over the regular Elden Ring is because Nightreign respects your time.
Everything you do and everywhere you go rewards you with something. I got so tired of exploring a place that looked interesting in ER only to be rewarded with a turtle neck after fighting through it.
Anonymous No.527809979
>you get one flask refill every minute
I knew it
Anonymous No.527810010 >>527816491
>>527809832
arharharhar
Anonymous No.527810034 >>527810105
>>527809928
i kind of agree except for those times where you get 2 shitty blue bows from a camp reward
Anonymous No.527810105
>>527810034
Even shitty blue bows can have some nice passives
Anonymous No.527810139 >>527810230 >>527810552
>>527809385
uhm based?? me too the revenant and raider I played with were great but I wont say more than that..
Anonymous No.527810230 >>527810812
>>527810139
i know who you are and you are based and amazing :DD
Anonymous No.527810268
>>527809928
and then in SOTE it got even worse
Entire complex landscapes thoroughly barren of enemies, items or interactables of any kind. As if they were meant to just be viewed from a distance or rode through once on Torrent and that's it.
Anonymous No.527810347 >>527810793
>>527807841
>>527808259
I just download DLC-ready saves that have the entire base game completed with all items and play through the DLC again sometimes. CBA to replay the base game for this reason, though.
Anonymous No.527810552
>>527810139
Feed your revenant starshards. Even if she has fireball for the Centaur Lightning boss.
Anonymous No.527810575 >>527810863 >>527812616
>>527808626
Your e-celeb just made me remember something else

Who was that other (something)-bro youtuber that was BIIIIIIIIIG early on during Souls? Then he just kind disappeared after Bloodborne?
Anonymous No.527810610 >>527810856
is guard countering really the best way to play the bird? the starting shield can comfortably poke heolstor when upgraded, I'm surprised how much it can tank actually
Anonymous No.527810671
>3/3 instantly skipped intro
Yeah, we've already won
Anonymous No.527810793
>>527810347
Maybe that's the only solution, download a save with all equipment, spells and weapons on it, unupgraded and then try to play through the game without having to explore all the fluff. Still seems like a massive hassle
Anonymous No.527810812
>>527810230
you tooo! :D
Anonymous No.527810856
>>527810610
Unless you get a very good AoW for the boss then yes
Anonymous No.527810863 >>527813934
>>527810575
Only other souls dude I remember is Praise the sun. Haven't kept up in ages with any souls people.
Anonymous No.527810870
>>527807921
It's got the stats of a blue level katana and adds to the stagger meter with every deflect. You can do the quick deflect from going in and out of the stance or if you expect to hold aggro for a decent amount of time just keep it out and swing with its super efficient stamina cost(~1/5th the regular stamina cost) and keep the pressure up. Yes getting unmolested free time with your actual purple weapon will beat it out in damage but it allows you to keep the damage up and take much greedier risks in situations you otherwise might be forced to play way too passively
Anonymous No.527810930 >>527810993
God Iโ€™ve hit a point where Iโ€™m just face tanking everything and hoping things just die in front of me fast and barely dodging. Think Iโ€™ve officially hit executie brainrot
Anonymous No.527810993
>>527810930
Time to pick up Raider
Anonymous No.527811024 >>527811348
thas crazy
Anonymous No.527811078 >>527811145 >>527811326 >>527811350 >>527811565
u guys never drop me starlight shards :(
Anonymous No.527811145
>>527811078
You a cute revvy? Do a twirl infront of me then I will
Anonymous No.527811314 >>527811505
queueing erg all bosses on pc 1/3
Anonymous No.527811326
>>527811078
You know the drill *unzips* work for them shards
Anonymous No.527811348
>>527811024
damn, I want that
Anonymous No.527811350
>>527811078
sorry i ran out of runes after i leveled up :(
Anonymous No.527811359
ggs revenant, executor
our dps wasn't very great, but we were basically unkillable, that's what guardian does i suppose
Anonymous No.527811389 >>527811556
PSGawd status? I missed out on some action earlier due to work :(
Anonymous No.527811428 >>527811738
Anonymous No.527811505 >>527811658
>>527811314
2/3
Anonymous No.527811537 >>527811750 >>527812580 >>527837927
I am begging people to stop going for Astel every single Noklateo match no matter the circumstance.
No, we cannot kill Astel if we've already spent half the day before we even reach the city and we're level 10.
Anonymous No.527811540 >>527811602
>network error
FUCK
Anonymous No.527811556
>>527811389
I'm gonna get back on after I eat probably
Anonymous No.527811565 >>527814694
>>527811078
I feed FP shards to all my snow bunnies and slutty recluse's
Anonymous No.527811595 >>527811684 >>527811894
>i got kicked out
NOOOO
And I finally got a fucking polehammer
Anonymous No.527811596
aaaa network status check failed im sorry guys
Anonymous No.527811602
>>527811540
I DONT BELIEVE IT
Anonymous No.527811627
>will get shadowbanned now because i disconned
AAAAIE
Anonymous No.527811635 >>527811767 >>527811861
sry recluse and rev, steam crash on my end finally had a good run going too w leg GS
Anonymous No.527811657
fuck
that was actually going pretty good too
Anonymous No.527811658
>>527811505
Ah fuck, steam maintenance, at least it happened before we loaded in
Anonymous No.527811659 >>527811767 >>527811769
you ever think 2 teammates from erg are cool as fuck but you dont want to break the anonymity pact?
Anonymous No.527811662 >>527811778 >>527811894
patch incoming?
Anonymous No.527811684 >>527811782
>>527811595
also kicked
Anonymous No.527811726 >>527811894 >>527811896
Are the servers down? Everyone is mass posting about disconnects.
Anonymous No.527811734
So Gaben tuesdays are a thing for NR, good to know.
Anonymous No.527811738
>>527811428
I actually want real recipes for these
Anonymous No.527811746 >>527812107
gg anyway night aspect bros
we were going to win that one easy even if Loretta did rape us
Anonymous No.527811750
>>527811537
Iโ€™ve killed Astro multiple times at lvl 10, Iโ€™ve even killed it with just one other guy a few times. Itโ€™s a little squishy baby
Anonymous No.527811767
we were level 12 night one...
rip bloodflame talons is so much fun,
>>527811635
it's ok seems like it was everyone
>>527811659
ya there's a duchess I wanna add, but at the same time there's a sort of pleasant randomness to erg queue, and always choosing to duo with someone takes away fro
Anonymous No.527811769
>>527811659
godefroy seems like a chill guy
Anonymous No.527811773
>we were level 15 before even fighting the night 2 boss
>i had a perfect bow for heolstor (erdtree bow)
>i had the arrow talisman
>i got the 20% thrusting damage boost bonus
>DISCONNECTED
Anonymous No.527811778 >>527811854
>>527811662
Tuesday Steam maintenance, servers will be back in about 30 minutes. patch is tomorrow at this time
Anonymous No.527811782
>>527811684
Sorry Recluse, I didn't notice you stayed in the church.
Anonymous No.527811854
>>527811778
aw shucks, 24 more hours? I can't wait that long
Anonymous No.527811857
>>527809181
*blushes*
Anonymous No.527811861 >>527812752
>>527811635
it's server wide you don't have to apologize
Anonymous No.527811870 >>527811936 >>527812183 >>527814507
Go for a walk you fat fucks, do some cardio before the servers are back up
Anonymous No.527811894
>>527811595
>>527811662
>>527811726
It might be steam, I restarted steam and it isn't connecting
Anonymous No.527811896
>>527811726
It's steam's Tuesday downtime. Most of us don't play live service stuff so we aren't accustomed to planning around this.
Anonymous No.527811905
restart the game, servers back. 30 mins is the longest,. normally it's like 5 mins.
Anonymous No.527811915
>>527807921
>>527809382
The "Guard counter boosted by max HP" passive works great with the sekiro stick too, as you generally have a lot more guard counter opportunities compared to other classes.
Anonymous No.527811920 >>527812348
>>527809928
i think that's more an issue with ER's stats/itemization because you have to invest so heavily to make certain builds work it causes most rewards to be useless
Anonymous No.527811936
>>527811870
It's 40 c outside though...
Anonymous No.527811957 >>527812349
3 nightlords look like they came out of the monster hunter universe. The collab is inevitable
Anonymous No.527811986
>Patch coming
Time to 'eep
Anonymous No.527812032 >>527813719
I hate mounted bosses so goddamn much
Anonymous No.527812054 >>527812103 >>527812156 >>527812160
>all of /erg/ collectively have god runs
>gaben says no
FUCK
Anonymous No.527812103
>>527812054
ISN"T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK
Anonymous No.527812107
>>527811746
That was gonna be the easiest healslut kill ever
People complain about BBH but I hate Loretta even more, random Glintblade AIDS that one shots you is worse than anything BBH does TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU
Anonymous No.527812156
>>527812054
Two Guardians and a recluse. This was going to be a slow but safe run.
I'm still pissed, got a polehammer and a scarlet sword.
Anonymous No.527812160
>>527812054
we just finished our mediocre run though
Anonymous No.527812183
>>527811870
I did 26k steps today
Anonymous No.527812237 >>527812438
it's tuesday guys
Anonymous No.527812281
https://youtube.com/shorts/E7WCT8vmpfk?si=60rvZ1p9sfpLkuHq
chu chu chu
Anonymous No.527812348
>>527811920
It's just an open world thing. You gotta stretch shit really thin across such big areas
Anonymous No.527812349 >>527812728
>>527811957
ik you probably mean Adel, Gnoster, and Caligo, but could you imagine the seething MH players if Maris was in their game?
Anonymous No.527812374 >>527812430
If I keep loading into an expedition and quit out again, will I eventually get a shifting earth? Or do I have to kill a night lord for a chance to get it? I just need my fucking mountaintops already...
Anonymous No.527812416 >>527816828
Anonymous No.527812430
>>527812374
you have to get a kill
Anonymous No.527812438 >>527814964
>>527812237
yup, last day of my weekend
luckily I got thursday off because black people got enslaved and then let free
Anonymous No.527812492 >>527812579 >>527812626 >>527814694
What the FUCK am I supposed to do now? I'm tired of pvp'ing on 4chan.
Anonymous No.527812503 >>527812665
Duchess bros, how's this relic setup? Or should I use the all green?
Anonymous No.527812541 >>527812603 >>527812919 >>527814694
>year of our lord of 2025
>steam can't do their thing without going offline once every week
Anonymous No.527812579
>>527812492
>dead inside troonster
lol
Anonymous No.527812580 >>527812927
>>527811537
You take the lead then, go Noklateo at the start of Day 2, take them to through the left side, do all the mini bosses, dupe your weapon and you should have enough time to make a call for Astel the 2nd half. There's nothing better to do with that shifting earth because the Castle is gone
Anonymous No.527812603 >>527812794
>>527812541
what are YOU going to do about it?
Anonymous No.527812610 >>527812861
Duchess bros, how's this relic setup? Or should I use the all green? Deleted previous post to fix the image.
Anonymous No.527812616 >>527813934
>>527810575
Me bro
Anonymous No.527812626
>>527812492
Play something else. Come play Barony with me, it's like Nightreign, but even harder.
Anonymous No.527812665
>>527812503
Youโ€™d get more value out of the moth and frost dragon relics
Anonymous No.527812714 >>527812798 >>527812974
4 day weekend starting Thursday for me bros, I'm gonna cross the 100 hour mark on this sloppa
Anonymous No.527812728
>>527812349
Yeah they don't have magic. Their only option would be to force everyone to be a bow user
Anonymous No.527812752 >>527813691
>>527811861
Who is this cutie
Anonymous No.527812794
>>527812603
I'M GONNA order a big mac + nuggies
Anonymous No.527812798 >>527813136
>>527812714
What the fuck. Fuck you
Anonymous No.527812861
>>527812610
cerberus relic is a meme. go for the first setup
Anonymous No.527812919
>>527812541
PSGods win once again.
Anonymous No.527812920 >>527813107 >>527813323
I love feeding revenant players
Pic unrelated
Anonymous No.527812927 >>527813080
>>527812580
I do this, but the issue is people ignore the free Headless 'boss' right before Astel, and the Dragonkin right below him and just beeline for Astel even if I'm pinging the other things and we only have like 1-2m tops before the rain sets in.
Anonymous No.527812974 >>527813528
>>527812714
same
im already at 95 hours THOOOOOOOUGH
Anonymous No.527813040 >>527813218
Anonymous No.527813080 >>527813264
>>527812927
I've had legendaries drop from the troll as well but that's another one everything seems to skip
Anonymous No.527813107
>>527812920
Woo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.527813134 >>527813262 >>527813809 >>527814018
PSbros now is our time...
Anonymous No.527813136 >>527813248 >>527813295 >>527813425 >>527813884 >>527814964
>>527812798
Ameribros got a new holiday on the 19th through the ritual sacrifice of George Floyd. It's fantastic.
Anonymous No.527813218
>>527813040
Isshin is so based
Anonymous No.527813248
>>527813136
Accountant here, I didn't get shit (besides lots of money, but that aside)
Anonymous No.527813262 >>527813809 >>527813827
>>527813134
Yes. Join.
Anonymous No.527813264 >>527813406
>>527813080
I always do Troll, Black Knife, duplicate weapon, headless guy before Astel, and then make a call for Astel if we have time or Dragonkin if we don't.
I think everyone in this game has a massive sunken cost with EVERY boss, people would rather throw runs than just admit 'ok we cant kill this' and back off.
Anonymous No.527813295
>>527813136
lmao niggas be like!
Anonymous No.527813323 >>527813649 >>527814075
>>527812920
Anonymous No.527813352
Anonymous No.527813406
>>527813264
Astel I think is a major honeypot for randoms
I really prefer to not even try sometimes, I've seen winning runs die there
Anonymous No.527813425
>>527813136
Wait really. Gotta take my celebratory dent then.
Anonymous No.527813528
>>527812974
same though
Anonymous No.527813649 >>527813751 >>527813783
>>527813323
Fuuuck.. what would another 2 result in?
Anonymous No.527813686 >>527813794
Anonymous No.527813691 >>527815490
>>527812752
It's Bibian.
Anonymous No.527813719
>>527812032
dismount them then so they're not mounted anymore
Anonymous No.527813738 >>527814060
we just not gonna talk about how there's eight nightfarers and only two beds
Anonymous No.527813751 >>527814075 >>527814606
>>527813649
Anonymous No.527813783
>>527813649
2 more in his inventory.
Anonymous No.527813794
>>527813686
Bird up
Anonymous No.527813809 >>527814018
>>527813134
>>527813262
Queuing now
Anonymous No.527813827 >>527814018 >>527814041
>>527813262
2/3 just need to restard my ps5. Rest mode seems to fuck up the audio levels
Anonymous No.527813884
>>527813136
NTA and I'm not american but the 19th is a holiday here because of... religion. Thanks, pope.
Anonymous No.527813934 >>527814087
>>527810863
>>527812616
I REMEMBER NOW

It was EpicNameBro

Are you all zoomers or something and dont know him? Not that you SHOULD know him, but you ought to have been aware if you been around this fandom for at lesat 10~ years
Anonymous No.527814018
>>527813134
>>527813809
>>527813827
lol
Anonymous No.527814041 >>527814121 >>527814139
>>527813827
Wtf I'm stuck at 1/3
Anonymous No.527814060
>>527813738
Revenant doesn't sleep
Bird has a nest in a tree
Recluse has a bed
Wylder sleeps with his sword
Duchess sleeps standing against the wall with her eyes open staring at Wylder
Raider sleeps with Recluse
Ironeye is undead so he doesn't sleep
Executor uses the other bed
Anonymous No.527814073 >>527814351
>no 3 white slot universal chalice
Anonymous No.527814075
>>527813323
>>527813751
>she's being fed by Guardian
Anonymous No.527814087
>>527813934
Wasn't that the dude who beat his kid? I remember that one totally legitimate YouTube video
Anonymous No.527814121 >>527814263
>>527814041
Turn on cross region
Anonymous No.527814139 >>527814263
>>527814041
turn on cross-region matching, pw still cares about it for some reason
Anonymous No.527814192 >>527814248 >>527814312
greatest of all time
Anonymous No.527814248
>>527814192
kek a troon
Anonymous No.527814263 >>527814423
>>527814121
>>527814139
Back at 2/3
Anonymous No.527814290 >>527815206
>>527809731
Wylder or Recluse (he loves colored pussy)
>>527809928
Iโ€™m glad that this game finally got people to be more honest with themselves about ERโ€™s flaws. Now letโ€™s see how long it takes for it to happen with this game.
Anonymous No.527814312 >>527814430
>>527814192
Worst Wylder skin
Anonymous No.527814351
>>527814073
won't ever exist
DLC will hand out the triple red though i'd bet.
Anonymous No.527814423 >>527814582
>>527814263
lol
Anonymous No.527814424
Anonymous No.527814430 >>527814693
>>527814312
I think that's the artorias one. It just looks so ass to me throughout the whole series.
Anonymous No.527814464 >>527814861
>Playing guardian the last two days
>Trying to defeat Gnoster with pubs
>Finally get a good team with Wylder and Ironeye
>Get good rolls so I've got a crucible horn shield, passives that allow constant health regen and regen on block, and a wending grace
>Fight comes down to both team mates dying with three bars while boss is at 25% health while I take pot shots with guard counter to charge my ult faster
>Manage to get the others back on their feet and get the win.

Holy fuck being able to tank the entirity of their rush attack is insane. FGuardian gets a lot of shit for his weak damage and passive playstyle but that was great right there. Shame I died to Maris in the subsequent run.
Anonymous No.527814507
>>527811870
Holy fuck. Good advice. A rarity on here.
Anonymous No.527814582 >>527814654
>>527814423
Still at 2/3
Anonymous No.527814606
>>527813751
what if we double that
Anonymous No.527814654 >>527814762
>>527814582
I know lol

He mindbroke them!
Anonymous No.527814669 >>527815206
Why do people feel the desire to post essays about their time playing guardian
Anonymous No.527814679 >>527814790 >>527814819
>stuck in matchmaking
It's over for me, I've been shadowbanned
Anonymous No.527814685 >>527814791
>>527801584
>>527802092
>reset for like 40 mins
>nothing, only get the city 3 times
>then I get crater and mountain in a row
>beat both runs with Raider, got all achievements

Got a good 60 hours of this game, it's been fun.
Gonna uninstall and wait for actual new content, don't want to burn out.
Anonymous No.527814693
>>527814430
artorias looks cool in it
on players it looks like a weird manlet squished-down version of him
Anonymous No.527814694
>>527812492
>>527812541
pcucks lost
>>527811565
dravidian post
Anonymous No.527814762 >>527814858
>>527814654
I'm sorry what?
Anonymous No.527814790
>>527814679
steam maintenance idiota
Anonymous No.527814791
>>527814685
TUTTI ACHIEVEMENT?? TUTTI ACHIEVEMENT?? BRAVISSIMO PAISAN!!!
Anonymous No.527814819 >>527814942
>>527814679
PSbro? Try all bosses with erg pass
Anonymous No.527814858
>>527814762
lol
Anonymous No.527814861 >>527815034 >>527815345
>>527814464
Guardian is unironically unkillable easy mode if you are not a complete retard. I thought so when I got a purple shield drop and I think so as well when I just played with a standard drop. His damage is ass and he is slow as fuck, but he is immortal and makes teammates immortal basically immortal since his ult is so good at reviving. He is just kinda boring to play.
Anonymous No.527814881 >>527814989 >>527815009 >>527815047 >>527815065 >>527815147 >>527815279 >>527815291 >>527815439 >>527815793
Anonymous No.527814942 >>527815019
>>527814819
I'm doing that. We need just one more.
Anonymous No.527814957 >>527815051 >>527815091 >>527815294 >>527815696 >>527820497
finally beat the game
now what
Anonymous No.527814964
>>527812438
>>527813136
kekd
Anonymous No.527814989 >>527815381 >>527815439
>>527814881
He's too powerful
Anonymous No.527815009
>>527814881
Can he see out of the madness eyes?
Anonymous No.527815016 >>527815258
PSbros I am stuck in 2/3 limbo...
Anonymous No.527815019
>>527814942
>We need just one more.
he knows lol
Anonymous No.527815034
>>527814861
He can get massive fuckoff damage but it's just really RNG dependant. With the right passives he can juice a guard counter up to do like 4000 damage total, all effects included
Anonymous No.527815047 >>527815439
>>527814881
oh my goodness gracious
Anonymous No.527815051
>>527814957
kiss me
Anonymous No.527815065 >>527815439
>>527814881
Iโ€™m pretty sure his nipples have a chain joining them
Anonymous No.527815091 >>527815312
>>527814957
You clearly did not all remembrances or achievements
Anonymous No.527815147 >>527815439
>>527814881
Hnnnnnng
Anonymous No.527815206
>>527814290
truth
>>527814669
cloacucks are eternally insecure about being useless and feel the need to assure everyone they totally arenโ€™t every breath they take
Anonymous No.527815258
>>527815016
We know lol
Anonymous No.527815279 >>527815439 >>527815445 >>527815773 >>527816382
>>527814881
Do femanons really goon to this?
Anonymous No.527815291 >>527816175
>>527814881
If you got hard or wet seeing this you need some help
Anonymous No.527815293 >>527815421 >>527815476 >>527815528
>Gnoster's charge in phase 2 where the moth fires magic projectiles while the scorpion charges
what the fuck am I supposed do? I understand the whole fight aside from this, this shit keeps hitting me
feels like if I try to roll the projectiles then the charge also gets me
Anonymous No.527815294
>>527814957
Beat bosses only once? Man you didn't beat the game. You can't say you went swimming when all you did was just soak in the pool for a bit.
Anonymous No.527815312
>>527815091
not an achievement hunter and remembrances seem like a chore to achieve in pugs
Anonymous No.527815340 >>527815475
>nobody wants to do darkdrift knight even without a remembrance
JFC I cant do this solo.
Anonymous No.527815345
>>527814861
He is. Those moments like that are too few and far between. And I can't count the number of times I went into Day 3 with the starting greatshield. I've started buying smithing stones in case I need to upgrade it.
Anonymous No.527815353
They should make a second gamemode that plays more like binding of isaac
Anonymous No.527815381
>>527814989
This is fake, right?
Anonymous No.527815396
>>527803636
>>527803857
I'm sorry
Anonymous No.527815421 >>527815827
>>527815293
Surge sprint the first volley and rollspam the second+charge
Anonymous No.527815439 >>527826394
>>527814881
>>527814989
>>527815047
>>527815065
>>527815147
>>527815279
Donโ€™t start, fags.
Anonymous No.527815445
>>527815279
Gay guys do. Women aren't into the things gay men are into.
Anonymous No.527815475
>>527815340
And I can't do it even with two other people lol
Anonymous No.527815476 >>527815827
>>527815293
literally just run to the side
that shit is so fucking worthless as an attack
Anonymous No.527815490
>>527813691
She looks cute
Anonymous No.527815504
>>527803857
Why does he look like him.
Anonymous No.527815506
whenโ€™s maintenance and for how long
Anonymous No.527815518
>try revenant with recluse
>get shrekt
Anonymous No.527815528 >>527815827
>>527815293
Run sideways around it when it starts doing that and only dodge at the end. Dont panicroll.
Anonymous No.527815686 >>527815712
Do we know something about hard mode bosses?
Anonymous No.527815696
>>527814957
Remembrances, refining your playstyle and skill with your favorite class(es), whatever skins you like, relic gatcha if you like min-maxing
The real fun of this game is selecting all bosses and sending it because you like fighting ER bosses in a semi-randomized fashion. If you're in it just to check all the boxes you're going to have like 30-40 hours of frustrating gameplay because you won't have time to adjust to a playstyle you like or thoroughly learn any bosses.
Anonymous No.527815712
>>527815686
Yep
Anonymous No.527815753
Who has the webm of Libra having a superfast walkanimation instead of teleporting?
Anonymous No.527815773 >>527816316
>>527815279
Yes
Anonymous No.527815793 >>527815970 >>527816175 >>527826394
>>527814881
What a stud. I wonder if his cum can afflict madness.
Anonymous No.527815824 >>527815932 >>527816215 >>527816262
To the other anon in this 2/3 limbo with me I salute your patience
Anonymous No.527815827
>>527815476
>>527815421
>>527815528
gonna try again now to practice more, I hope I don't run out of stamina
near the end of the fight he does it like 3-4 times too? and then more projectiles while the big scorpion does the spikes at the end?
this shit is scary to me desu
Anonymous No.527815932
>>527815824
lol
Anonymous No.527815943
if you guys are glancing here, use the twigs to run for that church and rise after this night 2
Anonymous No.527815970
>>527815793
only if it enters your body
Anonymous No.527816071 >>527816403
This guy? Doms and impregnates Radahn.
Anonymous No.527816175 >>527816316 >>527826394
>>527815291
I was soaked after talking about Libra earlier. Nothing wrong with gooning to my current favorite game. I have to do something while waiting for my group to get on.
>>527815793
I like to think as he brings you to climax you get hit hard with the madness and it shoots out of your eyes.
Anonymous No.527816215
>>527815824
Im not going anywhere anon
Anonymous No.527816250 >>527816370 >>527816434
how do i deal with augur's sleep
i only got a sleep resistance item in like one run out of 5
Anonymous No.527816262
>>527815824
I'm fine waiting. I'm very patient when it comes to this stuff.
Anonymous No.527816304 >>527816570
>get attack inflict blood loss at low hp
>scorpion stinger with "attack inflict sleep" passive
>for some reason scorpion stinger had bleed even though I had full hp
a glitch happened and idk how to replicate it, but I felt powerful for 3 minutes
Anonymous No.527816316 >>527816491 >>527816804 >>527826394
>>527816175
this anon is male

>>527815773
this anon is female
Anonymous No.527816370 >>527822416
>>527816250
When she does the sleep thing where she makes the strange whirring noise and flies away and lazily falls down and you start gaining sleep, that's why you're supposed to hit her with lightning, it breaks the attack
Anonymous No.527816382 >>527816736
>>527815279
sex viscerally disgusts me
Anonymous No.527816403 >>527816571
>>527816071
Why are you posting softcore gay porn? Wtf is with you guys at this hour.
Anonymous No.527816434 >>527822416
>>527816250
give him the gay shock therapy treatment and hit him with lightning
he will stop after 2-3 hits
Anonymous No.527816491 >>527816674
>>527816316
What about >>527810010
Anonymous No.527816570
>>527816304
Seems that whenever you get a critical you get the bleed buff. Don't know exactly why.
Anonymous No.527816571 >>527816913 >>527817528
>>527816403
failed dsgtroon raid, same thing with pretending to start psn games and talking about guardian all of a sudden.
Poor guys are terrible at this.
Anonymous No.527816591 >>527816751
will the servers work again soon?
Anonymous No.527816674 >>527817384
>>527816491
uh
Anonymous No.527816736
>>527816382
Weird thing to mention but you do you buddy.
Anonymous No.527816751 >>527816915
>>527816591
you don't play with those huge black bars right
Anonymous No.527816804 >>527816950
>>527816316
Anonymous No.527816828
>>527812416
kissable
Anonymous No.527816913 >>527817139
>>527816571
There are 2 of us waiting on PS. It's just that the rest who usually play are busy so we're kinda stuck at 2/3
Anonymous No.527816914
vocaroo chan are you here? :3
Anonymous No.527816915
>>527816751
i have no choice
Anonymous No.527816950
>>527816804
good heavens, what a twist
Anonymous No.527817013
PSN 2/3 ALL BOSSES PASS erg
Anonymous No.527817024 >>527817185
>cheat relics in
>play a game
>do worse compared to what I would've done with my usual relics
hmmmmm, back to the lab I go
Anonymous No.527817069
Ripping Libra's demon head off!
Anonymous No.527817073
should I be in queue or should I wait untill it's up
Anonymous No.527817139
>>527816913
I know lol
Anonymous No.527817171
holy shit, you can break libra's bubble with lightning rod's second hit. i don't think the aoe of it broke all the sigils, but it may have, but either way, it hit just as he put his bubble up and instantly broke it.
Anonymous No.527817185 >>527817271 >>527817352 >>527817631
>>527817024
is there a cheat table or something
Anonymous No.527817271
>>527817185
yeah
Anonymous No.527817290 >>527817432
WE'RE LIVE
Anonymous No.527817352
>>527817185
For giting gud?
No
Anonymous No.527817384 >>527817498
>>527816674
I know, that's why I replied
Anonymous No.527817405
Anonymous No.527817432
>>527817290
Liar.
Anonymous No.527817497 >>527817701 >>527820920
>Absolute shitter Recluse quits
>Me [Executor] and Ironeye are duoing now
>It's Maris
>He goes down for a third bar near the end
>I ult and start roaring to revive him
>It kills a huge wave of jellies and Maris is dead before I'm done reviving Ironeye
Neat. Y'know something? I noticed you fucking losers never make any webms. I'm the only guy who regularly does.
Anonymous No.527817498 >>527817859
>>527817384
how did you know?
Anonymous No.527817528 >>527817647
>>527816571
That's not what a dsgtroon raid looks like. >>527802658
>>527803058
>>527809141
These are dsgtroon posts. Know your raids, friend.
Anonymous No.527817583 >>527817906 >>527821824 >>527827126
I just started playing...
But um... why the fuck is every playable character brown or sounds like one?
Anonymous No.527817623 >>527817851 >>527818220
>trying to do a matchmake for the centaur
>1/3
>2/3
>1/3
Fuck it. Im opening a lobby with code "DDKIron" so i can get this remembrance done.
Anonymous No.527817631
>>527817185
There is a save editor for chalices available for both pc and ps4 yes

People getting crazy hacked shit. I just want actual useful relics
Anonymous No.527817647
>>527817528
Both are dsgtroon raids
Anonymous No.527817701
>>527817497
Anonymous No.527817727 >>527817892 >>527817909 >>527818032
what a heolstor run
that was memey
Anonymous No.527817851 >>527818302 >>527822116
>>527817623
I will queue only centaur with password erg
Anonymous No.527817859 >>527827636
>>527817498
I have approximate knowledge on many things
Anonymous No.527817892 >>527817936
>>527817727
>scythe
>not with sister friede garb
Damn ...
Anonymous No.527817906 >>527818778
>>527817583
Why don't you make your own games timmy?
Anonymous No.527817909 >>527817965 >>527818032 >>527818239
>>527817727
this shit is useless lol
Anonymous No.527817936 >>527818023 >>527818118 >>527818265
>>527817892
I am darkness...
Anonymous No.527817965 >>527818138
>>527817909
wrong!
Anonymous No.527818023 >>527818239
>>527817936
my vision is darkness when you smother my face with your fat doll ass
Anonymous No.527818032
>>527817727
No-fist onion man, not really sure how i feel about that one.
>>527817909
we used the branches to get a church on the far edge of the map, seemed alright if you dont already have good talismans
Anonymous No.527818118 >>527818239
>>527817936
butt slut
Anonymous No.527818138
>>527817965
meant the reward for using it
Anonymous No.527818220
>>527817623
>get into centaur queue
>no ironeye
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.527818239
>>527817909
I'd say it has some uses but yeah it's generally not very good if you have talisman lol
I had my team pick it and then go run across the map at the end of the night for the last church
>>527818023
>>527818118
wth
Anonymous No.527818265 >>527818549
>>527817936
Doll ass doesn't look like that lmao, nice fake sister friede with fake ass hahaa
Anonymous No.527818302 >>527821996
>>527817851
fine
Anonymous No.527818394 >>527818491
Please don't force me to play Executor
Anonymous No.527818437 >>527818516 >>527818572 >>527818754
can randos please stop trying to fight the castle roof boss while there's pot trolls to clear jesus christ
Anonymous No.527818491
>>527818394
You don't even have to play this game
Anonymous No.527818516
>>527818437
UAAAaa
Anonymous No.527818549
>>527818265
dolls are modular
Anonymous No.527818572 >>527818676
>>527818437
This but don't fight the roof boss at all
Anonymous No.527818676
>>527818572
this
Anonymous No.527818686 >>527818843 >>527820730
qrd on the save editor and best relic replacements/stats?
Anonymous No.527818754
>>527818437
Do troll pots go to the roof? I don't think I've experienced that yet, but I usually clear out the rest of the castle before doing the roof boss.
Anonymous No.527818778 >>527818924
>>527817906
Because I don't have the money to pay the gajiillion jeets who seem responsible for coding this game.
Anonymous No.527818843
>>527818686
hold it let me make a guide
Anonymous No.527818924 >>527819019 >>527819123 >>527827636
>>527818778
Staff that worked on the game is mainly Japanese
Anonymous No.527819019
>>527818924
he has mantras to repeat though.
Anonymous No.527819123 >>527819324 >>527819440 >>527820847 >>527821135 >>527827006
>>527818924
All the stranger are the character identities then.
Japs never struck me as particularly fond of the darker races.
Say... wouldn't a certain, "darkstone" company happen to be involved in its development?
Anonymous No.527819162
PC Fulghor bros, prepare for my retarded ass
Anonymous No.527819324 >>527819838 >>527827006
>>527819123
They integrated the ainu and the ryukyus into their hegemony.
Anonymous No.527819359
Need this as a Duchess skin
Anonymous No.527819440 >>527819623
>>527819123
Blackrock depths?
Anonymous No.527819623
>>527819440
beyond the abyss
Anonymous No.527819795 >>527820302
minimum 3 at my feet every day swap
Anonymous No.527819838 >>527819985 >>527820847
>>527819324
Yeah, get back to me when ANY of the characters start looking like either of the two lmao
So far I see there's:
"Who?"
Jeet bird
Armored jeet
Nubian queen
7/11 roided hoodrat
and *DARK* elf
Anonymous No.527819848 >>527820098 >>527820220 >>527820920
Anonymous No.527819985 >>527820063 >>527820345
>>527819838
lol brony be wildin
Anonymous No.527820063 >>527820203
>>527819985
Shut up about your boogeyman for once
Anonymous No.527820082 >>527820471
Fucking hell, I just had the best weapon, ever!
An ice nagakiba, dealing bleed AND frost!
Anonymous No.527820098
>>527819848
This is such a cheese, you can do nearly half its HP with it
Anonymous No.527820203 >>527820694
>>527820063
he's right every time
Anonymous No.527820220
>>527819848
Anonymous No.527820302
>>527819795
Anonymous No.527820345
>>527819985
I know what bronies are, but I ain't one, I can tell you that for sure
Anonymous No.527820471 >>527820641
>>527820082
Nice, that run was EZPZ even with the botched gargoyle
Anonymous No.527820481 >>527820993
I feel pampered when I'm holding 6 shards and everyone drops me more...
Anonymous No.527820484
is the game still down for maintenance or something? I was about to log my goofy ass on
Anonymous No.527820497
>>527814957
i haven't done the final boss yet (waiting until i do all the shifting earth achievements first) but i've been going through trying to beat every boss as every character
Anonymous No.527820601 >>527821092
So I've been trying to brainstorm a build for executioner that fully revolves around his skill, the cursed blade. How would one increase its damage? Blocking skills work well for him obviously, but so do walking skills. I suppose crit damage as well. Does his skill count as a katana?
Anonymous No.527820641 >>527820828 >>527820876
Also, guardian, did you have a relic, or does the Guardian's ultimate makes everyone around invincible by default?

>>527820471
Yeah, the whole thing was not optimal in the slighest, but honestly, I love the whole mugging aspect of playing three different melee classes.
No strategy, no tactic, just rush the poor sop and beat him to death.
Anonymous No.527820694 >>527820769 >>527820920
>>527820203
Don't talk about yourself retard
Anonymous No.527820729 >>527820890 >>527820917
Hiii. Today I will win a game of Elden Ring: Nightreign!
Anonymous No.527820730 >>527824612
>>527818686
here you go bro
Anonymous No.527820758 >>527820920 >>527820960
I thought maintenance was tomorrow
Anonymous No.527820769
>>527820694
lookatchu lol
Anonymous No.527820828 >>527820998 >>527821101
>>527820641
Invincible by default. You can also find relics that cause his zone to be a slow HP restore zone when you're holding the charge.
Anonymous No.527820847 >>527820965
>>527819838
>>527819123
>7/11 roided hoodrat
He's a relatively normal-sized Hoarah Loux, i think the internal filename for him is even "LouxJr"
Anonymous No.527820876 >>527820998
>>527820641
It makes everyone invincible by default. The relic makes it heal in addition. I was saving it on the boss in case we got downed but we didn't need it at all, Just walked through the frost breath like a bunch of apes
Anonymous No.527820890 >>527820953
>>527820729
good luck!
Anonymous No.527820917 >>527820953
>>527820729
no, you won't
nightreign is EoS
pack it up
Anonymous No.527820920 >>527821106 >>527821114
>>527817497
>>527819848
nigga posting 1920x1080 webms complaining about being "the only one who posts webms" its over
>>527820694
replying to him is pointless dont bother
>>527820758
steam maintenace today + elden ring servers maintenance tomorrow
Anonymous No.527820953
>>527820890
Thank you!
>>527820917
N-no. I will try my best to win one before EoS!
Anonymous No.527820960 >>527821106
>>527820758
Steam server maintenance is every Tuesday. Tomorrow is the patch
Anonymous No.527820965
>>527820847
>i think the internal filename for him is even "LouxJr"
thats actually pretty funny
Anonymous No.527820993
>>527820481
The Rev princess treatment
It's like I'm adored and loved
Anonymous No.527820998 >>527821185
>>527820828
Yeah, already got it, it helped me a lot to carry my teams when they're not demigods. But I didn't know if it made people invincible or just resistant.
Shit, for once that I try the stalker, there's a really fun guardian.

>>527820876
Neat. The tutorial could be more clear on this, it just says "creates a protective area", had I knew what exactly it meant, I'd have used it a lot more.
Anonymous No.527821016 >>527821281
>>527805592
Well yeah? He's a literal pirate.
Anonymous No.527821092
>>527820601
Anyone? Does it count as two handing a weapon? If so does the stance breaking it does when parrying an attack increase when you parrying if you have a gem with that skill?
Anonymous No.527821094
tfw only lightning on entire team is blue rarity lightning great stars
Anonymous No.527821101
>>527820828
How are they invisible when the boss can see them
Anonymous No.527821106 >>527821290 >>527827908
>>527820920
>>527820960
but i'm on X-box
Anonymous No.527821108 >>527821150 >>527827860
FFS QUEUE FOR THE CENTAUR ALREADY!
Anonymous No.527821114 >>527821234 >>527821237
>>527820920
how do I make webms
nvidia shadowplay?
I just use youtube vods...
Anonymous No.527821135
>>527819123
I think From wanted a more diverse cast this time around. This is the first time we got an American accent in a Souls game I think
Anonymous No.527821150 >>527821245
>>527821108
xbox??
Anonymous No.527821172 >>527821258 >>527821321
I thought Crucible Knights were spawned by the Crucible.
They're actually regular dudes blessed by the big tree or something? I'm confused.
Anonymous No.527821185 >>527821360 >>527821420
>>527820998
His best relics are ones that let you reflect damage. You never need to worry about being a damage dealer ever again once you've got that shit slotted in. You basically spend Day 2 in Guard Mode for your team and reflecting everything back to the field bosses.
Anonymous No.527821234 >>527821610
>>527821114
Record using your preferred program, concert it using Webm For Retards (Lazys)
Anonymous No.527821237 >>527821610
>>527821114
record gameplay -> webm for retards
Anonymous No.527821245
>>527821150
Nah, Steam
Anonymous No.527821247 >>527821442
Cutest pairing (smol is for protecc, not fug)
Anonymous No.527821258
>>527821172
They're dudes who worship the crucible, and set out to be it's knights
Anonymous No.527821281 >>527821419 >>527821501
>>527821016
Yeah well I don't see "can summon a pillar of rock" among captains skills.
Anonymous No.527821290
>>527821106
Oh then I have no clue
Anonymous No.527821321 >>527821763
>>527821172
They are guys that worship the crucible. Some of them fall in love with things like executor with the tree or the crucible knight at mohg's palace. They are like warrior poets seeing majesty in the world.
Anonymous No.527821360 >>527821939
>>527821185
it does decent stance damage but utter shit actual damage sadly.
Anonymous No.527821413 >>527821547 >>527821578 >>527821625
>>527799136
Why did Rykard take over the snake that vored him instead of becoming another one of the many bodies on its blade?
His status as a god made him merge with it instead?
Anonymous No.527821419
>>527821281
He's also a caveman so I mean, they have to keep it thematic.
Anonymous No.527821420 >>527821715
>>527821185
Noted, I did find a relic like this, but it seemed barely useful, since any hit breaks you out of it, and it's "just" a part.
Anonymous No.527821442
>>527821247
Anonymous No.527821463 >>527821816
>retard constantly backstabbing a crystalian at level 2 and resetting its stagger meter over and over while the circle shrinks
god I hate it I hate it
Anonymous No.527821464 >>527821663 >>527821739
>absolutely tilted
>die early and run out of flasks, then die in the rain on day 1
>go into night 1 at lvl 3
>day 2 get moonveil right away, chad teammate drops rivers of blood
>other chad teammate drops golden scarab talisman
>end at respectable lvl 13 and fuck the boss
still died a lot, but gg guys awesome team
Anonymous No.527821501
>>527821281
it's more like "pirate"(viking) not pirate(swashbuckler)
Anonymous No.527821547
>>527821413
>His status as a god made him merge with it instead?
In a way, play the dlc to learn more.
Anonymous No.527821578
>>527821413
Maybe he was the first.
Anonymous No.527821610
>>527821234
>>527821237
thanks, revenant webms eventually coming assuming it works mayb
Anonymous No.527821625
>>527821413
>Why did Rykard take over the snake that vored him
he didn't
Anonymous No.527821663
>>527821464
just off of adel?
yeah the start was terrible, it's crazy how good rivers is though
Anonymous No.527821715 >>527821943
>>527821420

Anon, Guardian should be able to take boss combos and not break the stamina bar in guard mode. It's worth investing into high level guard for Day 3, since you do general fuck all damage with weapons I'd recommend using smithing stones for your shields if you come across them.
Anonymous No.527821739
>>527821464
gg man. that looked pretty unfortunate, but it really turned around yeah
Anonymous No.527821763
>>527821321
man crucile knights are fucking cool
Anonymous No.527821816 >>527821998
>>527821463
just mash ping whenever someone is doing something dumb
Anonymous No.527821824
>>527817583
those are belarussian vas who work for 10 dollars an hour, not browns, but it is close
Anonymous No.527821939
>>527821360
It's amazing early game for Banished Knight camps, turns them into fucking chumps watching their wind combos get interrupted.
Anonymous No.527821943 >>527822558
>>527821715
That's already how I play normally, but that's because I can't dodge.
Anonymous No.527821996 >>527822083 >>527825879
>>527818302
do you still need centaur?
Anonymous No.527821998
>>527821816
Is this why everyone spams ping when we start moving? I just lose track of everyone so easily but it makes me feel like I'm being lead around like a dog on a leash. Rev player if that helps
Anonymous No.527822083 >>527822204
>>527821996
Yeah
erg
Anonymous No.527822116 >>527822204
>>527817851
What platform anon?
Anonymous No.527822204
>>527822083
>>527822116
3/3 on PC
Anonymous No.527822238 >>527823850
Another Fulghor expedition failed.
Next time, give your recluse the fucking staff with Meteorite of Astel. Especially after I gave you that fucking greatshield.
You stupid birdbrained faggot.
Anonymous No.527822297
blacklisted
Anonymous No.527822326
I wanna kill time to farm more murk, any anons on xbox?
Anonymous No.527822332 >>527822515 >>527822561
Clean PSbro victory
Anonymous No.527822416 >>527823547
>>527816370
>>527816434
thanks, got his ass
Anonymous No.527822515 >>527825972
>>527822332
Yup. That shit was kino.
Anonymous No.527822558
>>527821943
You never have to dodge as Guardian when he's built right. It's such a different but fun playstyle. I've had runs where I don't even have to flask because I heal back any chip damage from my passives and ult.
Anonymous No.527822561 >>527825972
>>527822332
Nightlord got brutally mogged
Anonymous No.527822914 >>527822983 >>527823154 >>527823484 >>527823691 >>527826709
Recluse is so fucking jet black yet maintains quite the normal face model that she feels nothing like an actual african or something.
Black people aren't usually black, they're dark brown, but Recluse is like purplish black
Anonymous No.527822949
I am once again asking for your help with Heolstor to complete Ironeye's remembrance since the servers died down earlier right as we were about to beat his ass.

1/3 pass erg
Anonymous No.527822983 >>527823458 >>527825996
>>527822914
>this racist again
Anonymous No.527823024
You know itโ€™s going to be a good run with randoms when everyone skips the cutscene frame one
Anonymous No.527823154
>>527822914
You can actually see people with her exact skintone in real life they're just rare. But her facial features make her distinctive compared to said people. She doesn't really look black from a phenotype standpoint.
Anonymous No.527823180 >>527823228
Horse status: zapped.
Anonymous No.527823228 >>527823538 >>527823775
>>527823180
I look like this
Anonymous No.527823336
heh....*rings bell*
Anonymous No.527823424
I had 5 churches in my last game, only got 4 though but it was more than enough
Anonymous No.527823458 >>527823590
>>527822983
explain it, where exactly is the racism, schizo
Anonymous No.527823482 >>527823639 >>527823769 >>527824052
Cheevobros, there's a lot of misinfo out there
Does anyone *actually* know how to get Set And Steadfast?
Anonymous No.527823484 >>527823606
>>527822914
Anon, she's a fucking Drow witch. Purple skin, white hair?
Anonymous No.527823538 >>527825085
>>527823228
*Leans down and pats your head.* Who's a good boy? Who's a big strong Wylder?
Anonymous No.527823547
>>527822416
based, good job
rev or recluse make this boss a joke if they get any lightning spell
it also oneshots the tear he sometimes drops, may stagger him if you destroy it
Anonymous No.527823590 >>527826709
>>527823458
there's an anon that keeps trying to /pol/post about recluse. Anon is just making fun of him.
Anonymous No.527823606 >>527823873
>>527823484
has that ever appeared in elden ring or dark souls?
Anonymous No.527823639
>>527823482
no, I just filled my inventory with purples and golds and got it, good luck bro
Anonymous No.527823672 >>527823790 >>527823796
>summoned for radabeast
>other phantom is bullgoat antspur fingerprint shield
>host somehow gets hit by almost every attack
>get to phase 2
>he instantly dies to the elden beast golden flame breath
rl168
kevin host
Anonymous No.527823691
>>527822914
Idk why people aren't using the main thing, her palms aren't paler
Anonymous No.527823769
>>527823482
It's hard to say, I've seen people get it with complete garbage in their inventories and others not get it with a full set of purples/golds.
It's either bugged or it's looking at all drops you get over the run and not just your current inventory.
Anonymous No.527823775 >>527825085
>>527823228
Hi little guy, what are you up to?
Anonymous No.527823779 >>527824105 >>527825358
Anonymous No.527823790
>>527823672
so that's the player I keep getting in my nightreign matches
Anonymous No.527823796
>>527823672
The max level is 15, you fucking cheater
Anonymous No.527823850 >>527825389
>>527822238
>blaming others for your loss
>Recluse
Yeah I'm guessing it was your fault
Anonymous No.527823873
>>527823606
Not as far as I can recall, closest is Nightfolk or Dragonkin, as they're grey hued. But like her general appearance and colour scheme is very DnD Drow.
Anonymous No.527823881 >>527824017
How good is Magic Attack Up +2? Does it stack?
Anonymous No.527823958
yo someone make a game
Anonymous No.527823997 >>527824067 >>527824152 >>527824334 >>527826042
So tired of getting shitty weapons
Anonymous No.527824017
>>527823881
trash, yes it stacks. 3 +2 is around 20 more damage.
Anonymous No.527824052 >>527824537
>>527823482
I've read that each item has a shop "rune value" assigned to it and that it takes passing a certain threshold number of all your gear combined, that's why there's so much differentiation between what people report. According to my trophy picture I had: 4 purple weapons, 2 blue, one purple and one blue talisman, a blue item, and theee white items, no pouch. It popped when I picked up the fourth purple weapon.
Anonymous No.527824067
>>527823997
No such thing, only shitty players
Anonymous No.527824105 >>527824885
>>527823779
wow..
Anonymous No.527824152 >>527824239
>>527823997
genuine skill issue
A third of my wins are me holding a random merchant weapon +1 that matches the bosses' weakness
Anonymous No.527824180
I figured out how to play Guardian right. Bad news is if I can't find a proper good shield I'm going to B line it to the mines for ore to upgrade.
Anonymous No.527824239 >>527824326
>>527824152
>random merchant weapon +1 that matches the bosses' weakness
carried by RNG, you didn't beat the game
Anonymous No.527824326
>>527824239
So much this, sister! *pisses on you*
Anonymous No.527824334
>>527823997
only thing I avoid like a plague are flails, they are probably good but I hate all of them except Astel's where I spam the weaponskill
Anonymous No.527824362
I always get a purple weapon with the boss weakness on it as a drop. I'm so certain of it I don't use the relics to guarantee certain elements.
Madness shit excluded of course.
Anonymous No.527824374 >>527824494 >>527824592
The strongest weapons you can get are the friends you made along the way. :) Mostly cause they'll carry you cause you're actually really bad..
Anonymous No.527824487 >>527824632 >>527824708
do the post attack hp recover relics stack
Anonymous No.527824494 >>527824514
>>527824374
actually Im good and my erg friends are good too and we are all awesome!
Anonymous No.527824502 >>527824746
xd
Anonymous No.527824514
>>527824494
Nice! I'm proud of you, anon.
Anonymous No.527824519 >>527824673
guys i think were fucked on this one
Anonymous No.527824537
>>527824052
this sounds right because it explains all the variance
Anonymous No.527824592
>>527824374
I mostly play solo, I am my own friend
Anonymous No.527824612 >>527824779
>>527820730
>open ce
>eac
huh
Anonymous No.527824632
>>527824487
it stacks with other effects that give you it (hand of malenia and rotten blessing)
Anonymous No.527824673
>>527824519
me when I get no staff better than recluse's default one
Anonymous No.527824708
>>527824487
and by other i mean different and stronger, it doesn't stack with itself
Anonymous No.527824725
I think I will buy several storebrand energy drinks today yes
Anonymous No.527824746
>>527824502
seems based to me, bleedniggers actually need to play the game now
Anonymous No.527824779 >>527824861
>>527824612
obvoiusly you need to open the game with one of the mods that prevents eac from opening
Anonymous No.527824861 >>527825145 >>527825715
>>527824779
and you can do that on a legit, online play copy?
Anonymous No.527824885
>>527824105
you already know what to do
Anonymous No.527825048 >>527825142
Bros, I'm going in. Please carry this shitty IronEye through the DankDrift Knight on PC
Anonymous No.527825084 >>527825141
i get DCd literally EVERY SINGLE TIME i play with randos, with erg this never happens
Anonymous No.527825085 >>527825187
>>527823538
>>527823775
Anonymous No.527825141
>>527825084
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.527825142
>>527825048
your revenant senpa is here!
Anonymous No.527825145
>>527824861
yeah
Anonymous No.527825187
>>527825085
Me too little guy. Me too.
Anonymous No.527825193
>day ends on a DC, previous game was so desynced, I got a reward from a boss I soloed, but my teammates saw it alive after that
unlucky
Anonymous No.527825358
>>527823779
GIBS ME DAT
Anonymous No.527825367
>that amazing feeling when you're just desynched enough to get double crits
Anonymous No.527825389 >>527825487
>>527823850
I was consistently putting out damage.
That faggot bird on the other hand couldn't even use his ult properly.
Anonymous No.527825479
Other melee classes are unplayable compared to Wylder. The mobility is unmatched
Anonymous No.527825487
>>527825389
>intentionally didn't post your own gear or mobs killed
Sure buddy
Anonymous No.527825541
>think about using a parry shield with Ironeye
>idea sounds beyond retarded
>decide to try it
>it actually has pretty good synergy with Mark
Anonymous No.527825547 >>527826016
Sorry for doubting you guys initially on the invader ruins at lvl2. Seen so many randoms wipe to those repeatedly at a low level and leave the expedition.
After you guys dropped me the +2 with lion's claw on it, i was absolutely set so i dropped all the legendaries, starlight shards, and the smithing stone 2 i got afterwards.
Anonymous No.527825701 >>527825737 >>527825769 >>527825857 >>527826537
It's my birthday so it's time to queue with erg
Anonymous No.527825715
>>527824861
yeah...
Anonymous No.527825737
>>527825701
happy birthday!
Anonymous No.527825769
>>527825701
happy birthday bro
Anonymous No.527825832
So do disconnects ruin streaks in game stats?
Anonymous No.527825857
>>527825701
happy birthday anon
Anonymous No.527825879 >>527825956
>>527821996
Thanks mate. Got a lot to learn, i see.
Anonymous No.527825893 >>527825956
fun centaur bros
Anonymous No.527825896 >>527826223 >>527826295 >>527828415
ZAMN REVVY LOOKS LIKE THAT!?!?!?
Anonymous No.527825956 >>527826242 >>527828397
>>527825879
>>527825893
total spellder victory
Anonymous No.527825972
>>527822515
>>527822561
He needs a phase 3 to even compete.
Anonymous No.527825996
>>527822983
why is everyone suddenly acting like this is plebbit
Anonymous No.527826016
>>527825547
based havel user
thanks to whoever dropped the goofy godrick fist, I had a few fire damage up passives already and it did a pretty goofy amount of damage
Anonymous No.527826042
>>527823997
>whole run with a shitty rare weapon
>iron eye and duchess have epic ones that are legitimately made for me
And no they didnโ€™t even have passives for them to use it correctly
Anonymous No.527826048 >>527826179 >>527826198 >>527826485
gg Librabros that run was really weird. I'd never seen a boss just not drop items more than once a run
Anonymous No.527826092 >>527826141 >>527826537 >>527826567
About to queue up but I'm a little drunk, I think I'll still manage to be productive in our run
Anonymous No.527826128 >>527826242
As a solo only player, going from Wylder, Executor and Ironeye to Guardian feels like someone shot both of my knees.
That said, he's a fun character depending on what you get. Magic/Holy to charge attacks, guard counters and walking getting special effects, etc. It's also very hard to die once you stack on the damage negations with the rally relic.
Anonymous No.527826141 >>527826364 >>527826493
>>527826092
what's the occasion?
Anonymous No.527826179
>>527826048
Yeah castle boss not dropping item had me confused as hell.
Anonymous No.527826186
At least now i know why anons say Guardian sucks cock
>get no halberd with weakness
>boss refuses to stick to me because no damage
>halberd moveset is dogshit for most of the bosses
>fucking Adel just keep running around choosing random targets
>cant even be a shieldcuck cause despite higher aggro while guarding and both randos having less likely to be targeted, fucker just sticks to them
>damage reflect also never generates aggro
>no stamina for a guard counter at the end of their combos
I could be playing any other character and have fun
Anonymous No.527826198 >>527826485 >>527826530
>>527826048
Yeah, that was some real bullshit with DTS dropping nothing. I'm starting to hate the retarded lake dragon more every time I fight it. The faggot just clips into everything.
Anonymous No.527826218
haven't crashed once since I updated my drivers this morning
Thanks nvidia
Anonymous No.527826223 >>527826743
>>527825896
do NOT lewd the doll! >:(
Anonymous No.527826235 >>527826339
Just to be sure, Recluse can use anything, right? Not just the crystal sorceries?
Anonymous No.527826242 >>527826486 >>527826542
>>527825956
lmao why do you have the avarice equipped still?

>>527826128
I've played guardian like once and noticed the guard counters are super buffed from ER
still not my cup of tea tho
Anonymous No.527826295 >>527826743
>>527825896
stroking to the doll
Anonymous No.527826339
>>527826235
Yes, she can use any spell in the game.
Anonymous No.527826364
>>527826141
It's tuesday
Anonymous No.527826394
>>527815793
>>527816175
>>527816316
shut it fags see >>527815439
Anonymous No.527826485
>>527826048
>>527826198
Really surprised the Dragon didn't respawn in the lake.
Anonymous No.527826486
>>527826242
I am seeking a challenge
Anonymous No.527826493 >>527828094 >>527828573 >>527828652 >>527828827 >>527829181
>>527826141
Depression and low self esteem
No one will ever love me, I will be unworthy and alone forever
Etc.
I'll be able to lock in for playing the game though no worries
Anonymous No.527826530 >>527826691
>>527826198
the same dragon can spawn in the northern valley and it's even worse. he can land on top of the cliffs at times, fall off completely into the deeper part where the crab and the graves are, or angle his fire to where it covers the entire valley with no "safe" side.
Anonymous No.527826537
>>527825701
If youโ€™re over 30 Iโ€™m going to brick your save file. Grandpas are not wanted here.
>>527826092
Be silent drunkard.
Anonymous No.527826542
>>527826242
>I've played guardian like once and noticed the guard counters are super buffed from ER
only halberd, rest are same as ER
they did get really strong in ER with some patch
Anonymous No.527826567
>>527826092
Good idea, I'm having a drink too.
Anonymous No.527826593 >>527826656 >>527826707 >>527826742 >>527826771
Iโ€™m retarded, why isnโ€™t this stone letting me slot it?
Anonymous No.527826605
how come sometimes I get jewed out of my rewards when beating mini field bosses? fucking sucks
Anonymous No.527826656 >>527826914
>>527826593
>green on blue
Anonymous No.527826691
>>527826530
The fire hitboxes in general are just super janky. I got onetapped because I ran behind its head and hit the side of it's face while doing the ground fire breath attack.
Anonymous No.527826707 >>527826914
>>527826593
check your filters
Anonymous No.527826709 >>527826907
>>527822914
This post is stale man
>>527823590
He isnโ€™t โ€œ/pol/postingโ€ just oddly fixated on this for whatever reason
Anonymous No.527826726
>don't like playing guardian
>keep getting insane relics for him
fine I will play the goddamn bird
Anonymous No.527826742 >>527826914
>>527826593
check your filters
Anonymous No.527826743 >>527826815 >>527826839 >>527827020
>>527826223
>>527826295
Don't open
Anonymous No.527826758
NEW THREAD WHEN
Anonymous No.527826771 >>527826914
>>527826593
you have another filter on other that just Order Found
press L3 and check the list to find it and remove it
Anonymous No.527826815
>>527826743
sexooooo
I love fapping to the doll
Anonymous No.527826839 >>527827216
>>527826743
THIS IS THE BODY OF A BOY
Anonymous No.527826907 >>527828593
>>527826709
wrong, I'm denying the claims that it is a diversity cast by pointing out that Recluse doesn't really fit the usual mold
also, it's my first post about her
Anonymous No.527826914
>>527826656
Itโ€™s not green anon
>>527826707
>>527826742
>>527826771
Thanks, thatโ€™s so fucking werenโ€™t didnโ€™t let me even put it in
Anonymous No.527827006
>>527819123
Youโ€™re generally correct. You can really tell the B-Team for this game had other โ€˜handsโ€™ meddling in it.
>>527819324
Not โ€œIntegratedโ€. Genocided. Same goes for the barbarians they pushed away to the other islands when they started moving in.
Anonymous No.527827020
>>527826743
that's a doll you sick fuck!
Anonymous No.527827119 >>527827197 >>527827648
Anonymous No.527827126
>>527817583
deibait game
Anonymous No.527827197
>>527827119
I'm not gay but...
Anonymous No.527827216
>>527826839
ayo? me gusta
Anonymous No.527827292 >>527827358 >>527827460 >>527828834
>>527799594
>overuse of ellipses and exclamation marks
>infantile level of cheerfulness
>constantly airing out their sexual fantasies unsolicited and ERPing in public forums
The tranny trifecta.
Anonymous No.527827358
>>527827292
Anon... don't overthink it.
Anonymous No.527827401
jesus christ, that was the worst ive ever played. i can only apologize to my executor and duchess team. what the fuck. good luck in the boss, ill only be slowing you down and inflating the total HP
Anonymous No.527827460
>>527827292
trooncord doesn't like when you point stuff like that out.
Anonymous No.527827569
>played with randoms because i couldnt find an erg lobby
>we killed hoelstor with 0 deaths and we only ever died to sewer BBH once
wtf i thought randoms were bad
one of them added me on steam after the match and i didnt accept
Anonymous No.527827590 >>527827701 >>527827713
Neat
Anonymous No.527827636
>>527817859
Based.
>>527818924
Source?
Anonymous No.527827648
>>527827119
Translation? I don't speak that.
Anonymous No.527827698 >>527827773
Do Elden Ring enemy weaknesses still apply here?
Anonymous No.527827701 >>527827863
>>527827590
I don't like that effect, Duchess' relic effects kinda suck
The only good one is the better skill percent.
Anonymous No.527827713
>>527827590
not really
Anonymous No.527827773 >>527832053
>>527827698
Yeah. Hands and tree avatars still weak to fire.
Anonymous No.527827860
>>527821108
based anais poster
Anonymous No.527827863 >>527828189 >>527828518 >>527829087
>>527827701
Is it because you don't prefer daggers?
That relic effect seems decent considering that dodging on her doesn't interrupt her attack combo iirc, so it's basically a "free" skill use in addition to your normal one.
Anonymous No.527827908 >>527828053
>>527821106
Mine's inoperable on Xbox atm, as well

Anyone have a timeframe for the normal maintenance? Maybe we'll be functional after that?
Anonymous No.527827918 >>527828138 >>527830448
Why does Executor feel like a afterthought in making?
Anonymous No.527828053 >>527829087
>>527827908
Probably a hiccup on their end. Mine started working about a half hour ago but I've seen people on twitter mentioning nightreign not working on xbox.
Anonymous No.527828071 >>527832641
Sorry altran mistimed that last roll, god damn the shotel felt awful as well. Goated performance vs the ancient dragon though
Anonymous No.527828094
>>527826493
i'll queue up just for you drunkie anon, what are we fighting?
Anonymous No.527828138
>>527827918
Because you try pushing that idea on a thousand things every release by this company.
Anonymous No.527828189
>>527827863
Duchess needs to use her FP and locking her down to daggers means you can't use some of the crazier, more fun ashes
Anonymous No.527828339
>nearly bricked the run chasing my remembrance
>we win anyways
heh, just adding some spice to it, lads.
Anonymous No.527828397 >>527828508 >>527828826
>>527825956
>avarice equipped on nightlord
>regal scepter on wylder while revenant is attacking with a curved sword
Anonymous No.527828415
>>527825896
made for wyld sex
Anonymous No.527828437
Wow Raider has the best remembrance skin by a mile
Anonymous No.527828492
yeah lets go fight the ulcerated tree spirit at the top of the castle at level 5 and pass all of the easy ass giants. very smart!
Anonymous No.527828497 >>527828636
Who just carried me through Darkdrift?
You were insanely good.
Both of you.
But that Rev was on crack good.
Anonymous No.527828508
>>527828397
and yet, victory
Anonymous No.527828518
>>527827863
her combo is big, I didn't know about the dodge though, never realized it, and it's a weak version of the skill
I guess it's fine but I usually spam the skill so it doesn't do much
Anonymous No.527828573 >>527828652 >>527828827 >>527829181
>>527826493
>Depression and low self esteem
>No one will ever love me, I will be unworthy and alone forever
literally me, I'm drinking too
Anonymous No.527828593
>>527826907
I mean sure but she still fits โ€˜aโ€™ mold that you could argue to be that
Anonymous No.527828636 >>527828692 >>527828842 >>527828864
>>527828497
you did good silly
Anonymous No.527828652 >>527828795 >>527828976
>>527826493
>>527828573
If you win enough those will all stop being problems in your life actually
Anonymous No.527828692 >>527828864
>>527828636
wife
Anonymous No.527828795 >>527828885
>>527828652
wrong
Anonymous No.527828826
>>527828397
we're just built different
Anonymous No.527828827 >>527828949
>>527826493
>>527828573
I drink because its fun personally, I feel sorry for you bros hope it gets better
Anonymous No.527828834
>>527799594
>>527827292
Good posts which acted as expert nerve strikes.
Anonymous No.527828842 >>527829154
>>527828636
Thanks man.
The best part?
I forgot to have the remembrance quest on.

I was panicking when I saw you climb the castle roof and couldn't figure out how to get up there, kek.
Anonymous No.527828864 >>527828952 >>527828962
>>527828636
>>527828692
Anonymous No.527828885 >>527828949
>>527828795
Yeppers
Anonymous No.527828887
how many remembrances are there per character? 8? also how many of them require specific bosses? i complained about Ironeye's some days ago and im still finding no people for that shit on PS lol
also can you progress all memory fragments by beating the dog over and over with 1 character? or does it have to be different bosses to progress?
Anonymous No.527828942 >>527829249 >>527829912
Why is it literally impossible to revive anyone with Recluse. What the fuck
Anonymous No.527828949 >>527829025
>>527828827
it'll be better when I'm dead

>>527828885
shut the fuck up madison
Anonymous No.527828952
>>527828864
She looks like she'd be really good at staring off into the distance at my funeral
Anonymous No.527828962
>>527828864
I will protect and cherish her
Anonymous No.527828976
>>527828652
Worked for DSP
Anonymous No.527829017 >>527829073 >>527829090 >>527829236
>>527425802
>>527425802
>>527425802
Migrate
Anonymous No.527829025 >>527829089
>>527828949
You don't have to say that
Anonymous No.527829073
>>527829017
Fuck.
Off.
Anonymous No.527829085
>Good***ht
lmfao. can they fix this 20 year old censoring system already
Anonymous No.527829087
>>527828053
>>527827863
I thought I was tripping when i couldn't join sessions. I'll restart my system and see if things smooth out.
Anonymous No.527829089
>>527829025
I'm going to fucking hug you and kiss you
Anonymous No.527829090
>>527829017
nice try
Anonymous No.527829115 >>527829313 >>527829507 >>527829656
>revenant's claws do greatsword-level damage to revive bars
>her ult is global 3-bar revive
>and her ghosts prioritize reviving when summoned near someone
So she's designed to be the "I'm playing with shitters" character?
Anonymous No.527829154
>>527828842
if this ever happens to me I am uninstalling
Anonymous No.527829181 >>527829256 >>527829340
>>527826493
>>527828573
drinking is not the answer, whatever is youโ€™re chugging probably contains phytoestrogens that gives you man tits, shrinks your balls and kills your sperm and also generally kills your motivation. do you want to die a woman?
Anonymous No.527829236
>>527829017
lol
Anonymous No.527829249 >>527829336
>>527828942
just shoot them with a spell
Anonymous No.527829256
>>527829181
nta but I do yes please
Anonymous No.527829260
Anonymous No.527829313
>>527829115
she's the designated carry
Anonymous No.527829336
>>527829249
you can even suck off your allies afterwards
Anonymous No.527829340
>>527829181
who fucking cares if I'm going to kill myself anyways
Anonymous No.527829507
>>527829115
She's supposed to be the girl support character, but because she was made too weak she's only played by weebs and troons
Anonymous No.527829530 >>527829691 >>527829960 >>527832316
Is the "treasure marked on the map" passive worth it?
I've heard the hidden chests across the world have really, really good loot
Anonymous No.527829538
NEW THREAD

>>527829512
>>527829512
>>527829512
>>527829512
Anonymous No.527829550
Someone make a real thread (but unironically)
Anonymous No.527829656
>>527829115
Her relic also turns her ult into a heal and can buff allies along with her summons.
Anonymous No.527829691
>>527829530
I feel hidden treasure chests don't care for your weapon preference and give you random shit
most times it's not worth it imo though it's an easy way to get purple gear
Anonymous No.527829769 >>527829958 >>527833851
I can't believe I have to fight Darkdrift K***ght as IronEYE AGAIN BECAUSE I FUCKED UP THE REMEMBRANCE BEING ACTIVE FUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm so sorry /erg/ I wasted your help
Anonymous No.527829912
>>527828942
I usually have weapon for that. Whatever I find that lowers FP consumption or some shit
Anonymous No.527829958 >>527833851
>>527829769
we will just have to beat his ass again, ps5?
Anonymous No.527829960
>>527829530
Yeah if you don't know where the chests are already. Once you know the where the stashes can be check to see if there's a chest while you're passing through. It's not worth getting no runes to go seek out chests explicitly though or deviate too heavily from a route that has bosses to go get them.
Anonymous No.527830448
>>527827918
He should have been a Dex/Faith Crucible Samurai instead of an ARC status slave
Anonymous No.527832053
>>527827773
thanks
Anonymous No.527832316
>>527829530
helps find those gold tier rope items to open the castle up.
Anonymous No.527832641
>>527828071
I'm somehow missing all my dodges right now too, sorry for the bad run
Anonymous No.527833851
>>527829769
>>527829958
lol
Anonymous No.527834169 >>527843636
Fuck everything
Anonymous No.527837927
>>527811537
it makes me laugh reading this because my team either ignores astel entirely despite having plenty of time or aggros him as the rain is coming and full commits. the latter happened twice with me. I fucking hate playing with (allegedly) autonomous players who have their own ideas and wish people would all just follow me all the time.
Anonymous No.527843636
>>527834169
hi im everything