Autistic schizo here. I went swimming earlier today and decided to make funny dolphin noises whilst I was porpoising in and out of the water. One dude told me to grow up and it hurt my feelings. Asshole. What do I do?

I can't get a girlfriend and im a 23 year old male who goes to college. When I cold approach at places like the gym I can handle a conversation just fine but the girl acts so fucking timid and obviously wants me to fuck off so I never end up getting her number. Dating apps don't work. What do I do?

How did the pharisees convince the crowd of Jews that Jesus was worthy of being crucified over a murderer despite thousands of Jews welcoming him into Jerusalem and saying "hosanna to the son of David" among other things?