>>212526863
you know it's not immediately apparent to me that McDonald's shouldn't be serving vodka with their meals. if we consider that many European McDonalds already offer wine and beer on their menus it should logically follow that spirits or liquor are fair game. I mean what's the bloody point of getting a hamburger at 3am if not to get shithoused and fight a minimum wage worker with a mop handle? THAT'S CHAOS, and that's why we have McDonalds open 24 hours a day.

>>212156662
i bloody told you to wash your penis

>>212084003
you know it's not immediately apparent to me that if you jerked off over your underpants that your hand would somehow remain CLEANER than if you'd simply grasp your penis directly. i mean the penis must be washed daily and so any conceivable transmission of dirt would be negligible and thus it stands to reason the only contamination might possibly be from seminal fluid and we know THAT is going to bloody well soak right through any underpants so in closing you need to clean your room and slay the dragon in your father's asshole.

>>212018580
just wash your bloody penis, bucko.