>>528870928
Future Club was making a card game. That's a genre mostly played by enthusiasts. I have no interest in deck builders or dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering or whatever it is you people call it. I'm not from that generation.

Canada's economy is in the gutter now because of bad politicians, so I can't give a bunch of money to a kickstarter.

It's not because it's "le woke game for trannies" or whatever, it failed because everything is failing now. The world basically ended with an economic collapse. We're in a hellscape now where nothing is purchased.

There, hope I cleared that up for you.
>>528581189
PJ is a cuckold that would buy anything to be even remotely associated with Future Club, he is obsessed with them. He would throw 400 dollars at Mariel Cartwright to call him the S word and the N word because he is a retarded fat cuck. That's not noble. That's not sexy. That's not a standard to live up to.

Honestly, the battle system is just as bad. Let's rap about that for a second. Bro had no actual good ideas, it was almost impressive how stupid he was.

Alright, motherfucker, get ready, because today we're diving into a fighting game system so convoluted, so unnecessarily complex, it makes King of Fighters look like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. This ain't a game. This is a goddamn college thesis wrapped in a spreadsheet, duct-taped to a quantum physics exam, and someone decided to call it a “match.”

Let’s start at the top. 3 out of 5 rounds. 45 seconds each. Okay, fine, sounds normal… until you realize YOUR RESOURCES DON’T RESET BETWEEN ROUNDS. Not your super meter, not your character-specific gimmick meter, not even the f***ing bad decisions you made in round one. You’re gonna live with your mistakes, just like me every time I played Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Hope you like hoarding! Because now every match feels like a post-apocalyptic resource management sim. Burn a Level 3 in round 1? Well congrats, you’re now playing bare-knuckle budget brawls for the rest of the set. This isn’t a fighting game—it’s fantasy f*ing Sudoku**.

Now let’s look at the buttons. Four attack buttons: A, B, C, D. So far, so good. A is light, B is medium, C is heavy, and D is some weird magic spell shit. But then we get the breakdown.

Oh god, the breakdown.

5A is frame advantage.
2A is sometimes a low, unless it isn’t.
6A is a universal anti-air.
B changes if you're close or far.
2B is a low.
j.B is a cross-up.
5C is strong but unsafe.
2C is a sweep.
j.C is your big air button.
D costs meter.
j.D knocks down.

WHAT THE F* AM I PLAYING?!** Why is this the fighting game version of IKEA instructions? You need a flowchart, a legal team, and a blood pact with an ancient demon just to do a basic jump-in combo.

And let’s talk supers. Oh boy. You’ve got:

Magic Blast (Level 1)

Enchant Charm (Level 2)

Last Sorcery (Level 3)