>>532336030
Delete this

>>531396910
I can't genuinely tell which is the biggest crack ship here

Shipping in a kusoge is meant to be like eating popcorn in a theater. You enjoy it while you watch the movie but after it ends? You throw it away because it was only a snack. Never a meal and most certainly never a buffet. Losing sight of this means you lost.

>>530167095
Imagine spending time writing this and thinking its some epic own all while you giggle to yourself in your cheetos dirtied hands then you wipe your mouth with your fingers and wipe it on your shirt before pressing post then taking a big sip of a coke bottle then alt tabbing to rule34 of Cyrene to jerk off with your little dick still gloating about the epic win on the trannies you just achieved on 4chan.com

>I share a fandom with people who are prone to pulling out their wallet in multiple games because some fan artists draw a character on rate up crying how you ignore them

Why is my niggas homeland called Aids Elysia and why are the collectible bugs there called Worms

>>529930719
no lol
he just sold way better then everyone expected, castorice still sold better

>Gets a 5* sustain for free

>>529850525
Mfw the thread OP pic is always in a rat race between Hertaschizos and Pagleus posters trying to one up each other, leaving no room for actual relevant characters posted unless its leak day or patch release day with the janny being confirmed in on this scheme by deleting early and even on time threads that arent Hertaschizos or Pagleuses

>>529745806
But /hsrg/ told me /vmg/ claimed that according to Bilibili Phainon's super Tiktok hours don't compare to regular old Tiktok hours

>>529710153
>>529710272
>>529710546
Hey what the fuck thats my thread

Phainon is just a onahole for people's wishes, can you even call that monogamous? He will essentially carry anyone's burden if asked

>>529506562
>After like a year we finally get some [headcanon]
You will never have anything because Herta flopped,yuritroon. Should have spent more money on her!

>>529306538
Yeah, I'm sure he did

>>528435460
>It seems my superiority has caused some controversy among the ranks of the abyss, sorry about that. I will now fuck off for another 500 years.

>"What's that, partner? Cyrene took you to a secret place? Huh... she never did that with me... What does that mean?"

>Phainon tops Mydei
>Phainon tops Anaxa
>Phainon tops Caelus
>Phainon tops Stelle
>Phainon tops Cyrene
Why is this headcanon so prevalent across the fanbase? What makes this loser looks like he knows how to fuck like a wolf?

>>527250467
Chink arc actually had more popularity than the Monkeyslop that came after it. THAT killed the game, Sunday/Fugue patch was a snoozefest and then Amphoreus 3.0 was a utter shitshow that the devs publicly acknowledge failed. It's been downhill ever since.

Can his luxurious animations still get him S+ tier sales?