What’s the deal with volume knobs?
It’s never just up or down
it’s a full-time job trying to find the perfect click.
You turn it a little, it’s whisper quiet.
You nudge it again...BOOM! Now you're front row at a Metallica concert!
And what's with the numbers? Zero to ten?
No one knows what they mean.
“Put it at 3.” Okay… but what kind of 3 are we talkin’?
TV 3? Guitar amp 3?
3 can be bedtime quiet or "call the neighbors" loud!

What's the deal with Popeyes Chicken?
You don't eat it, you survive it.
You walk out with greasy hands, a full stomach, and mild PTSD.
And the biscuit? That thing’s so dry, you need a drink before you bite it.
It's the only food where the combo meal comes with a side of regret.

What’s the deal with musical modes?
I mean, there’s Ionian, Dorian, Phrygian it sounds like a law firm that only defends jazz musicians.
"Have you been wrongfully accused of playing out of key? Call Dorian, Lydian & Mixolydian we'll bend the rules of harmony for you!"