>That one kid's game that was deceptively difficult

Can any genuine femoids here tell me what gives you ick? Just anything that turns you off.

I'm interested in what I might be overlooking that might deter women.

>be me
>80 years old, in hospital bed
>know that i'm dying, never really believed in the afterlife but considered the possibility of reincarnation
>still happy that i led a comfortable and content life
>die
>reincarnation.jpg
>reincarnate as a life form on a desolate planet billions of light years away from earth
>able to experience nothing but excruciating pain
>perceive time as moving 100x slower than a human does
>unable to an hero

How did this happen? What did I do to deserve this?