>>213114787
>character gets a pimple right on the edge of his lip
>it looks like he has herpes

>>511411404

Once porn is officially outlawed women will be in perpetual heat and you won't be able to go outside without them jumping on your dick.
Stay strong truecel bros

>>713858168
why don't they just put umbrellas on all the streets to keep the sun off

>>40161320
>Dillon, for instance, assumed that Cowell would assume a traditional feminine submissive housewife role after they were married, at which she expressed dissatisfaction. She recalled that Dillon made patronising remarks about her lack of education and had a limited sense of humour.

I'm sweating bullets over here because I say this and do this to my gfs

it's too hot lads

got jezza to kick 4 for the multi tonight
this was my last $100 so please god get up

TK-Pizza oder Erbseneintopf?

>>507883582
>the density of dots in iran is equal to that in bulgaria

hab nun bemerkt ich habe keine Freunde weil ich Jüdischen Vor und Nachname hab^^