>>714921835
Cicero's is pretty good, and he was about to be executed.
>Ego vero consisto. Accede, veterane, et, si hoc saltim potes recte facere, incide cervicem.
>I go no further: approach, veteran soldier, and, if you can at least do so much properly, sever this neck.

Archimedes is also funny, depending on the source, since he basically tells an enemy soldier to fuck off since he's busy drawing circles.

>>95856837
And sometimes it'll be the death of you.