>>714828368
i have one of the most irrational fears ever. zombies. not in games or movies, in real life. when i'm walking alone at night and i hear a "zombie" adjacent sound, like a squeaky metal fence, i will look behind me a dozen times, and gaslight myself into thinking there's actually a zombie, and i'm going to be the second zombie ever. around that point, i start jogging, and eventually running home.

If I ever met a celebrity I'm going to ask them if they want my autograph.