Running out of time to get a shiny corviknight

>quit in 2017
>came back in 2024 because the stock market april fools sounded funny (it was) and i forgot how much fun this place could be

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Funny thing about this is I've upgraded myself to the point where I *should* be a slayer, but I'm not due to the years of internalized self hatred, it's gotten to a point where some of my friends are legitimately pissed at me that I don't get laid, they all believe in me more than I do myself and I'm letting them down. Fucking sucks. I honestly wish I was a bit stupider, I'd be more bold, I wouldn't have the hard data of all my failures blaring in my head at all times, ugh

>Another thread where Europeans complain about Americans