Welcome to /dog/, the chill zone for cataloging dogs, near-dogs, ex-dogs, and speculative canine offshoots. If it walks vaguely on four, eats socks, and howls during lunar Excel events; it belongs here.

Acceptable submissions:

• Breed theories (e.g. “Chili Beagle,” “Hamshade Shepherd,” “Bureaucratic Moondog, 3rd revision”)
• Sketches (stick figure or worse)
• Dream fragments where the dog spoke perfect Cantonese
• Grooming disasters with photo evidence (pixelated shame allowed)
• Graphs, charts, and genealogies that collapse under scrutiny


Reminder: All dogs posted must come with a vibe index, dietary lore (e.g. does it eat drywall?), and a backstory that mildly disturbs at least one moderator.

New here? Just post your dog and act like you’ve always been here. No one passes the purity test and we don’t even have one. This is a dog thread, not a monastery.

Good morning /dog/, what are we doing today?