Welcome to /dog/, the chill zone for cataloging dogs, near-dogs, ex-dogs, and speculative canine offshoots. If it walks vaguely on four, eats socks, and howls during lunar Excel events; it belongs here.
Acceptable submissions:
• Breed theories (e.g. “Chili Beagle,” “Hamshade Shepherd,” “Bureaucratic Moondog, 3rd revision”)
• Sketches (stick figure or worse)
• Dream fragments where the dog spoke perfect Cantonese
• Grooming disasters with photo evidence (pixelated shame allowed)
• Graphs, charts, and genealogies that collapse under scrutiny
Reminder: All dogs posted must come with a vibe index, dietary lore (e.g. does it eat drywall?), and a backstory that mildly disturbs at least one moderator.
New here? Just post your dog and act like you’ve always been here. No one passes the purity test and we don’t even have one. This is a dog thread, not a monastery.
lol kino
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>is one of the very few hound breeds that is not completely retarded
How do they do it?
Reminder: AI fags are just phone fags or retards who don’t know how to use a computer to create or edit images. Change my mind (you can’t).
Power rankings:
MS paint drawing
POWERGAP
MS paint "photoshop"
Photoshop GIMP
POWERGAP
AI slop
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Behold, the pillow-possum. A most rare creature.
>dog thread
>full of AI slop
>>5020772What a cute fella, he’s so determined. Also he’s somewhat unsure/weary based on his ear position.
>>5020796based…BASED!!! Is he part Lab? His tail is very paddle-shaped.
>>5020923She is full mutt off the street. Have her since she was a puppy.
Are Basset Hounds a English or French dog breed?
I always thought they were English and the old books I have say it's from Great Britain but wikipedia is straight up calling it French now. What fuckery is going on?
>>5020936>Toadline tier dog>Bred by the frogsChecks out
>>5020936>frogs bred the OG toadlinesKino!
Chat is this a yellow skinned 'koid?
>>5021079Cute dog. Nice hat.
>>5021041What is this name of this cute dog?
>>5021041Houndtard’s wife
>>5021079Houndtard’s daughter
>OP created yesterday
>back to normal posting rates
so what happened? the schizo finally get banned?
>>5021094huskypaco went to his house and beat him up
worrying
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Huskybros are ICE COLD
https://www.newsweek.com/dog-owner-prioritizing-husky-over-brother-reddit-1805121
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>>5021107I like this dog more
>>5021096https://voca.ro/1hDiGPZ50TjI
Ngh ugh grr bassets
Pomsky Chad Ozzy Osborne has passed away.
F.
Ozzy Osbourne* passed away
>>5021142>>>/trash/76545406
>>5021142is it bad taste to post
>'koids dying out in reaction to that
>>5021107>shamefur dispuray
I have failed. I am sorry.
>>5021155Floccesy Ranch ahh dog (cute too)
>>5021177THANK YOU!
>>5021159You are entitled to your own opinion even if it is objectively incorrect!
Hey guys I need some advice. So my dog likes to get high off weed and today he scared me real bad. I was sleeping after putting some pain relief thc/cbd on my back and i woke up to him licking my back and fingers. I called the poison control immediately and they told me to monitor him 30-45 minutes and if he got sick bring him in immediately. I watched him go through the motions of getting high but luckily nothing happened. Is there a way to train him not to like this shit? I hide all my shit in a box he cant get into and I have to keep him inside the house when I go outside to smoke because he will follow and breathe in as much as he can. I love my dog and don't want nothing to happen to him. Thanks in advance.
>>5021187Weed is bad for you
Bet you didn't give your dog a dried pig's bladder tonight!
>>5021193What does it taste/feel like?
>>5021195It smells faintly of pee, and has a texture that's a mix between leather and plastic. Theyre a little thicker than paper when dry. Both dogs loved it a lot.
You use them for making cured meats or steaming/poaching food in. Kinda like a primitive sous vide bag. I've cooked a whole chicken inside a pigs bladder and it was amazing.
>>5021205Absolutely disgusting
>>5021205>cooking in a garloidFlyovers you’ve done it again. First you boiled swamp roaches and called it “cuisine”, now you steam meats in piss pockets? BANNED from America’s test kitchen.
>>5021209>>5021207It's a classic french dish you plebs. People pay upwards of 200 eurobucks for the honor.
Hi everyone,
I'm here to share what happened to my dog Nitro (15 kg mixed breed neutered male of 6 years) and get some insight or reassurance. Maybe it helps someone going through something similar.
The issue:
Last week, Nitro started licking his penis excessively. I checked the area and noticed the urethral opening (the hole where pee comes out) was red and slightly open. There was no discharge, he was acting normal, eating, drinking, and active, but he was licking himself too much.
The vet checked his urine — no blood, no proteins, no signs of a urinary tract infection (UTI) — and diagnosed local inflammation of the penis, likely due to irritation from licking or mild external infection.
The treatment:
The vet prescribed prednisolone (a corticosteroid) for 6 days:
20 mg once daily for 3 days
10 mg once daily for the next 3 days
I was also told to use a cone to stop him from licking, which I did.
The problem:
By day 4 I was at my limit with the side effects, Nitro was:
Drinking water constantly
Peeing every hour and a half
Having accidents even with outdoor breaks
The vet checked that the inflamation had gone down so she recommended that i take the cone off to check if he continues to lick (which he does)
My current concern:
It's been 3 days since his last dose of prednisolone but:
He’s still drinking a lot
He still needs to pee every 2–3 hours
If I go 4 hours without taking him out, he pees in his male dog diaper
I’m worried these side effects are not going away
I know prednisolone can take a few days to wear off, but I can’t help fearing it's something worse.
My questions:
Is it normal for side effects like thirst and frequent urination to last this long?
How many days does it usually take for a dog to return to normal after stopping prednisolone?
>>5021265Nice Ai dashes — nu cat schizo. Why use Microsoft copilot with its clearly retarded compared to other bots?
>>5021299Remember when schizos were actually creative? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
>>5021265Your vet is a fucking idiot. Steroids can cause permanent issues.
>>5021320Shut up houndtard discordnigger
>>5021333>filtered by goofy ahh doggrim, also, not me lol.
Ngl it seems like vets today are no different than human doctors. They're going to want to always prescribe you medication in this case it's your dog. It's honestly very grim, and then when you start to look into what people of eld did to take care of their dogs people will begin to attack you because you're "not a science truster." While they get 3 different meds to give their dog because pupperino has anxiety and a weak tummy LMAO!! While ignoring that people would have a dog live close to 20 years eating the unwanted food.
>>5021396Anons dog would have been cured by the cone and NOTHING else. Prednisolone for a sore dick is absurd.
But dogs lifespans have more to do with kennel clubs. Old dogs reproduced as long as they lived which selected for longer lifespans. "Responsible breeding" cuts off reproduction at 10-12 which means anything that kills after 10-12 spreads, and spay and neuter removes anything not "responsibly bred" from the pool.
Wolves must now be conserved so we can remake dogs after the anglo-francoid breeding tradition fully ruins them.
>>5021415Huskypacos finna roll up and cap houndniggas. California's property of spain, ese.
>>5021421Mexicans are niggers. You arent Spaniards. You're niggers.
ey ese
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>>5021421>>5021415ey ese we live in mexico too. don't forget about us bro.
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>>5021456Why does this pic look like it has the yellow piss filter? Studio ghibli ahh phone. Phonebros…the quality has fallen. It’s time to become digishitters.
>>5021456The light coming off the walls is making everything yellow. You could maybe play with the white balance to make it look a little more neutral.
>>5021456WHAT SPECIES IS THIS FUCKING POOCH AND WHY DOES ITS SUPERIORITY MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!
Whenever I see a basset hound it makes me sad because it reminds me of a sad story.
My purchase of a well bred purebred did not cause an increase in the number of dogs in shelter.
Me wanting a dog with a predictable temperament from healthy lineage did not cause another dog to not get adopted.
My meticulous research and support of only the most responsible of breeders is not the problem. It is not what you should be mad at. It is not what you should be pushing the blame onto.
I am not the one who brought these dogs into the world irresponsibly and left them in a shelter. Responsible breeders are not the ones who put dogs into shelters either.
It is my home, my life, and my choice of what kind of dog to bring into it. Maybe I needed a working dog, a sport dog, or simply a companion puppy to raise of a breed I enjoy. No matter the reason, my choice to support a reputable breeder did not send a shelter dog to its death.
A breeder who health tests, temperament tests, studies pedigrees, proves a dog worthy of being bred, and only breeds when doing so is of benefit to the breed is not contributing to the number of homeless dogs.
The number of homeless dogs in the world is a problem, but it is not a problem exacerbated by reputable breeders and those who purchase from them.
Your neighbor down the street who refuses to contain his unaltered dogs IS contributing to the problem.
Your friend who impulse bought a dog at PetLand IS contributing to the problem.
That guy on Craigslist pumping out the trendiest designer mix as fast as he can IS contributing to the problem.
Your relative who just HAS to let their dog have one litter “so she can experience motherhood” or because “she’s just so sweet” IS contributing to the problem.
Your old high school classmate who bought a high energy working breed without taking the time to research its needs and realize it was not a good fit for their household ahead of time IS contributing to the problem.
>>5021567You're suppose to buy the APBT mix you fucking chud!!!!!!
>>5021567>My purchase of a well bred purebred did not cause an increase in the number of dogs in shelter.Actually it kept the number of shitbull vermin the same
You should have went to a shelter and adopted a pit to have it euthanized to maintain the balance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJROb8MXEyw
IT'S HERE HOLMES!
>>5021612Dang look at those kitty motor neurons firing off.
>>5021616She was being unusually nice to the dog in that moment.
>>5021612Will you dna test her?
>>5021627Maybe one day if I get exceptionally bored.
>>5021098that's one weird looking cat
Are we entering a namefag era?
Es ist zeit für säuberung! Es ist zeit für reich!
Wir müssen sie basset ausrotten!
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Recommend me a dog breed that is low energy, non-violent, healthy, medium size, preferably minimal shedding.
Mom's cavapoodle recently died, I want to get her another dog, the problem with the cavalier mixes is that cavaliers have shit tier health. Otherwise their personality is what I am looking for.
>>5021814Medium sized sighthound
>>5021814Mini Poodle, Shih Tzu, or Bichon
>>5021822Checked and confirmed. Hello leoanon.
Everybody is dying this week.
Rest in peace to another dog loving legend.
Hulk Hogan.
>>5021396Absolutely, doctors and vets are generally just people who are good at memorizing stuff they read in books, not necessarily thinking independently. My best friend is a vet and he is probably like 115iq but was just extremely good at studying and worked really hard to get into university but any time I ask him a question about stuff related to dogs he just cites some random stuff that sounds like it came from a textbook. For example I asked him what his thoughts were on feeding dogs raw food and he just said something along the lines of 'feeding dogs a raw diet can be beneficial if the diet is balanced by a proper veterinary nutritionist but there are increased risks of e-coli and other bacteria when handling raw meat'. Which is a fine response although it only takes a couple braincells to realize that humans who actually cook for themselves are handling raw meat basically every day anyway so there is only a risk of e-coli if you're a crayon eater who doesn't know soap exists.
>>5021567Based. I'm so fucking sick of shelter cultists it's insane.
>>5021629I really want to have a border Collie one day. They are such beautiful dogs. I want one to be friends with my ACD. I have heard they are very sensitive though.
>>5021848Both aggressive breeds.
>>5021858...No. Not at all.
Then again autists like you have said "pitbulls are literally not aggressive!" because it's behaviorism technicalities (ie: a dog that barks has aggression, a pitbull that ragdolls a toddler just has prey drive :))
Leo has been framed yet again. Fortunately this time it is for good!
One of the beautiful things about these platinum/palladium prints is their remarkable image stability. If I keep this print dry it will remain unchanged for literally hundreds of years even with direct sun exposure!
He’s having delusions of grandeur again.
I did all three today. These really make me so happy to have.
>>5021872Bad photo
>>5021878Ok photos
>>5021888>t. Autistic faggot
>>5021890Your incredible autism makes me laugh, actually.
>>5021892>nooo a photo of my dog in an awkward fat looking pose with the towels wrinkles showing can not be worse than good poses where you can't tell there's a wrinkled beach towel behind him
>>5021899See
>>5021889Sounds like you are the one seething now. Please continue I am getting a kick out of your autism and continued efforts in proving me correct.
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>>5021904SMASHED
AND
SLAMMED
How inbred can we go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAa0DavXi08
>dingonigger: /dog/ is dying because of unfunny memes
>also dingonigger: FATstralian SHITperd! Bad photo! SMASHED!
