>>81837313
How do I make myself attractive to death? I drink and smoke, I'm reckless, I have zero interest and ambition. Still alive and fit as a fiddle. Everything short of shooting myself. Some people die during birth. I didn't. How is that fair? Answer me that? How is that fair? What makes them deserving of death and not me?

Fellas, I think this whole "life" thing is kind of a raw deal. Why wasn't I asked before I was conceived? I'm the bad guy for wanting out? Are you a bad guy if you get mad when someone gifts you an elephant out of the blue and expects you to take care of it?