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6/13/2025, 8:53:56 AM
>>24458069
They’re real! I’ve got multiple hard drives, each weighing in at over 5TB, full of lusty elves on my PC. You think I’d be collecting that kind of evidence if they didn’t exist? This is science—peer-reviewed by me, nightly.
They’re real! I’ve got multiple hard drives, each weighing in at over 5TB, full of lusty elves on my PC. You think I’d be collecting that kind of evidence if they didn’t exist? This is science—peer-reviewed by me, nightly.
6/12/2025, 9:01:19 PM
>>24460802
Why on earth would anyone choose to read in third person? It’s simply not realistic. Do you think in third person? Of course not. And if you believe that reading third-person narratives somehow makes you inherently more intellectual, well, I’ve got some bad news for you, my friend.
If you prefer third person, then you are a literary cuck. Yes, you read that right. Do you want to experience fucking your wife, feeling every goddamn touch and thrust firsthand? Or would you rather be like a third person, sitting in a chair and watching another man do it for you?
Why on earth would anyone choose to read in third person? It’s simply not realistic. Do you think in third person? Of course not. And if you believe that reading third-person narratives somehow makes you inherently more intellectual, well, I’ve got some bad news for you, my friend.
If you prefer third person, then you are a literary cuck. Yes, you read that right. Do you want to experience fucking your wife, feeling every goddamn touch and thrust firsthand? Or would you rather be like a third person, sitting in a chair and watching another man do it for you?
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