>>531374878
>be me
>Blazefag on /sthg/
>time to spread the good word of the only based sonic ship
>if you didn't think Sonaze you're an Indian piss child
>except the entire fandom is a fuckwreck

>mfw sonaze fans doxxed a silvaze artist off twitter because "cuckhold silverchud can't handle real chemistry"
>mfw 90% of the fanart is just sonic rawdogging blaze in increasingly OOC positions
>blaze is a reserved dignified princess btw
>mfw the remaining 10% is literal self-insert power fantasies or some degenerate selfcest shit like "werehog sonic x blaze but its actually sonic's fursona"

>open sonic wiki
>"actually blaze was in love with sonic in 06" - citation fucking needed
>check /sfm/ tag
>50 pages of the same fucking bounce animation with different shaders
>some anon in the thread is unironically arguing blaze should be underage in the art "for realism"

>try to have a look at fucking reddit of all places
>"amy is a psychotic yandere" - 300 upvotes
>"silver is a beta cuck" - OP is a 30yo fag
>"sonic would NEVER settle down except with my blazewife ofc" least deranged redditnigger

>remember that time /co/ brigade spammed a blaze cosplayer's DMs with "MOMMY?" for 72 hours straight
>remember the botnets inflating sonaze polls
>remember the unironic 10k word manifestos on why sonic's "alpha energy" needs a tsundere cat

>tfw your OTP's fanbase is 50% coomers, 30% schizos, and 20% wiki vandals
>still better than sonamy I guess
>post hog

>>531327628

NOOOOO IT WAS MY TURN FOR A MOVIE
MARINE SAID I WAS GONNA BE THE STARRRR
NONONONONO NOT THE VAULT AIEEEEEEEE
TATSUKE SONIC-SAMA ONEGAI ONEGAIIEEEEEEE