>>95939391
[The Blob (1998)]

Drawback: Quarantine, Naive, Hanky Panky (1400)

Spook

Nothing To See Here (Free)
Mr. Smooth (1300)
Hoo-ra! (1200)
Chain of Command (1000)
Mad Experiments (700)
Morpholize (100)
Ribbed (Free)
Extinguisher (Free)
Cute Nerd (0)

"Anon! THE BLOB is loose in this reality, we've got to-oh I see you've already put it back in a containment unit" said Elodie right as I was portalling The Blob into a comically large jar.

"Yep" I said.

"Okay great, now we can destroy the Blob and go about our day"

"That is certainly something we could do" I agreed.

Elodie squinted at me. "Anon..."

Several days later, with Congressional approval and some quick and dirty lobbying I'd gotten The Blob FDA approved as an all-purpose resource. Blob slime was used to clean away pollutants and harmlessly dissolve heavy metals and radioactive waste. The Blob's central mass was processed into a high grade fertiliser that, with it's digestive enzymes degraded, instead caused crops to experience unprecedented growth. Extracts from the Blob were used to treat everything from osteoporosis to dwarfism, and Blob compounds were combined with sand and gravel to make an eco-friendly building material. And all it cost was dumping offal from slaughterhouses (but no hospital waste, can't have any syringes or scalpels ending up in a hygienically treated Blob) into The Blob as it harmlessly undulated in my magical jar.

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>>95904370
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