>scanned my computer for malware for the first time in a couple years because I'm dumb as shit
>took like 7 hours
>6 threats detected
>momentarily panic until I look at the details
>all turn out to almost certainly be false positives but remove them just in case since they weren't shit I cared about anyways

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The woobification is funny because of how evil he is. Yes, he can be evil as shit but it won't stop me from giving him a stack of pillows to nest in and a big bowl of spaghetti to eat.