>be me
>go to an asian food hall
>me and my mom decide to get some pho
>I order a shrimp one, nothing much
>it's pretty spicy, surprised because I didn't specify I wanted it spicy but still pretty good nonetheless
>start relentlessly sweating bullets down my face
>a couple minutes later my hearing starts to fade, like how your ears get muffled when you blow your nose very hard into a tissue
>I stand up from my pho to ask them for some water
>as I'm waiting in line I start to lose feeling in my feet
what the hell happened?

I can't take this meta anymore. Anytime I see that fat finish faggot with her lame ice meatballs I want to donate 10 years of every human being into a laser cannon that can kill everyone who has played her or plans on playing her.