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7/19/2025, 7:01:15 AM
>>33384787
>You're like 99% gay though
Not true, there is just a much smaller sample of men I'm attracted to than women.
>>33384790
>How would you feel if you found out your long-term partner had produced adult content in the past?
F
Mine did. I don't care.
>>33384832
>What would have made the male love interests more interesting or engaging?
If they had better fleshed out personalities. I will use Mass Effect as an example.
Men have Miranda, who has a cold exterior but gets fleshed out to show her insecurities; Jack, who is deeply traumatized and falls in love with you because you actually see the person beneath; Tali, who is a companion through all three games and has a charming personality; and Ashley, who is family-oriented and who you help grow past her xenophobia.
Women have Kaidan, who is the most milquetoast white bread Canadian of all time and flirts by telling you about his school girlfriend; Thane, who is dying while simultaneously still mourning his dead wife; Garrus, whose idea of flirting is telling you about a chick he used to fuck and watching human porn to know how to fuck a human woman (love him tho) and whose dick can give you an allergic reaction and make you chafe; Jacob, whose personality is about ad interesting as watching paint dry and who cheats on you while you are imprisoned and gets another woman pregnant; James, your Latino subordinate who is also boring as shit and played by Freddie Prinze Jr and you have to constantly sexually harass and get drunk for him to sleep with you; and Javik, a racist African bug alien who thinks the only thing you're good for is riding dick.
>>33384858
>the adventures of cookie and cream
This is from the same studio that made Dark Souls and Elden Ring.
>You're like 99% gay though
Not true, there is just a much smaller sample of men I'm attracted to than women.
>>33384790
>How would you feel if you found out your long-term partner had produced adult content in the past?
F
Mine did. I don't care.
>>33384832
>What would have made the male love interests more interesting or engaging?
If they had better fleshed out personalities. I will use Mass Effect as an example.
Men have Miranda, who has a cold exterior but gets fleshed out to show her insecurities; Jack, who is deeply traumatized and falls in love with you because you actually see the person beneath; Tali, who is a companion through all three games and has a charming personality; and Ashley, who is family-oriented and who you help grow past her xenophobia.
Women have Kaidan, who is the most milquetoast white bread Canadian of all time and flirts by telling you about his school girlfriend; Thane, who is dying while simultaneously still mourning his dead wife; Garrus, whose idea of flirting is telling you about a chick he used to fuck and watching human porn to know how to fuck a human woman (love him tho) and whose dick can give you an allergic reaction and make you chafe; Jacob, whose personality is about ad interesting as watching paint dry and who cheats on you while you are imprisoned and gets another woman pregnant; James, your Latino subordinate who is also boring as shit and played by Freddie Prinze Jr and you have to constantly sexually harass and get drunk for him to sleep with you; and Javik, a racist African bug alien who thinks the only thing you're good for is riding dick.
>>33384858
>the adventures of cookie and cream
This is from the same studio that made Dark Souls and Elden Ring.
7/8/2025, 2:24:04 AM
>>33330631
>How can you love American Psycho yet hate Taxi Driver? :/
Because one is about psychopaths in the corporate setting and the other is about some weird dude with a hero complex who lowkey wants to fuck an underage girl that is being trafficked.
>>33330650
>Are they often not...uh...irish?
I work with one Jew and he signs my paychecks.
>>33330665
>Dangerously based.
Thank you. We should all hate the immuno-compromised. I wish Emily Wong, the young reporter from ME1, was romanceable.
>>33330688
>You wouldn't get it.
I did like Joker tho
>How can you love American Psycho yet hate Taxi Driver? :/
Because one is about psychopaths in the corporate setting and the other is about some weird dude with a hero complex who lowkey wants to fuck an underage girl that is being trafficked.
>>33330650
>Are they often not...uh...irish?
I work with one Jew and he signs my paychecks.
>>33330665
>Dangerously based.
Thank you. We should all hate the immuno-compromised. I wish Emily Wong, the young reporter from ME1, was romanceable.
>>33330688
>You wouldn't get it.
I did like Joker tho
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