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>>33382987

>Oh boy I cant wait for another thread of attention whores spamming images and taking us to the limit on page 4

Shalom goyim, now bend over.

New namefag? It's starting to get crowded...

I am horny again woe is me

State Gender
If you had a brand what would you name it?

>>33384364 (OP)
Girls should wear cute hair clips like that more often

>>33384384
We need a namefags holocaust

>>33384387
What is my brand offering?

>>33384375
I’m kind of proud of you anons for not glazing them

State Gender

What video game should the opposite gender play to make you swoon?

>>33384399
F
Harvest Moon. The original games. Specifically Friends of Mineral Town.

>>33384384
i only namefagged because someone cried about shitposting. was giving them the option to filter me. now i am mr. sage.

>>33384399
M
Fromsoft games

>>33384399
M
Lego City Undercover

>>33384405
All I know about Harvest Moon is the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs

>wife bought our daughter one of my ghostwritten paperbacks
I'm not sure how to deal with this without blowing shit up but this is not fucking okay. Considering renting a boat, really need some advice.

>>33384427
Huh

>>33384392
I dont fucking know, its YOUR brand.
What are you offering?

>>33384399
M
Strategy games

>>33384399
M
Roguelikes

>>33384427
Men when their actions have consequences: I’m killing myself and my family

>>33384437
What action did he even do

Male anons if we were dating would you watch “how it’s made” with me with and maybe touch my boobies?

>>33384447
No because you dont date short men

>>33384447
I would sit beside you and not pay attention, sorry that's the best I can offer

>>33384447
How It's made: babies

>>33384427
>>33384437
Bot posts

>>33384447
Spending quality time with my girlfriend while touching her? Ohhhhhh noooooooooooo. That's just abhorrent! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

>>33384437
>my family
no the boat is solely to fake my own death

Omg anon I didn’t know that’s how they made condoms. Do you think we should explore this marvel of modern supply chains and manufacturing engineering together?

>>33384447
Yes, to the touching

You just know that if she ever recorded and shared a vocaroo, she would have the fakest cutesy-wutesy voice that mankind has ever faked.

>>33384399
I.. really liked paper mario on 64. It's so whimsical. Abdalahsmash played it recently.
Idk. Swoon.. like woah enviornment.
Swoon romantical? Not quite sure. Hard to put a finger on a game with rizz because I consider that a human trait.

>>33384447
This is the dream.

>>33384447
Sure if that's what you want

>>33384399
M
obscure game maker games downloaded from the internet from 2007 to 2011. really, if you were a fellow terminally online kid from that time period, you'll make me swoon now.

you also get points for other obscure games from that time. wolf quest, gaia online (well i guess that wasn't quite so obscure), maid marian games (moon base, club marian, there was another too. everquest? something like that)

>>33384452
Looks like a fun DIY project

>>33384455
I'm not a bot I'm allowed to tell you to look up crime statistics by race

>Gender
>Have you ever shook a vending machine, just to get free stuff to fall off?

>>33384464
The American Dream

>>33384470
Me when I don’t understand how statistics work

>>33384462
Real

>>33384457
Just kill yourself for real retard

>>33384472
f
no, it'd be too obnoxious to others

>>33384470
>"I'm not a bot"
>brings up race out of nowhere

>>33384457
I don't understand the problem. you made ai slop that got back to you?

You guys need to shut the fuck up

>>33384472
F
No? Does that even work?

>>33384384
>>33384391
The men need to take their birth control pills and stop being bitches.

Femanons why are you so unkind?

>>33384488
But then the thread would be dead

A general divided can not stand.

>>33384500
Good

>>33384495
Ur bein mean. Stawph.
I want to talk nice but you're harshing the vibes.

>>33384472
M
No, just to get stuff I paid for

>>33384447
Sure, edutainment and cuddling sounds comfy

>>33384492
You need to get on a treadmill fatass. Charlie would never fuck you

>>33384413
hey good choice in pokemon!! a lot of older gen stuff is super overrated, especially pikachu. i was always obsessed with espeon as a kid, idk why. i have a core memory of bein disappointed as a kid when i really wanted espeon but you couldnt' get espeon on pokemon leafgreen because it didn't have a day/night cycle.
here's the plush! her name is epsie :D
my favorite pokemon is fennekin, i have a whole fennekin art collection i've kept up with for about a decade now, it's at over 700 images now! no fennekin plushies though, very sad

>>33384506
It's for your own good. You need to fuck off from here so you can finally stop neglecting your offspring.

The one time I come back to atoga and the state of the thread is cancer. Come on guys.

>>33384399
M
Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines, but CRPGs in general are a big plus. I'd play BG3 with /atoga/ if I weren't traumatized from the attempt to play BG2 with /v/ more than a decade ago.

>>33384472
M
No and I can't imagine being so broke that you'd need to steal from a vending machine

I wonder what happened to all these factory workers they showed on “how it’s made” over the years. How many of them are still working in factories?

>>33384399
They should not be playing any games.

>>33384519
It degraded after a new namefag arrived. Curious....

>>33384472
M
No. If I could move it at all, it would probably fall over and kill me.

>>33384527
I work in a factory...

>>33384527
Factory work sucks ass

>>33384533
Everyone in the 3rd world does

>>33384533
Really? How is it?

>>33384399
M
The STALKER series.

>>33384546
based

>>33384387
>If you had a brand what would you name it?
F
Incandescence. It would be a clothing brand built on the idea of warmly lighting a room when you walk in.

>>33384399
>What video game should the opposite gender play to make you swoon?
F
Warhammer. I get good vibes from guys who play 40k.

>>33384419
>Fromsoft games
My nigga

>>33384430
>Strategy games
What about RTS? I used to be a fiend.

>>33384472
>Have you ever shook a vending machine, just to get free stuff to fall off?
F
Yes, I got a bunch of stuff too. I also used mechanical fingers to steal stuff.

>>33384546
Needs a floor lamp

>>33384472
M
No
Sometimes I've just had the machine give me two things by chance, it's a really exciting feeling. It happened on my first day at a new job and I was smiling that whole day.

>>33384495
but i'm not!!!!

>>33384539
>Everyone in the 3rd world does
Lol no. We're taking all your remote tech jobs, making 40K USD a year, but living like kings because we dont have to pay 80% of our salary on rent

>>33384554
someday you're gonna run out of kittens. then what are you going to do?


huh?

>>33384399
M
Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga

>>33384546
>tfw will never play STALKER in a dark room with gf

>>33384561
F
I played that

>>33384399
M
World Of Warcraft

>>33384387
M
Komorebi
Would sell photography stuff

>>33384552
>Warhammer. I get good vibes from guys who play 40k.
I tried Gladius and Mechanicus but bounced off. Do they deserve another go? I've also got Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters but I don't know if my mid-range middle-aged laptop can even handle it.

>>33384552
>What about RTS? I used to be a fiend.
Same category, so it works.
>Warhammer. I get good vibes from guys who play 40k.
May I ask, how do you get good vibes there?

>>33384539
I'm in a 1st world country, let's not pretend the job market is any good right now

>>33384540
Awful, the pay is low, it's degrading, terrible coworkers, my bosses keep hiring third-world immigrants to keep my pay low, it's always fucking hot, it's dirty, I am trying to get out of there as soon as possible.

>>33384558
>40K USD a year, but living like kings
Sad state of affairs. I have a coding friend that pays an Asian guy $30k to do most of his work. He gets almost $120k/year to have someone else do his job.

Girls loving playing Final Fantasy X and crying during the cutscenes

>>33384482
Understandable

>>33384490
Most of the time, it does
The potential death hazard warning are just to scare you off.

>>33384510
So it's ok for the vending machine company to try to steal from you, but not the opposite?

>>33384522
What about doing it for the dopamine rush?

>>33384531
That's just propaganda from big-cola

>>33384552
>I used a mechanican finger
Have you ever used oneof those anal tube that the doctors use?

>>33384552
>a clothing brand built on the idea of warmly lighting a room when you walk in.
wha tthe hell thats so cute
>>33384569
>Komorebi
Whats that mean?
>Sell photography stuff
As in supplies or as in photos you took?

>loses weight
>feel fatter
What the fuck. Do I just starve myself again?

>>33384585
>So it's ok for the vending machine company to try to steal from you, but not the opposite?
You know what, you're right. I'm gonna start stealing from vending machines now.

>>33384447
I would feign attention as long as I need for the answer to, "do you want to have sex?" to be, "yes" and after that I would go downstairs and play Project Diablo 2 or Factorio.

State gender
When you die, what would you want to reincarnate as or what afterlife do you want?

>>33384399
Male
XCOM and XCOM-likes.

I've had tons of fun playing co-op tactical RPGs with girls who normally don't even like videogames but suddenly find it fun when you design characters like Sims and have stakes of whether they live or die.

Femanons are you woke?

>>33384607
Yeah

>>33384564
Fav episode?
>>33384589
Its sunlight filtering through the leaves of trees
I was thinking supplies but also like photo books and zines

>>33384600
F
I want to be in an afterlife where I never have to deal with people's bullshit ever again.
>>33384607
If we're going by normal people standards, absolutely not, but some moids on 4chan can have a pretty broad definition of "woke".

Do girls like choking their bf playfully and/or sexually? Especially with their thighs?

Men my schizophrenic visions are coming back and I’m scared

>>33384600
reincarnate as a little beetle or maybe a praying mantis

a kitty cat !

>go on a date with a girl to paint pottery at a ceramics arts & crafts store
>post my unfinished work featuring Pokemon being cute on a mug to my ig story
>all of sudden get an influx of story likes and dms from girls following me asking me about the place and telling me how cute my mug is
Did I just discover a cheat code for getting the female mind's attention?

>>33384620
Describe what you see. It will be alright.

>>33384618
No I want a man to choke me

>>33384625
C'mere

I be lying to women ON GOD

Women what do you think of suicide?

>meet girl, exchange socials
>hit it off pretty well through chat
>talk about all kinds of shit for a few weeks, buncha things in common, joke around about our shit
>finally manage to coincide and we go out
>she's way cuter in person, we go grab a bite before going to the movie theater and then I ride her home
>the dining part was apparently nice, we were talking pretty comfortably apparently, but she kept avoiding eye contact
>on the ride home it's kinda quiet, we talk a bit about random stuff but is otherwise quiet
>she told me that she talks a lot whether she's comfortable or uncomfortable, so idk what to make of the previous stuff
>she did at least ask me if I arrived home safely I guess

Chat am I cooked.

>>33384633

bad that shit kills you don't even think about it

>>33384625
I'm scared of hurting a girl because I'm a big guy, for you

>>33384625
You want me to choke you with my hands or my cock?

>>33384635
You didn't meet her expectations. It's not your fault since womens have hilariously unrealistic expectations nowadays.

>>33384630
Okay!

>>33384641
I doubt you’d actually hurt me or any other girls. I’d be pretty obvious if we were in pain

>>33384555
Do you ever just pick the thing that is about to fall off, so you get 2 instead of one?

>>33384598
Glad I could help!

pspspspspsps valk are you here

>>33383348
I'm back

I may have fucked up. I met a couple girls but they were like 10 and 9 years my junior. The older one had a bf but the younger one may have been single. I didn't ask her for her number, because of the age gap and then got lightly grilled by my friends (both male and female) for saying that. My friend's gf got both their numbers after I introduced them though and we yapped for a bit after. It's kinda funny because I didn't actually talk to them that much. Anyway I feel a little retarded right now.

>>33384646
I usually prefer it be something I actually want, so all the times it's happened were pure chance.

>Gender
>Would you rather giveup for the rest of your life sextoys or porn

>>33384648
Ya, now I am.
Dude wanted my play book.

>>33384600
Nothing.

I was the fuckin GOAT.

>>33384399
M
Kenshi or Outlast Trials.

>>33384661
Porn. It is not a need for me. Toys make real sex fun. Anyone that picks porn over sex toys is schizo.

Women, do you seduce the female love interests or the male love interests?

>>33384600
M
If the Son of God affirms me before the Father, I am truly humbled

>>33384633
it's a nuanced option filled with uncertainty though it's logically the most viable

>>33384664
if the men say more weird stuff I'll leave for a bit okki?

>>33384566
>World Of Warcraft
What if, hypothetically, she has cosplayed as a Draenei?

>>33384571
>Do they deserve another go?
I never played Gladius, but I really liked Mechanicus and already have the sequel in my wishlist.

>>33384572
>May I ask, how do you get good vibes there?
I have never experienced any sexism or gatekeeping from warhammer fans, which is an oddity considering what a male-dominated space the fandom is.

>>33384589
>wha tthe hell thats so cute
Thank you

>>33384594
>Do I just starve myself again?
Welcome to the body dysmorphia. It's all downhill from here.

>>33384618
>Do girls like choking their bf playfully and/or sexually?
Yes, I like pulling out the BJJ with guys.
>Especially with their thighs?
Like a triangle choke?

>>33384633
>Women what do you think of suicide?
Don't do it. I tried that once and almost fucking died.

>>33384661
>Would you rather giveup for the rest of your life sextoys or porn
F
Does smut count as porn?

I want to get pegged

>>33384624
Figures in the doorway

>>33384661
f
rather give up sex toys cause i've never had them

Femanons do you want to hear an embarrassing story that happened to me during the week?

>>33384684
okay

>>33384611
>Its sunlight filtering through the leaves of trees
nice name
>supplies, photo books, and zines
based, very cool of u

>>33384689
Yes

>>33384600
I accept whatever is chosen for me. A fly. A torturous human death of being stabbed/shot and bleeding out. Being ripped apart by a wolf as a rabbit. A blade of grass. A coral.

>>33384689
sure, what could that story be?

>>33384689
Spill
>>33384678
That is fine. I may fall asleep soon.

your gender
how is your weekend date going?

>>33384673
You didn't mention your gender

>>33384679
>does smut count as porn
I have no idea what that is

>>33384687
I expected more women to be into toys than porn

I think a lot about the femanons of yesteryear. They all left. All these new ones will leave, too.

>>33384679
>What if, hypothetically, she has cosplayed as a Draenei?
I'd marry her.

>>33384701
I think most are still around, just went undercover. Or who do you mean? Anon :3? Earrings?

I got the good stuff but it's late as hell
Gender
What are you drinking tonight

>>33384701
Why don’t you like me

>>33384625
golly i really hope most women don't actually like that stuff, can't stand the idea of verbal/physical/emotional abuse

>>33384706
f, it‘s morning, so probably something caffeinated

>>33384709
What's your caffeine or choice

>>33384706
male, cybercowboy. currently under many thc gummies and a pinch of some research chemicals

>>33384674
I wanted to be gay in "A wonderful life" so bad. The male love intrests are legit disgusting and cringe core. Whatever neckbeards thought of designing and coding those in there should be burned at the stake.

>>33384697
M
Work was okay and I have the weekend off. Going to try and do something with it, not sure what yet.

>>33384674
>Women, do you seduce the female love interests or the male love interests?
Almost always the female as they're almost always written better.

>>33384699
>I have no idea what that is
Erotic literature

>>33384706
>What are you drinking tonight
Leftover sangria

>>33384695
me 2, sweet dreams valk!!

>>33384661
M
What counts as porn?

>>33384674
Female love interests tend to be more interesting to me.

>>33384711
either I‘m going to make some matcha or simply grab an energy drink, depends on my mood after the shower

You ever think about how we’re all just mammals? Like all we want is food sex and babies? And everything else is just us doing weird human things? It kinda disturbs me when I think about it

>>33384689
>>33384692
>>33384694
>>33384695
Okay, so I was on vacation with friends this week, and my friend handed us a bag of psychedelic mushrooms after we went swing dancing together.
I ate a whole bag approximately 3.5 grams but it could have been more, and we drove back to the airbnb and continued drinking, I was having a good time with my friends laughing and tripping hard especially when I closed my eyes.
I had to pee so I got up and went to that bathroom but before I could pee I started throwing up and I got on my knees to try to get it into the toilet, I was pretty fucked up at this time and I wanted to stand up again and I couldn't because my jeans were wrapped around my boots entangling them. I started throwing up again and I sat up against the wall in the bathroom throwing up all over myself kind of convulsing because I was drunk at this point too, and I realized if I keep sitting like this I'll choke on my puke so I tried my hardest to pull off my boots and got myself unentangled buttoned up my pants again and took off my shirt and joined my friends who were on the patio still like nothing happened.
We had a great night after that creating insane inside jokes.

>>33384701
who ?

also what is yesteryear ㅠㅠ

>>33384712
>pinch of some research chemicals
Is that just lsd but slightly altered or something

>>33384721
yeah, pretty often actually
it doesn‘t scare me, I find it fascinating

the women that post in this gen are so boring

>>33384721
you wouldn't believe the abstract relationship i have to my body and the daemons that make it up, disturbing is there to be found if one wants to go looking i'll tell you that

>>33384716
>Is erotic literature porn
According to the Canadian government it is

>>33384720
>matcha
Is it all it's hyped up to be or is it a green tea meme? I hear people talking about it like it's a super drink

>>33384721
Yeah I think about that, but all the human stuff is what makes life worth living.

>>33384726
Says the most uninteresting man alive

>>33384721
i think a lot about how weird it is that us as a species have totally, completely dominated and violated our planet so throughly. all because we were too smart for our own good. ykwim?

>>33384730
it tastes like dried and ground grass but it has caffeine and a bunch of antioxidant
it‘s pretty yummy if you don‘t use too much and add some milk and sweetener

>>33384721
Yeah... I like people but I have a hard time seeing them as anything but meat robots anymore.

There are entire blades of sub-species of homo sapeins that have evolved to dig corn out of the ground, while othere are specialized for the manipulation of abstract symbols and being really gay for some reason.

This species is such a spastic attack.

>>33384721
It's cool to think about until reality hits and you have a work coming up and bills to pay. More human shit that makes you wonder if it's even worth being human to begin with.

>>33384724
hah, i wish, i like psychedelics. non-amphetamine stimulant, likely just a DRI, it's kinda silly to take it with thc but i have motivation issues and the stimulant helps and i just kinda reflexively take it now because life is otherwise unengaging and it's hard to be productive

>>33384718
If you consume it for sexual gratification, it is porn. Yes even your mom's shoe collection on IG.

>>33384706
my spit

white monster in the morning prob

>>33384737
where is your enthusiasm?

why do i keep getting rejected? what am i doing wrong?

>>33384744
errything

>>33384721

>>33384739
That's cool man. So you're self medicating, in a sense

>>33384722
It was probably good that you threw up. You can trigger worse things with too much shrooms. And topping with alcohol? Sheesh dude.

>>33384744
how often are you trying? are you certain you aren't getting rejected a normal amount, but haven't tried enough to be successful?

>>33384747
carcinization

>>33384736
Huh. I always thought it would be weird to add milk and sweeteners to a grassy flavor like green tea

>>33384750
Yeah I'm lucky I didn't pass out and choke on my vomit.
I ended up doing them like 3 times in 5 days.

>>33384732
You’re right I think that’s true. If all I had to live for was bad food, caveman sex and making babies I would probably want to die

>>33384734
Yeah I guess we just don’t think of ourselves as animals

I love humanity though. I think we are an amazing species. I don’t care if people online say humans are monsters that destroy everything, we’re still pretty cool. There is really nothing in the known universe that can compare to us and our capabilities.

>>33384741
>my spit
tasty

>>33384754
I was doing them like they were going out of style.

Women,

If I met you and didn't ask you for your number, but the next day I added you on instagram and DM'd you saying I made a mistake not asking you for your number, would you send it?

>>33384753
try it

>>33384751
i think my success to failure ratio is about 1/3.

>>33384706
Water, because my drug of choice is beef. I love those green tea monsters tho. Best ones. But tomorrow.

>>33384757
u want some? open your mouth

>>33384726
Kittenposter killed femanon thread engagement

>>33384738
It’s 100% worth it

Is it more difficult to pair bond with another person as you age? Gf of 6 years just broke up with me and I’m 26 lol, she was my first. I basically have no one in my life at this point no that she’s gone and it feels like I won’t be able to get what I had with her in another woman. I was going to marry her soon too lol, I was gonna buy a ring in 2 weeks

>>33384748
oh hell yeah i'm self-medicating, well the thc is just cuz i'm bored but the stim? utter life changer. i'm not diagnosed with anything but i spent a childhood tied down to the medical system, and after getting over that kinda miraculously, i'd rather just stick to grey market stuff then have to be leashed again to doctors. current stuff i take is theorized to potentially cause liver failure any time at random while taking it, but at least i'll die a free man (liverless)

>>33384759
M
I wouldn't openly say it was a mistake, play it off as if it was on your mind for a while

>>33384766
:(

>>33384754
Indeed, yeah.. lucky. Are you trying to kill your ego or just like fucking around and finding out?

>>33384768
No, it’s not. Pair bonding isn’t an age thing, it’s a baggage thing. Avoid cynicism

>>33384759
>>33384770
>next day I added you on instagram
I missed that part. Nevermind I would just leave it at Instagram and ask for her number later. No point in adding someone's contact just to ask for another contact. Say she left an impression on you

>>33384768
Why did she break up with you?

>>33384755
in truth we're nothing more than lucky animals. we just have a couple more cells, a little bit bigger skull, somehow got blessed (or cursed) by god to have our own thoughts and consciousness. humanity is good, we are a great species, but we're wasting all of that intelligence for what?

>>33384768
>pair bond
Most animals aren't monogamists btw.
That was propaganda too.

>>33384768
nah, you could get emotionally closer to a person in much less time. relationships with others isn't a comparable numbers thing

>>33384765
i'll open up if mine could meet yours

>>33384716
You're like 99% gay though
Idk why you always act like you're equal parts straight and gay

>>33384743
Honestly, anon?

Ya'll have been just awful to me. Every last fuckin one of yas.

God damned habitual line steppers.

You all turned me into a sassy black DMV bitch, not me.

>>33384768
You can find someone else, it can just take a bit since you're going to be making severe comparisons for everyone you date next. It took years before I finally started letting go of trying to find a 1:1 replacement and found someone new.

Gender
How would you feel if you found out your long-term partner had produced adult content in the past?

>>33384784
mwah

now open !

moids did not fulfill their quota of sexual harrassment postr in the previous thread

>>33384790
Depends on the adult content in question? Made lewd fan art/fanfiction? Fine. Was a porn star? Not fine.

>>33384719
Same as in real life?

My love

>>33384790
m
depends 100% on the context. could range from not being a big deal at all to being an absolute deal breaker.

>>33384793
and i am not sorry, you slut. slut! slut! slut!

>>33384769
I respect it man, just be careful. I've had friends and family do the same thing and face burn out pretty bad. Although some of them were considered "adrenaline junkies."

>>33384794
Oh and female.

>>33384788
what lines did we step?

>>33384790
M
As long as she didn't show her face or had sex on camera with a man I wouldn't care.

Please don’t sexual harassment girls :(

>>33384719
Lesbian?

>>33384796
who ??

gf reveal

>>33384721
Yup.

All the time I look around and see people walking in convoluted mazes to appease the layered mental constructs they've created in place of simple animal instincts.
People see moving colored sprites on a device and become emotionally volatile and dangerously unhinged because an ape they've never been near and never will be made sounds with it's mouth and now they believe the world is on fire.

Meanwhile, food is good, friend is good, dog is good, cat is cat, weather is good. Life is good.

Lighten up humans.

>>33384790
Cool. Lemme watch it. Unless it's ... dark. Welp.. I don't like that adult content.. uh..

>>33384803
I only sexually harass you.

>>33384775
>it’s a baggage thing
Well I guess I have a ton of baggage now. What about other women? They all seem to date around and everyone is disposable. All the decent women that I vaguely know are in long term relationships or are married
>>33384778
Pretty sure she’s going through a mid life crisis. Kept talking about how her life isn’t going anywhere or that she’s not sure if she wants to be a teacher anymore, etc. she’s pretty much in a fully fledged self destruct mode
>>33384781
I like monogamy tho. I’ve had a few women over the course of my life throw themselves at me and I was never interested

>>33384803
ily anonnn !!

>>33384798
thanks anon, yeah i'm being careful with it, it's not very recreative thankfully so there's not much to get hooked on, i don't find its effects to diminish very much even when taking it every day

>>33384790
Male
As long as it wasn't hidden, I don't see a problem.

>>33384810
I love you toooo!

>>33384809
>Pretty sure she’s going through a mid life crisis. Kept talking about how her life isn’t going anywhere or that she’s not sure if she wants to be a teacher anymore, etc. she’s pretty much in a fully fledged self destruct mode
Why didn't you save her

>>33384804
No, it's just how it is in fiction.

>>33384791

>>33383745
I'll continue my thought. If he wasn't getting fucked enough, he should be.

Should I write erotica?

>>33384813
^_^

moids plz be more like this anon

>>33384818
nah

myao, you ignored the picture of epsie i took and now she's sad. you know why her name is epsie? because it's close to "oopsie" and she makes mistakes all the times despite trying her hardest, and now she's crying and you're laughing. you're laughing!

>>33384816
*smooooooooooooooooooch*

>>33384790
Depends on the context desu

>>33384770
>>33384777
I haven't actually added her yet, I just found her account. I think I will do it tomorrow or Sunday.

>Say she left an impression on you
Yeah, that sounds good. I think I could say something like I regret not exchanging contact info. I think I want to invite her to a group thing I'm going to next Friday so I need to do it sooner rather than later.

>>33384815
Lesbian in denial

>>33384817
weezer mentioned

(I LUV CHARLIE)

>>33384818
Write an atoga erotica and then post it here

>>33384825
lebanese in detention

>>33384722
wow that sounded insane

Why is this the worst thread ever

>>33384821
ning?

send epsie!! nooo tell epsie i love her!! im not laughing ㅠㅠ

>>33384713
>>33384716
>>33384719
This is an interesting question.

What would have made the male love interests more interesting or engaging?

Women, worry not about your age. Look here, see: this woman was born in 1983: she's 42. You have plenty of time...plenty of time...

>>33384819
IM NOT A MOID

YUCK

>>33384831
here..... >>33384515

>>33384830
you got any better threads?

>>33384830
Is it?
It's not my fault this time. I just got here.

>>33384833
who said I am worried? are you projecting?

>>33384830
the women who post in this gen are horrible and have no personality.

>>33384826
Yeah, he's hottt.
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

>>33384814
I tried but she said she’s become too reliant on me lmao

>>33384830
Not enough gooning?

>>33384515
SHES SO CUTE I WANT AN ESPURR

yes i luv the purple kitty that's y eevee is one of my favs!!

>>33384839
As opposed to you, who are a pleasure and delightful to be around, I'm sure.

>>33384830
It’s r9k lite, weird space
Be the change you want to see!

Gentlemen, I believe we have discovered a cure for feminism, every woman needs to be dosed with a shitload of lithium and aluminum effective immediately.

him moaning on top of me

>>33384849
how would you do it? lace the tampons?

>>33384840
bang, bang, knock on the door
another big bang get down on the floor
oh, no, what do we do
don't look now I've lost my shoe
i can't run n i can't kick
what's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?

>>33384850
Men do not moan. It is not stoic.

M or F
Do you think BlueValkyrie or Makimaposter will get their dream partner first?

>>33384848
be the change you want to see...desu i just like coming here and acting silly with girls :3c one of life's pleasures

We were supposed to finish the adventures of cookie and cream together and start gauntlet legends and now she's gone

>>33384850
Bit gay

>>33384855
Partners, plural. BlueValkyrie is a cheater, she cannot be happy and loyal with a single man.

>>33384855
valk !

>>33384854
>Men do not moan.
False.

>It is not stoic.
True

I have many virtues but I am decidedly not stoic. I can endure better than most but I broadcast what I'm feeling like a cartoon character.

>>33384853
whats a matter, whats a matter, whats a matter you?
whats a matter, babe, are you feeling blue? oh oh

>>33384855
Please let it be me, she already has a kid.

>>33384858
and we were supposed to get married, have children, and live in the wilderness like wolf children, and now the only thing left of our dreams are painful memories

>>33384855
Yeah, gotta go BV here.

>>33384860
>cheater
>cannot be happy and loyal with a single man
Those two aren't necessarily equal.

>>33384855
nah, makimanon'd win

>>33384832
Being the good kind fo quirky and not the worst male stereotypes? Rock will never help you do shit ontop of being scary sometimes. Gustafa bears the cutest children but he's just a bard and it's kind of annoying instead of being charming.
Matthew pushes people away due to his low self-esteem and frustration relating to his health and after a while that is draining because you're just getting cucked all the time.

>>33384851
Tampons are a dead end anon. Think about it, why does pop culture overwhelmingly mention tampons when 70% of women use pads? And really, if you bled out your ass would use a rod of thick cotton or a pad in your boxers? The whole conspiracy hinges on us men not caring, but if you spend five minutes thinking about it the pad is so superior that it makes you start to question why the tampon even exists... evidently most women already came to this conclusion, so who promotes the tampon, and why?

>>33384864
and that's for all time (and that's for all time)
nyewnyewnyewnyewnyewnyewnyewnyewnyew
ooeeoo i look just like buddy holly
oh, oh, and your mary tyler moore
i don't care what they say about us anyway
i don't care bout that
i don't care bout that
i don't care bout that
i don't care bout that

>>33384866
Hey, not saying your faith and adoration doesn't warrant a reward. I'm just not laying odds on it. Stranger things can happen. I met Ramona Flowers.

Either gender
What brings you here tonight?

>>33384875
Loneliness

>>33384872
>a rod of thick cotton
lol they're the size of a lip balm and can be folded in half. moids are so dumb

>>33384875
valk!

showing off plushies to spite an angry guy

>>33384787
>You're like 99% gay though
Not true, there is just a much smaller sample of men I'm attracted to than women.

>>33384790
>How would you feel if you found out your long-term partner had produced adult content in the past?
F
Mine did. I don't care.

>>33384832
>What would have made the male love interests more interesting or engaging?
If they had better fleshed out personalities. I will use Mass Effect as an example.
Men have Miranda, who has a cold exterior but gets fleshed out to show her insecurities; Jack, who is deeply traumatized and falls in love with you because you actually see the person beneath; Tali, who is a companion through all three games and has a charming personality; and Ashley, who is family-oriented and who you help grow past her xenophobia.

Women have Kaidan, who is the most milquetoast white bread Canadian of all time and flirts by telling you about his school girlfriend; Thane, who is dying while simultaneously still mourning his dead wife; Garrus, whose idea of flirting is telling you about a chick he used to fuck and watching human porn to know how to fuck a human woman (love him tho) and whose dick can give you an allergic reaction and make you chafe; Jacob, whose personality is about ad interesting as watching paint dry and who cheats on you while you are imprisoned and gets another woman pregnant; James, your Latino subordinate who is also boring as shit and played by Freddie Prinze Jr and you have to constantly sexually harass and get drunk for him to sleep with you; and Javik, a racist African bug alien who thinks the only thing you're good for is riding dick.

>>33384858
>the adventures of cookie and cream
This is from the same studio that made Dark Souls and Elden Ring.

>>33384855
>Makimaposter
Wait, when did he say he wanted a 3d partner? Wasn't that his schtick that he wanted only 2d?

>>33384875
M

wife is doing her weird date rape fantasy where she passes out and I'm supposed to "rape" her but I'm just fucking around instead.

>>33384875
M
Sheer boredom

>>33384855
Neither, one namefag is a terrible horrible single mother and the other well he's trolling everyone

>>33384882
did she roofie herself?

>>33384875
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

>>33384875
m
came here to show some korean girl who i think might live in virginia a picture of my plushie, i did that and now i'm not sure what i'm doing here but i'm ngl i'm hazing right now the lights are barely on

>>33384867
The odds are almost 0 but I know she's terminally online as well. First 3 letters of your first name?

>>33384878
>moids are so dumb
Jokes aside I had some ass surgery and had to use period products for a couple weeks and pads are so superior to tampons I really don't get how women ever entertained them.

>>33384871
>Being the good kind fo quirky
I'm not sure I know what the good kind of quirky is. Or rather, I don't trust my judgement on that as I'm biased to like weird for the weird.

>not the worst male stereotypes?
I think I get this though.

Women, did you have a crush on Gaston when you were a kid?

>>33384875
No friends
No gf
This place is a band aid

>>33384890
huh??? what kind of schizoshit question is this lmfao

>>33384875
I hung out with my lifelong friend online even though he's married and lives two states over and my dog is her happiest when she can sleep at my feet right in this spot and I'm feeling good on drinking a 2 liter of coke so I might as well stir a mess on atoga

>>33384882
Should make her sing that Nirvana to affirm consent. Lul.

>>33384889
(shhhhh im undercover now)

lmao why virginia?

>>33384889
>who i think might live in virginia
Explain yourself

>Woman calls her bf "partner"
>BF is a high body fat, low test, high pitched voice beta male
every...single...time
Why do women choose men like this and why call them partner? Why?

>>33384885
Look I'm not going to confirm or deny anything of that nature, but I'll say that the fun for her is imagining all the shit she thinks I did, and the fun for me is getting Little Caesars and playing video games all night.

>>33384875
Winding my brain down as I end the day.

Unfortunately I am exhausted and actually think there's potential for an interesting discussion here.

I'll probably have to fap and pass out soon. I'm exhausted and incredibly horny.

>>33384902
are there different levels of respect a gf gives her bf based off title?

>>33384898
gaaaaasp favorite song ?

>>33384881
>Wasn't that his schtick that he wanted only 2d?
Nope, I want a wife to choke and bite me and then we wake up in the morning to make our kids breakfast.

>>33384891
pads smear your thick period blood all over your crotch and asscrack for hours at a time and you can smell them if you're wearing a skirt or thin pants

>>33384900
lets just say we....
....were friends, in a past life

>>33384893
>Women, did you have a crush on Gaston when you were a kid?
Yes, and I didn't think he was a bad guy until he threatened Belle's dad. There's a reason everyone in town besides Belle loved him.

>>33384906
partner is what gays call each other so I guess when a woman calls her bf partner it means she thinks he's a fag?

This has to be a larp. It's always a larp.

>>33384902
holy fucking jumpscare

>>33384903
living the dream

Best dispose of those Little Caesars boxes

>>33384901
don't tell me what to do

>>33384911
mmm hahaha yeah totes!

(please why did you say virginia you're scaring me that was an oddly close guess)

>>33384917
Don't explain yourself.

>>33384909
Just don't wear a skirt on your period? I mean I only had to deal with ass blood for a couple weeks but I didn't decide that was the time to wear my short shorts. Really post ass cancer surgery killed all of my sympathy for women having periods it wasn't that bad.

>>33384896
I know who you are. Your first name star with a K

>>33384918
i just, ahhhhhhhhhhhh i can SMELL the korean on you. i can SMELL it on you. yes. you did a month long travel to seoul, didn't you!

>>33384923
Do me next

>>33384923
prove it, right now. give me anything.

>>33384924
hey so is this called getting doxxed

no it was FOUR weeks haha i win

>>33384921
bleeding out of your ass isn't the same as a uterus bleeding from tearing its inner lining out are you retarded

>>33384907
Just the top ones. Teen and Come. Wasn't my era.
You?
>>33384908
That sounds fun.

>>33384875
M

This is my second monitor entertainment while I level on hardcore wow. I'm doing some pondering on the future of my dating life as well.

>>33384929
Give you anything of what? Your first name starts with a K does it not? State the second letter. We'll play a game of telephone where we each put the next character in your first name

>>33384930
no. we just had a back and forth in a thread like, hmm. idk a few days ago maybe. i just connected all the dots cuz my brain is fat and jiggly because of all of the IQ that it has to contain

>>33384933
I took a really big poopie so I know how hard it is being a woman

I hate wireless earbuds so much

>>33384937
fine. y.

>>33384934
drain you n lithium!!

How do I stop intimidating people, specifically men? I'm not the most approachable person but I think I'm friendly enough if someone does approach

>>33384940
me too
atoga moids what iems do you use outside

>>33384940
Don't say that. I was about to buy some for the first time in my life.
Which ones do you have?

>>33384938
oh thank the fucking lord u were scaring me lols

>>33384942
Sigh, never mind. I'm sorry for wasting your time

>>33384940
omfg im wearing one right now though!
why do you hate them?

>>33384944
Depends on several factors. Why do men think you're intimidating and back away from you?

>>33384948
good >:] putting on a show and getting attention is just about all i'm good for

>>33384942
f or m? i wanna guess!!!
kyris?

>>33384880
>If they had better fleshed out personalities.
You actually helped me notice something. I'm too tired to compare my impression to actual examples.
But my impression is that female love interests have depth and counterpoints to their romance development. Like cold, then revealed insecurity, etc. whereas the males might have depth but it's not reflected in the romance.
Like their story arc isn't reflected in the development or challenges of their romance.
It's like the writers understand that the female characters will have to overcome a challenge of some sort in order to develop feelings. But males? They'll obviously want to fuck the mc immediately, no hesitation. So they manufacture a challenge by saddling him with flaws the mc must navigate or endure.
You know, instead of understanding that males have nuance too.

Makes me think that sexing some males should be easy but romancing them much harder. Same for some women too, actually. Tiger springs to mind but that's esoteric and not a game.

>>33384949
whatever you say, C

>>33384953
meanie

realsies but u have a bunch of other talents too???

>>33384954
kyrax

>>33384947
>>33384950
I use some cheap ones from my local store, I don't even know the brand offhand. I can't afford any nice ones atm.
But they never charge evenly, and the charging cases never charge properly either. Regardless of quality, even cheap wired earbuds worked when you plugged them in. Just charging them is a pain in the ass.

>>33384958
ooh i'm tryin. i wish there was more time in the day for things, i'm already sleepin 5 hours a night D: and i'm not a very patient boy at all

>>33384959
hyrax

>>33384952
I've been told that I have a flat expression and I'm hard to read. Other than that I don't really know

>>33384962
And another thing to add, there's always a delay between the audio and video between it and the phone. It can be very jarring.

Okay. I gotta pop once or twice.
I'm enjoying this but I'll have to pick up later.

>>33384963
hey that's unhealthy!!!

sleep more, you'll get sicker and tireder n a bad health condition :c

>>33384969
oh there it is, i'm nta but that's probably why you're hard to approach, because you don't actually signal to people you want to be approached. you gotta practice your subtle game!!

>>33384957
guess me ?

Do you guys use light mode or dark mode?

>>33384972
no, sorry, i'm a bad boy. i play by my own rules. the scientists say bed time 8 hours sleep sometimes but i say 5 hours sleep ALLtimes. i'm just built different, like an animal that's built different

>>33384975
dark it's 1:30 am rn

>>33384977
now everyone observe how he dies 30 years early

>organizing a trip to a play with friends. It's gonna be a evening trip with dinner + a semi-long car drive
>one friend dropped out but I still have his ticket
>tomorrow, I was planning to invite a girl I'd like to get to know better to see if I wanna ask her out
>other close friend says she's now able to go, but I told her the situation.

I feel a little weird inviting the other girl over my friend, but I am interested in her... Thoughts?

>>33384981
the scientists say 80 years lifetime, i say 50 years lifetime.
you CANNOT cage me. i WILL NOT be caged.

>>33384880
98% gay then?
Idk whynyou hang on to the bi label
It's functionally pointless for you

>>33384986
it's ok I'll slip crushed up sleepy pills into your food n drinks every single day so you sleep more!

having a pussy is really lucrative

>>33384985
Take your friend, it’s a friend hangout don’t bring a girl you like

>>33384384
>>33384391
We saw the attention other namefags got, so we decided to combat them. MGK and fatty rulebreaker don't own shit.

>>33384969
>>33384973
Ohhh. Yeah, having facial emoting blindness can be off putting to other people because it's harshing communication with them. Using facial emotes is communication btw, so it does need practicing to convey your inflection while you are talking as well. Otherwise it's like listening to a movie with all the varying pitched sounds overlapping the dialogue and there are no subtitles.

>>33384832
Women are just more drawn to queer romance to escape their heteropessimism and disappointment in men

>>33384996
ning

>>33384991
hah, food n drinks? that stuff is for sleepers. i only eat stimulants instead of food, and drink only enough water to stop the palpitations. sorry honeysuckle; you simply aint ready for a nigga like me

>>33384999
Who do you work for

>>33385000
ill slip the sleepy pills into your mouth when we kiss

>>33384996
I never said I owned anything. I'm just here, brah. Wild.

>>33385001
guess !

>>33385003
oooooooo naughty!! and a little too confident you'll slip things past MY tongue

@m

How would you feel if your gf/wife started to use ozempic?

>>33385007
Do they glow in the dark?

>>33384893
No, beast forever. It sucks when he turns into a human again

I'm too self conscious about my desires to put myself out there, so I burden you idiots with them instead of meeting people who might share them.

>>33385010
I would help and encourage her to diet if she was so concerned

>>33385010
Be supportive

>>33385009
my tongue is five inches i think i could

>>33385018
share them right now. it's all a larp anyway

>>33384893
Neither.
Both gaston and beast are furry characters. (Gaston is a bear)

>>33385010
have a freak out so disastrous, that i become excommunicated from both my family and my step family

why do men get hard when a woman beats them up

>>33385027
mommy issues

>>33385012
do YOU glow in the dark ?

>>33385027
I'd like to find out.

>>33385023
GULP my last mouth and throat measure was a 4.7

>>33385030
I'm the one asking questions here.

>>33385006
You lost.

>>33385034
ya try avoiding your sleepy pills now !

ez win

>>33384997
>>33384973
Ok, so if say there's a guy who's frequently around but doesn't really approach, could I make brief eye contact and smile or wave at him? I've caught him staring so I think he might be interested

>>33385037
areeeee you?

>>33385027
Pain is exhilarating.

>>33385043
Do they? Glow in the dark. The people you work for, I mean. Do they glow? In the dark? I would like to know.

>>33384832
There has never been a game where a romance isn't just a hookup and women are just sexier

>>33385047
umm no sorry they dark in the glow

man you suck at guessing ㅠㅠ

if I had a daughter, I would name her Pimplepatch

>>33385024
I want to have a family and continue having sex with different women. Monogamy is not for me.

>>33385032
me too

>>33385044
Monsieur L'Oeuf have you ever tried rugby?

How do i cure myself from the severe 'i can fix him' syndrome?

>>33385027
Years of media designed to nurture a thought process in men with a specific type of trauma. Their goal? To dismantle their general sense of discipline and behavior.

>>33385059
stop being so arrogant

>>33385059
By fixing him. The dragon runs freely.

>>33385058
Nope.
I have small hands, never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

what do men with big dicks do throughout their day

goodnight everyone

>>33385069
goon

>>33385069
Lately I play a lot of Mario Kart.

>>33384989
>Idk whynyou hang on to the bi label
>It's functionally pointless for you
It's only functionally pointless because I'm going to be a marrying a woman soon. But I still do have a strong attraction to men.

>>33385010
>How would you feel if your gf/wife started to use ozempic?
NAM, but I would be supportive. Semaglutide can be incredibly beneficial for controlling hunger, but it can be harmful to muscle mass, so I would try to help minimize that loss and help fix their diet to keep them from being reliant on GLP-1 agonists indefinitely.

>>33385070
good night. you really know how to make a bad guy good again, thanks anon

>>33385070
Goodnight.
Ohhhh myao, you came and you gave without taking.. and I need you today! ohhh myao, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking.

>>33385076
My grandfather looks like the guys on the right. Guess it makes sense why he had a bunch of kids with married women.

>>33385077

>>33385073
which one

>>33385070
Goodnight Chernobyl moon.

Goodnight radiation house.

Goodnight melted phone.

Goodnight glowing milk.

Goodnight bleeding grandpa's eyes.

Goodnight two-headed cat.

Goodnight nobody.

Goodnight blocks and blocks and blocks of nobody.

>>33385083
The new one.

>>33385068
But can you kick?

>>33385079
..?

<3

>>33385085
what do you think of the baby park remix

>>33385088
It gives me PTSD flashbacks.

>>33385076
All your posts have been about women, loving women, crushing on women, fucking women
And you're marrying a woman not a man
Idk how strong it could be

>>33385070
goodnight, you were cool. thanks for the kdrama rec

>>33385070
I love you

>>33385086
I haven't kicked a ball in years, but I use to have strong kicks when I did.

>>33385069
Work and write

>>33385069
Lately I’ve built a customized bed, with mattress

>>33385069
Contemplate

Ladies, how am I supposed to respond if you reject me? If it's in person, I'll probably just say, "Welp, can't blame me for trying!" and walk off. If it's over text, I usually send a quick "Totally understand. Thank you for letting me know. <peace sign emoji>" and then block your number. Is these the correct things to do?

Where’s the line between big and huge dicks

>>33385112
I think these are fine. Hope you eventually find your person

>>33385112
>someone tells you she hopes you die alone and never date a woman
>Thank you for letting me know.
KEK

>>33385113
Up to interpretation.

>>33385112
"okay"
then move on

>>33385120
yeah anon hit them with the "okay, and?" and keep scrolling. never stop scrolling btw

>>33385100
Then don't give up! There's still fun to be had getting the crap beaten out of you yet!

>>33385117
>Hope you eventually find your person
thank you.
>>33385118
i only do this if they reject me politely.

>>33385123
I like when women cause me pain, not men.

any anons have any other "2nd chance" tips?

usually when a girl rejects me on a app, i tell them about how i was just wanting to tryna give tans people a chance but w/e, and this usually sets them off and then maybe 40% of the time, they'll contact me like a week later suddenly interested now

>>33385129
That didn’t happen

Good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHlfZXLqCnQ
Is this channel's voiceover AI generated? The intonation doesn't sound natural and he can't pronounce units of measurement correctly. It's weird because the description also includes an affiliate link to the microphone he uses

>>33385129
Are you over 18?

Old anons I have a silly mundane question

Was Couscous popular in the early 2000s?

I’m watching how it’s made and they’re saying that couscous is becoming an increasingly more popular alternative to rice and pasta and that you can buy packages of couscous that come with cans of vegetables and sauce

As a sooner this seems pretty weird. At all the grocery stores I’ve gone to all the couscous was pearl/israeli variety and hidden from view at the top of the shelf

Was couscous more popular in the 2000s?

>>33385128
Most clubs have a women's side. Irish and Scottish people are overrepresented amongst rugby players.

>>33385112
Yeah, good enough. Most people say “okay, sorry” and then walk away

>>33385138
cute

>>33385138
No it wasn’t. It gains a little hype every few years, but then people realize it taste like shit

>>33385142
What's the point of saying anything?

>>33385102
>>33385106
>>33385110
there aren't this many anons with big dicks here

>>33385138
I always liked it but idk about popular.

>>33385145
I like couscous but it literally just tastes like pasta so I mean it’s nothing special

>>33385112
>blocks number
lol, what passive aggressive shit is this?

>>33385146
They are not socially stunted

>>33385146
men really are like this and then have the audacity to wonder why they are single

what does it mean if the entire toilet suddenly jerks slightly

>>33385146
Sometimes I think I'm dumb and stupid and then I see anons ask questions like this unironically and I get to remind myself that I'm not as dumb and stupid as I think.

>>33385171
fat

>>33385174
no it can't flush and it keeps moving every several seconds i'm scared it's about to explode and it's the middle of the night please help me

>>33384773
>just like fucking around and finding out?
Ugh this one, I might do more shrooms tomorrow at a concert though, but I'll have to drive home so probably not.

>>33385177
Get ready to call your landlord just incase

Femanons, trucker hat or dad hat on a guy?
For more context I look like John Oates from Hall and Oates.

>>33385165
>>33385168
>>33385172
There's no point in being cordial after she already rejected you. She can get in a car crash and die after that for all I care.

>>33385180
how is that even a question?

>>33385179
they're not gonna pick up at this hour

>>33385182
nta but which one is preffered

>>33385181
lmfao please let this be genuine

>>33385187
Explain it then. She's not going to want to date you if you accepted her rejection like a good little bitch. In fact, she will respect you less than if you just insulted her or didn't say anything.
>her: hey i think you're too ugly for me to date
>you: oh okay it's all good miss i love being rejected
Lmao.

please help me im gonna die

>>33385187
Why waste time on her? If a girl rejects me in person, I just say "Well, you have a good night now," and walk away. If it's over text, I just don't respond.

>>33385182
Did you forget what questions were?
Not every post in here has to be part of the chatroom.

>>33385181
You don’t approach anyone so don’t worry about it

Women,
Please face the wall.

How the fuck am I just supposed to get another relationship when my ex and I lost our virginities together? This is so fucked

>>33385190
>>33385193
keep going rofl

>>33385207
ah to struggle now in the human charade of having to pretend like relationships have meaning while at the same time reveling in people's replaceability, isn't life grand

>>33385208
You have a good night now.

>>33385208
>still no argument
Dumbass.
>>33385193
Exactly. I know that girls get off on attention from men and love to reject them. I'm not giving her any more power by being a little bitch that accepts her rejection.

toilet's making louder weirder noises someone kill me

>>33385212
hey, you too incel. sorry we can't all make it, i'll enjoy pussy extra for ya

>>33385209
Well it was great until one day she just decided to leave me

>>33385206
*puts bag over your head*

it's shaking the entire walls now

>>33385216
great for you, not great for her it seems. happens to the best of us try not to dwell on it, plenty of fish in the sea and all that

>>33385214
>>33385218
pics or its just an elaborate larp

>>33385218
could be us shaking your entire walls now but nooooooooooo "ew i'm not gonna gonna pretend youre a loud noisy toilet you fucking sicko. get away from me, i'm going to my mom's & i'm taking the kids" :/

>>33385220
a picture wouldn't show anything because the toilet looks normal, it just jerks every couple of seconds

>come back from vacation
>immediately revert back to spending all of my free time in front of the computer
i must escape my digital prison, yet i do not know how
why is life so bland and boring at home?

>>33385213
It's not even that. The most pragmatic thing is to just take it in stride and move on.

>>33385223
You're supposed to be having sex and raising your children in your free time

>>33385205
>being offended that some men have self-respect
Only on /atoga/ kek

>>33385222
larp

>>33385223
>Oh no I'm enjoying myself aaaaa
Shuttup

>>33385223
Go hiking, it's what I do.
Make short trips to random places.
Go on day long biking tours.

>>33385225
>raising your children
Yikes.

>>33385228
kys faggot

>>33385227
Also, having rejected women, they don't do anything much besides clam up and leave in a huff.

>>33385219
We said we'd move in soon and get married not long after, we went to so many places together, so many concerts, played games together, sang together, I'd play guitar for her, we watched obscure horror movies together, and we shared every intimate moment that we've ever had together. This cannot be replaced

>>33385181
Are you always this fucking melodramatic? kek

>>33385231
i used to do that a lot but in the 2 years i've been in this place, i've explored practically everything that's reachable within a couple of hours, so it's just revisiting old places now.

>>33385238
yeah, it's not meant to be replaced. you're finding a new partner that you connect to it new ways, not a replacement for your ex (who you connected to uniquely).

>>33385235
go tell your toilet to kill me nerd

>>33385241
Well then it might be time to find new hobbies.

>>33385224
That too. I really don't understand why /atoga/ thinks you should always respond to a rejection? The conversation is already over and there's nothing to do but move on.

>>33385190
>>33385213
Based truthnvkes
Write these down

>>33385242
But how do I move on if she will always be someone who I uniquely connected with and desire

>>33385243
NTA but last night my toilet was clogged for around 5 hours.
Coincidence? I think not, Big Toilet definitely up to something...

>>33385238
NTA but what was her problem anyway then?

>>33385250
Did it just unclog itself?...

>>33385249
she will slowly unstick herself from your life, and you'll think about it less, and it'll slowly feel less bad until it's only an uncomfortable mood.

>>33385252
Pretty sure she's going through something rn because the more I think about it, she was distancing herself from her friends, sleeping at like 9pm when I'd be over instead of staying up late like usual and then a week or 2 later, she hits me with the break up. Her reasons were the vague, good ole
>it's not you, it's me
and here we are

Pray for me

>>33385266
o k :D

>>33385269
Thank you ;_;

>>33385278
i already did it but why am i prayin for ya, anon?

has anyone never been rejected?

>>33385290
At work on 2 hours of sleep
Dying

>>33385299
hey silly! consider sleep more than two hours next time!

>>33385301
Silly decisions lead to silly consequences…

>>33385307
ah they do very true! what kinda job you workin?

>my dish washer is having some issues
I want JUST ONE FUCKING WEEK where nothing shitty happens.
It's like every week something is either with my health or my things...

>>33385325
What's wrong with it?

>>33385316
Supervising a liquor store
Lots of grumpy drunks tonight, which is not normal. Usually they’re happy. Dying

>>33385207
Try to win her back.
Idk how to do it, but lots of people have on again off again relationships.

>>33385327
It's just not doing what it is supposed to.
The water is draining if I reset it, so that can't be an issue.
I checked the drainage filter, but that was mostly fine.
It's starting up, but after the draining any excess water at the start it just... slightly hums and isn't spraying any water anywhere. It's not making those "whooshing" noises it usually makes when running and cleaning.

>>33385331
huh, seems grim.. hope activity can quiet down there.

>>33385325
sometimes when something is really stressing me out, i like to imagine whether it's the sort of thing that i'll be stressed about a year from now. will it even be a consideration? is it even that memorable?

>>33385340
So water is entering the DW and leaving the DW, but the DW isn't doing the actual cleaning?
Sounds like the wash motor is clogged.
Depending on your model you can just open the bottom and get a screw driver and just move the motor around until it freely moves, or you gotta pull the DW out and pull the motor out of the DW and spin it with a screwdriver.

Women, what dresses do you like to wear?

>>33384364 (OP)
I'm 33 and love didn't work out for me.
My new plan is to get as much money as possible and the marry the most beautiful 20 year old gold digger that I can find.

I don't care if she doesn't love me.
I don't care if she will leave me after a while.
All I care is that she gives me 3 to 4 beautiful children. Then she can fuck off.

What's wrong with my plan?

>>33385358
I guess not wrong, but it’s difficult to get a lot of money, and enough for a gold digger. And a gold digger that wants 3-4 children.

>>33385298
So far so good.

>>33385236
>>33385227
Now kiss

>>33385347
I think it might be the pump/motor, I just looked at the manual and watched a YT video about how to open it and will give it a try.

>>33385358
>What's wrong with my plan?
It's a delusional plan made up by a delusional person.

>>33385192
why what happened???

>>33385356
All sorts, i don’t think any of us want to get into it here

>>33385356
closest thing i've worn to a dress is a shirt and a long skirt

>>33385390
Kittenposter does.

>>33385356
Her boobs are too big for that dress. She should be topless or at least consider a different shaped boob holder

>>33384375
>Autist is angry about people posting images on an image board.

>>33384387
M. Probably after my initials.

Gender
Do you know how to knit? Would you like to learn?

>>33384472
M. I don't see any difference between that and shoplifting.

>>33384519
Reminds you why left, dunnit?

>>33384643
>guy literally chocked drunk chick to death with his d in the local news the other day
drugs, or cock - only choke on one at a time, ladies

I survived

>>33385336
Or don't. Had one for half a decade because I was that much of a loser, it still didn't work out. Would have been better to start 3 years earlier

>>33384600
M. If reincarnation is real then I think it would be like The Egg and I would keep reincarnating until I've been and lived the life of exactly every being throughout all of time and universe and then I will reincarnate as god. If I'm going to live every life ever anyway I don't think order much matters.
Also, hello future or past me. I am you.

>>33384620
I hope you went to bed and had a good sleep.

>>33384679
>Don't do it. I tried that once and almost fucking died.
lol

>>33384721
>Like all we want is food sex and babies?
Speak for yourself.

>>33384790
Found out? That's how I found her.

>>33384875
Doing my beforenoon round of answering questions.

>>33385356
Mid face.

>>33385406
f
i don't know how to but i guess it'd be kinda cool to learn it

>>33385027
Probably same reason men get hard in firefights, but it's even sexier.

>>33384875
>that webm
What am I supposed to do? Go outside and approach strangers? That's not acceptable in 2025. The club and bar scene is pretty much dead too the last month I went there. Girls already have the guys they want to fuck on their phones and that webm girl would reject any guy with less than 1 mil IG followers.

>>33385192
We all are.

>>33385406
F, technically yeah, my sister taught me when we were both children and I have done it long enough then that I'm sure it would click if I just watched a video on it or something. But I'm not sure if I would get it right the first try if I was only handed some knitting and asked to continue it, it's been a long time.

From what I remember the struggle was mostly being very even and patient with doing the movements. The technical movement isn't difficult at all. And of course patterns take more skill but you can start with scarfs.

>>33385406
f, yeah
we got taught in school
isn‘t that an universal thing?

>>33385398
Her boobs are a fantastic size for that dress.

I hate women.

why the fuck is it easy for me to talk to her when she's bartending but every time i see her out i'm too much of a pussy to go up and talk to her

>>33385356
I like lots of dresses but t-shirt dresses and long sleeveless dresses are definitely up there. They can be nipped in or have a belt around the waist, but overall they need to be flowy or at least not tight. When I was younger I preferred short dresses for showing off my legs, now I prefer longer length simply because it is more practical, notable exceptions will always be there. Pic related is the dress that was my favorite for years until I'd utterly worn it out. There was a tiny sparkle in the wool too and a lovely pine green.

>>33385488
Not that surprising, as a bartender there's distraction, she is literally paid to be friendly/polite to you, and she's in full social mode.

>>33385479
M. I had sewing classes in school but I have no memory getting taught knitting. I'm currently trying to learn. But then I don't remember hardly anything about sewing from school either and I've been trying to learn that too.

>>33385298
Yeah I know people who never got rejected, but it's because they use the "can't lose if you don't play" strategy and never get to the phase where you can be rejected.

>>33385485
Go away.

>>33385498

>>33385406
F
Yes, learned from grandma when I was young and later in school

>>33385493
yeah but she'll do shit like grab my biceps (they're not even that impressive) or drag her hand along my back as she's leaving

>>33385138
This always happens anon. I don't know if you remember the coconut fat/oil craze? Suddenly it was like the whole western world had discovered you can use it for lube, for hair masks, as a base for beauty products, you name it.

But coconut fat has always been a staple to cook with that you could buy in any Asian supermarket. So for a while there was this weird situation where you could buy a big ass container of it very cheaply in any Asian/Oriental store, but if you went to a "regular" supermarket you would pay good money for a tiny package because it was all the rage and most people newly interested in it did not realize how easy it was to find.

Basically couscous has always been a thing and always will be a thing, but every now and then some dietician or chef recommends something and it's all the rage for a while. I am not technically old enough to remember early 2000s as more than a tween, in terms of dining experiences, but I do vaguely recall that salads based on couscous were THE thing for a few years and then everyone moved on again.

>>33385504
I wasn't saying she's not nicer to you than to other customers, I wouldn't know about that, just that it makes total sense for you not to be intimidated by her when she's in bartender mode compared to other situations.

>>33385513
so what are you saying

is there an actual way to get back at an ex besides the typical bullshit self improvement they wont see?

>>33385112
I think the blocking is very odd (doesn't that imply you want to make sure you get the last word at best, and that you think they might be unhinged at worst?) then again my social media etiquette awareness is non-existent so I could just be off there.

Yeah face to face, they're probably either going to say they are in a relationship or that they are too busy in life to consider it, and then you can just go "cool that makes sense, good luck!" or something.
If it's (only) a no then yeah I feel going "well I tried/had to try" in a light-hearted way is good. "Lucky guy" is a common response to being told by a woman she has a partner, I know some don't love it but that's fine with me too.

Over text I would just go with "thanks for letting me know!" or something. I feel saying you understand them only applies if they actually had a reason for cooling on you that you agree with (e.g. you cancelled last minute too often and now they no longer want to meet up). If they just reject you, why say you understand? Just thank them for telling you and being honest.

>>33385520
the kind of self improvement they will see? hiring a hit man? blackmailing them? sabotaging them? depends on how retarded you are really

>>33385519
Your question was why you find it easier to talk to her on the job, I said it's only natural because her job in this case literally means she makes herself available, acts friendly and flirty, has time and attention for everyone. So of course that's easymode.

>>33385523
well I thought about slashing tires but has cameras but these are good ideas

>>33385531
ok, good luck acting like a toddler that did not get their way as an adult with real life consequences

>>33385520
No. I mean I guess it depends on what you want. You say slashing tires, if your end goal is to inconvenience them and cause them money, that could be good.

But most people want their ex to feel bad about themselves and that's not something you can easily accomplish. Targeting them or their stuff will only make them feel more right about dumping you. Scorned lovers think if they light the place on fire the person will go "wow, NOW I understand how much I hurt them!" but they'll just go "wow so much more psycho than I even realized at the time, bullet dodged".

>>33385520
The only real way is to make sure you get a better life than them, so when you run into them later they regret letting you go.

>>33385532
this is why you're on 4chan with your dick in your hand?

>>33385520
hire someone to pretend they are everything they ever wanted, seduce them, make them think they are soulmates and that they really love them, then dump them in the most toxic way possible

>>33385538
yes, you can come help me with that if you want

>>33385534
this makes me feel bad Abt myself cuz I was a really good girl... but now I feel so insane and fucked in the head

>>33385526
yeah except her and i didn't really start interacting until one of her friends always started saying hi to me whenever i was out

>>33385542
Girl don't worry, emotions can run fucking wild. You don't even want to know some of the things I have thought about doing. I just don't did 'em. That's the only thing that matters.

>>33385545
>don't did 'em
Oh wow losing my English. Didn't do anything batshit, of course.

Also just in case you don't realize yet... a lot of the vengeful ideas tend to come from thoughts, like "they need to know how badly they hurt me" or "they can't get away with forgetting me" and all that.

It is when you start healing a bit more that you realize the heartbreak itself was what made you want to do those things and that once the broken heart gets a little better, suddenly you no longer care that his mom doesn't know the worst he did (or anything else).

>>33385534
Very well put.
A stab (not literally, but with words or statements) here and there should be enough to satisfy whatever anger you have.
Anything else will just make them feel justified in their avoidance of you, while also not really giving you anything.

>>33385539
Wow, that's a lot of monetary damage!

>>33385542
What did you do?

>teeheee when i get rich i'm going to exclusively fuck 16yo drop dead georgous teenagers~
>billionaire CEO gets busted at a coldplay concert having an affair with a woman his age who even let her grey hair grow out

moids, explain yourselves.

>>33385543
I don't see how any of that changes your original question and the answer to it. It'll always be harder to speak to her when she's not on the job. Especially if only you spot her and you want to go up to her. That's not on you either it's just a natural result from her working a service job where she's professionally easy to talk to and approach, AND you are there as a customer and not for her. There's less pressure and a social excuse.

Try saying hi to your preferred one.

>>33385554
Why are you so obsessed with those two?

>>33385545
yeah since my break up I have been grasping at anyone to give me attention went on dates and literally ditched a dude in the middle of a date yesterday bc I was so overwhelmed I'm so upset. I feel like I had the best thing ever cant wrap my head around it I feel like I'll be forever alone I can get dates I am interesting and attractive but my problem is I don't relate to a lot of people so I have a hard time to connection and having feelings for people so I just cant do it it and its not something I can force and I pretty much lost all my friends cuz the were mutuals y

>>33385557
First of all, use punctuation.

>>33385554
the trick is to not get married or do that shit in public because then you aren‘t cheating and you can‘t get caught
dumbass

>>33385556
i'm not, but i'm using the needless spam on my social media feeds about them to make a point in the one place left on the internet that's somewhat genuine thanks to the anonymity of its users.

answer the question. why do men who have the means (aka $$$$$) still go for women whose forehead wrinkles run deeper than the grand canyon?

>>33384998
>Women are just more drawn to queer romance to escape their heteropessimism and disappointment in men
Possible, but doubtful because of the framing focusing on characterization.

>>33385558
typing on a computer Is hard I never learned how to type properly.

>>33385557
Give yourself time to mourn first. The heartbreak is still fresh. Dating won't be a success that way and will hurt you more (and others you are on dates with too, potentially).

The thing is that everyone who really misses their loved one feels like this was the best and that was it for them, their shot at happiness. By far most of those people are wrong and when they're right it's usually more of a "I'm already seventy and will never get to spend four decades with anyone by my side anymore" type of deal.

Those emotions are not wise. They are just emotions. Take care of them and they will go away. You will remember what was not so great about your ex but you couldn't see at the time. Your curiosity for men will return.

You just can't skip to the end, you have to feel the sadness first.

>>33385561
That's incredibly sad of you.
But also, who cares.

>>33385027
Me personally? I like the attention.
I'm not a fan of pain but physically engaging is exhilarating but danger is a turn off.
But if she beating me up, she focused on me, caring about me. Heh. Noticing me.
My sense of arousal can be a little Eeyore.

>>33384832
If it's romance written for women (granted I never read a bunch but I did some) the guy's usually so perfect that there is nothing believable about him, he doesn't feel like a person/character. Like he always says the smoothest, most shockingly understanding, wisest things. Everything difficult about the protagonist he loooves and only highlights her specialness. He has a thousand talents but is somehow humbled by female love interest's ability to do something objectively less impressive. He has a bunch of great male friends and is incredibly close with this family but he never has to tell love interest no because he promised to be with them instead...

To be fair, it is a lot harder to portray a character both very much imperfect and still convey how irresistable they are to someone else.

>>33385567
it was a man who wore dresses

>>33385572
While that is very special and I would not blame you for finding it very hot either, I don't think the dresses themselves matter much for having a good relationship either. There are a lot more men with flexible/open ideas about masculinity and gender norms than wear dresses, that is also about how comfortable you are standing out in public.

How are single women real when you just have to smile at a guy to get asked out, that's what /v/ told me so it must be true

>>33385059
>How do i cure myself from the severe 'i can fix him' syndrome?
People who can actually fix things develop the skill of determining if a fixit project is worth starting in the first place.
If you haven't developed that skill yet, remind yourself not to start until you have.

>>33385069
I ran around and worked for fourteen hours.

>>33385113
Reportedly, anything over 7 inches in length risks hitting the cervix, which is not fun. And anything over 5 and a half inches in girth stretches the opening and can risk tears without proper lubrication.
YMMV wildly.

>>33385554
Was probably a power play thing for him cause she was his HR underling or something
Nothing wrong with gray hair though

>>33385138
it was def a bit trendy at events and stuff when I was growing up but idk about "popular"

when did you realize there was a psyop to make men like goth girls and think they're not absolute wholesome irl?

Fuck it. Imma do some stupid shit like take up boxing and leave my research group for one that cultivates skills that pay better cuz yeehaw.

>>33385069
I also play Mario Kart but the original SNES version
>>33385010
I would ask why
>>33385042
why not just approach him?

>>33384940
same, I hate wireless anything desu (don't have a choice atm with internet though), too easy to intercept and override the signals
>>33384875
11pm on Friday I was having a party with some gals actually
just ate some cereal and procrastinating doing some grouting

>>33385594
>Reportedly, anything over 7 inches in length risks hitting the cervix
My bf is like 5" and he hits my cervix in some positions. Different women have different vaginal lengths. Hell the exact position and angle of the cervix (= how easily it's hit) depends even on where she is in her cycle.

But you definitely don't need 7" for it.

>>33384858
sorry cookie and cream poster that sux ): great game though
>>33384790
idc
>>33384768
fuck I'm really sorry anon that's rough
just give it time man, 26 is yougn

>>33384721
>all we want is food sex and babies
I only want the first jk
>>33384721
>everything else is just us doing weird human things
us humans have made life much more complicated than it needs to be...

>>33385177
>no it can't flush and it keeps moving every several seconds i'm scared it's about to explode and it's the middle of the night please help me
>moving
It's bolted to the floor. What part is moving?
Water in the bowl? There's a blockage in the line and there's shifting and likely air pockets causing the sudden shifts. Non-zero chance of vermin being involved but I have no personal experience with that.
It shouldn't explode but it's not useful for solid waste until the blockage is clear. If plunging doesn't work, snaking is the next step. A professional snake can clear it if it's local. If it's in the ground or in an apartment complex, it's not your issue to fix.

The back of the toilet? It's likely draining into the toilet and has to refill every few seconds due to a poor seal on the flap. Check for blockage. Possibly replace it or drain it, clean it, and try a tiny bit of petroleum jelly on the edge. But replacing it is easy and cheap.

>>33384706
M, I didn't actually drink much last night, I had a couple of glasses of tropical fruit juice with this grapefruit vodka the gals brought, and like 3 beers

>>33385177
>>33385614
Oh, and if the kid is moving, that's a ghoulie

AND NO ONE HEARS THE WORD
THEY SAY

>>33384697
M, only date I have this weekend is with my laptop and 9anime
Ex is still blowing me off, feels like pulling teeth trying to talk to her so I'll just take a hint
Pouring with rain all afternoon so I have a good excuse to stay in

>>33384620
do you have any meds, are you able to rest?
>>33384561
based
my mate's dad was a physics programmer on this at TT Games

Goon morning

>>33385609
You have a short torso, don't you?
Anecdotally, women with shorter torso seem to have a shorter distance to the cervix.

>Hell the exact position and angle of the cervix (= how easily it's hit) depends even on where she is in her cycle.
I've never noticed that. Once I learned that slightly I can angle slightly so that I glance off to the side without issue, I just do that. It's very subtle.
But position definitely matters.

>>33384527
Most guys I've known who worked in factory didn't do it forever and are the kind of guys to move around various jobs and just make a living how they can without breaking their back too much
Unless they're super passionate about screwing caps on toothpaste or something I doubt they're still there

>>33385624
I didn't go to sleep last night :(

>>33384472
M, no I'm not Mr. Bean
>>33384447
How milk is made..
>>33384419
would you play The Adventures of Cookie & Cream with them?
>>33384399
M, need a gal to play Barbie Project Friendship local co-op with so I can get all achievements

>>33385624
good morning racist miku, how r u
>>33385620
Duran Duran?

>>33385601
I miss these goth/emo edits of anime girls kek

Good Caturday anons. I love men and kitties.

>>33385601
>when did you realize there was a psyop to make men like goth girls
Dude. I've liked goth girls since before the CIA invented crack to sell to the inner city black community.

>and think they're not absolute wholesome irl?
Individuals are wholesome.
The first girl I fell in love giggled as she told the stories about how her ex-boyfriend thought it'd be funny to wake her up by putting a cigarette out on her so she kicked him down a flight stairs and about how her dad covered every square inches of her home with hand carved wood like a dwarf from Dwarf Fortress. The shutters were badass.

I need a woman with long torso

What weird sorts of sex dreams do men have? I want to compare them to the one I had last night.

>>33385627
I went to sleep at midnight, slept for like an hour, woke up horny as shit, dmed with some chick and then finally went to sleep at 4am, woke up now 1pm

>>33385637
Good Caturday elder poster
I love foids and kots
>>33385641
>went to sleep at 4am, woke up now 1pm
impressive, jelly
I went to sleep at like 4am, woke at 9am

>>33385594
nta speak for yourself

>>33385640
Its always impregnation.

>>33385637
Why lie? Women hate men.

>>33385625
>You have a short torso, don't you?
No... I am tall and my torso is proportionate, not especially short or elongated.

I have acne scars on chest is that a dealbreaker

>>33385649
I can barely see them kek
either way, no

hello atoga what should i buy my boyfriend today

>>33385649
Wtf no. It's a non-issue. If you had not specified the acne scars I would've described your pic as a shaved guy's chest... had to look for what you meant.

>>33385645
Weird coincidence then.

>>33385113
between 7 and 8 inches, with girth being a major factor

>>33385649
Nice titties bro

>>33385651
cookie

>>33385649
nope, as the first reply said they're not very visible.
even then it's not really a big thing to fuss about so not really a dealbreaker to me at least

>>33384607
yes. lmao

>tfw when I was out the room last night at party, overheard one of the hot girls say "I love [anon] haha, he's cute"
well this'll boost my ego for a while hopefully
too bad I still miss my ex and want to die

>>33384600
M, I would reincarnate as god and do a bit of trolling
or like Zeus in clash of the titans moving pieces around a board

my mans asleep and i wanna fuck so bad what do i do

I've met this woman and she says she doesn't want me to have sex with anyone else even with a condom because she's worried about getting an STD. But I think that's BULLSHIT. I think she might just not want to feel cucked. She eventually admitted she would feel bad if I fucked someone else, she just doesn't want to ask me not to fuck around because "I know we're not dating".

But then again maybe I'm just being malebrained? Maybe women care more about STDs for some reason? She does come from a country with a shitload of AIDS

>>33385356
>Women, what dresses do you like to wear?
Sundresses and cocktail dresses. I also like gowns, but I seldom get the chance to wear them and usually rent them when I do.

>>33384574
that's terrible kek, but desu that's how all industry works really
even us minimum wagies in the west, are relying on tools and technology that make our jobs much easier, which were built/assembled by people in thirdie countries making pennies
then if you climb the ladder much more, you're basically paid much more to boss people around

>>33385665
Start blowing him undercover>>33385666

>>33385666
wear the condom freak

>>33385666
>admitted she would feel bad if I fucked someone else, she just doesn't want to ask me not to fuck around because "I know we're not dating".
sounds like she's asking in a roundabout way if you want to be exclusive with her
also this: >>33385670 respect her wishes

>>33385669
we are both weird about initiating sex stuff while the other is asleep. i just have to wait :| but im dying

>>33385520
>is there an actual way to get back at an ex besides the typical bullshit self improvement they wont see?
Legitimately, the best revenge is living well. But nobody ever wrote an opera about it.
The ideal is to stop caring about the person.

>>33385557
>I'm so upset. I feel like I had the best thing ever
That's common. You can have something as good and even better in the future. Life will always surprise you. You need to relax and let you fears set off alarm bells and just ignore them for a bit.
You're going to feel fear. Let yourself feel it. It's fine to feel it. Don't act on it. Don't obey it. Think.
Your emotions are upside down so don't trust them to be accurate.
So if you feel like things are bad but there's nothing immediately suggesting that, be calm and ignore the alarm.

(This goes without saying but I am NOT talking about concerns for personal safety with strangers. It's always best to be smart and calmly cautious with your personal safety)


>I feel like I'll be forever alone
Iktf
You won't be. Life *will* surprise you if you keep engaging and let it.

>I don't relate to a lot of people so I have a hard time to connection and having feelings for people so I just cant do it it and its not something I can force
Connection and feelings take a lot of time. You don't have to have them immediately like with young infatuations where everything feels perfect and magical until the honeymoon period ends. Usually connections build over time and getting to know one another.
You're likely still feeling too hurt to feel anything like infatuation and comparing mildly pleasant new interactions with your past feels jarringly disconnected and awkward.
You're not in a position to experience puppy love or hopeful optimism. It's going to take you a while to build up momentum. But you can get there.

>I pretty much lost all my friends
That's extremely unfortunate and not uncommon. Find rare treasures and put in the work to keep them.

>>33385665
schlick or whatever women do idk
or just wake him up, it's the weekend after all

>>33385675
yeah it's early morning to a point where it woods be kind of ridiculous to wake him up now

>>33385644
..."wildly"

>>33385676
fair enough, maybe get up and have a coffee and try distract yourself til he wakes, then pounce on him
>>33385638
>thought it'd be funny to wake her up by putting a cigarette out on her
wtf? I'd kick the daylights out of him kek

One might assume that if a girl has pierced nipples and wears tiny sports bras in bright colors, shes kind of a slut right

>>33385666
A lot of people don't realize this but women are by design more vulnerable for STDs too because during penetration there's so much more mucous membrane on our side and microtears happen more easily. Look up the odds of a man catching hiv from a woman vs the other way around if this is new for you.

There are also a few STDs - chlamydia from the top of my head - women are scared for a bit because they usually come without clear symptoms for women (and can also not have symptoms for men, so he could pass it to you without realizing he has it) while it does render you infertile if untreated for too long.

That said, if you are just sexual partners she simply does not have the right to make demands like this. If SHE is uncomfortable sharing her sexual partners it's on HER to get into an exclusive relationship only. Don't let her guilt trip you into anything.

>>33385679
he's very cutely sleeping half on top of me lmao i can't move. like when a cat lays on you

>>33385680
you never know for sure but yeah there is a correlation kek

>>33385676
Get up, refresh a bit, put on some hot pyjamas or night gown then tease him as he wakes up

I know i would like that

>>33385620
>AND NO ONE HEARS THE WORD
>THEY SAY

>>33385684
this is a good idea

>>33385682
ah yeah lol, been there
I assume you're phoneposting then
maybe you can eventually slink out and put some pillows in your place idk
>>33385684
based gymcoomer

>>33385640
I have literally never had an actual sex dream. My subconscious brain considers sex the prize and a dream is the story. So if I have the prize, there's no conflict to the story. Rather than have a dream without an interesting story, my brain always has conflict. When sex can be had, the story is over, the dream ends, and I wake up.
Even my one lucid dream was a God battle between me and my subconscious. Literally had ninjas dropping from the sky.

>>33385680
People do assume that but from my experience there's just no way of knowing. If they have pierced nipples they could like to look kinky, but they might also just really love piercings. Tiny sports bras in bright colors can mean she wants to show off or that she's normal/comfortable with little or no clothes (maybe her mom walked around in just a bra or topless all the time at home).

Even some of the women I've known who love to flirt - sometimes they love flirting more than action. If they love to joke about sex - it can be overcompensation because they're actually not that relaxed about it.

On the other side there are tons of "unassuming" women that are very promiscuous or open for everything. Some of those actively take effort not to look provocative because they like feeling incognito.

Basically I am sure if you take 1000 girls in sexy outfits and 1000 girls in nun outfits, the former group will have more "sluts". But if you are thinking of a single woman then no it is pointless to speculate.

>>33385647
Damn. Thwarting confirmation bias here.
Still anecdotal evidence for outweighs against. Hmm... Gotta lump it in with old wives takes.

>>33385680
Nah, there is no way to know. And it goes the other way too. Regular clothes mundane regular girl has insane kinks and fucked hundreds of people

>be straight male
>dreamed about fucking a twink
Am I the only one? It's bothering me

>>33385691
I think personally it's just like with the idea that tall men have big dicks. Of course if you look populationwise yeah the odds an overall big men has a "proportional" so bigger than average penis are higher. But walking up to a tall man expecting him to have a long dick is ridiculous, the correlation's much too weak for that.

>>33385680
>shes kind of a slut right
Slut suggests promiscuity. So no.
I knew a very loyal woman who didn't wear panties.

It suggests that she's sexual. Not necessarily that she's easy or promiscuous. She likely will be sexually adventurous with whom she chooses to have sex with.

>>33385695
Blackpill

>>33384399
M
Warthunder, but im afraid it wouldnt work because we cant both be the problem

>>33385693
Could be worse. My first ever sex dream was about my sister.

>>33385694
There's some internal configuration mystery at work too that makes it seem more believable as well.

>>33385693
Eh, again no sex, but kinda sorta. I think. It was a while back and there were pg13 elements.

>>33385696
Wut?

Reality isn't a black pill. It just means that she's not necessarily a sure thing.

>>33385625
I don't have a short torso, but I physically cannot take anything more than 7 inches, try as I might. 6 is already kind of pushing it and actually fucking a guy with over 6 inches would lowkey be painful.

>>33385692
the far more likely conclusion to draw here is not all slutty women dress sluttishly, not that women who dress sluttishly aren't slutty

Female creatures choose one and only one:

1)Has Money and a lot of it
2)Big dick and knows how to use it well
3)handsome face and dresses amazingly well

>>33385709
money

>>33385709
Good personality > all three of those.

>>33385707
Six and half inch dicklet bros we are so back

>>33385709
>handsome face and dresses amazingly well
This one. I have money and I don't like big dicks.

>>33385714
For the sake of the young lurkers I always feel the need to reply to these kind of posts that 5" to 5.5" is average. On internet everyone claims to be 7" or 8" but that's bullshit. Six and a half inches IS quite big.

>>33385718
F
You can look up the difference in sizes of guys who self-report vs guys who are professionally measured. Or just use this site: https://calcsd.info/

>>33385722
Thanks for chiming in and you remembered to include my best link for anyone with insecurities about their size: http://moderntantra.blogspot.nl/p/penis-size.html?zx=ccc44a1b2876942a

>>33384399
she gon slip on his banana peel later frfr

>ugly girl just texted me "heyy"
You have to do better than that. Come on now.

>>33385736
I know that feel, like I'll date an ugly chick but she's got to put the work in.

>someone msgs me on insta
>They have no pics but dont type like a bot
>Compliments me and say im handsome
>I ask where they are from
>"Im an indonesian bicurious boy"

You simply cant win

My hairline is so chopped and screwed

>>33385739
I'll just unmatch. Give her the man treatment.

>>33385736
at least she tryin bro
>>33385740
>Im an indonesian bicurious boy
at least bro was honest lool

>>33385743
>girl messages you first on dating app
>"I'll unmatch, not enough effort"
...
(tbf if you say she's uggers then prolly not worth)

>>33385709
2

>>33385710
why? it's not your money and it never will be. he likely won't spend it on you either

>>33385712
Because a "good personality" is someone who has figured out how to make money, have sex and dress well.

>>33385747
Writing "heyy" isn't effort. She can come up with a question. Yeah, she's uggers, looks like a younger version of rulebreaker.

>>33385750
sounds like a skill issue on your end

>>33385554

>>33385714
don't worry manons, for every woman who claims to love tiny dicklets, there's another size queen like me

>>33385754
sounds like you watch too much shera7. how's sugarbaby life working out for you? oops im sorry i mean "dating"

>>33385752
Not even close.

>>33385758
lol, you know nothing

>>33385646
Incorrect.
Anons do you have the same dream each night?

>>33385554
It's almost like men just want someone who's nice to them.

>>33385762
I doubt she's a very nice person though if she's an HR hag helping her boss cheat on his wife

>>33385760
yeah i don't know anything about sex work, oops i mean dating**, you're right. dating insufferable rich men in the pathetic hopes they might buy you a luxury handbag is totally not the same as prostitution

>>33385554
In his case she likely seduced him
He probably didn't want to get busted on tinder

>>33385601
I've been attracted to goth girl aesthetic since my early teens. Didn't take long hanging out with goth girls to figure out none of them are wholesome.

>>33385762
>>33385763
Not the one who asked but for an on-going affair people want someone "on their level", usually. The girl can be hot as anything with her whole life ahead of you, but if when you try to share worries about your company or your aging parents she goes "aww that sucks" and then is out of words, well, you won't feel any less alone let alone supported.

>>33385765
you have very narrow world view

>>33385768
or maybe the CEO is just a greedy cunt and cheating on his wife, why we tryna paint him like the victim here lol

>>33385406
Interesting that only Fs chose to answer this.

>>33385773
dangerously bad reading comprehension

>>33385773
He's no victim, just answering the original question why he didn't choose to cheat with some twenty year old.

>>33385769
no, you're just a pathetic loser with zero prospects or hope of improving your life without the fantasy of a rich man saving you from poverty. except he won't save you, he will use and abuse you lol, because good men look for an equal and bad men look for losers to take advantage of. just go be a stripper girl

>>33385773
Realistically we'll probably never know what his relationship with his wife is actually like, he's a scumbag in general for cheating but every guy who's ever worked in an office has seen a pattern like this play out with older coworkers, and usually the marriage is basically a zombie by the time the chubby lady from HR makes her move on Bob.

>>33385780
if you say so

She chose to marry a cheater. You reap what you sow.

>usually the marriage is basically a zombie by the time
Not trying to deny this scenario is incredibly commonplace, but "m-my marriage was loveless and dead for a long time anyway" is also the token excuse to look like less of a scumbag and it's not rare at all either for it to be a total lie to save face. Or they neglect to add the marriage died because they took their partner for granted.

>>33385756
You should fuck all the big dicks so they stop complaining about being too big.