>>49760983
>be me
>depressed all the time
>taking a night walk, hopefully I find a cool place to kill myself
>weird woman appears
>she smirks at me
>then, i find myself in a mountain
>where the fuck am i?
>i try to walk around a little
>not even a minute, and i'm surrounded all sides by bitches with wolf ears and tails
>they look angry, and have swords
>oh shit
>maybe i can wriggle myself out of here if i play into their interests
>i get ready to speak
>“you like jazz?”
>everything just turns black
>what the fuck
>a few seconds pass, and i can see again
>im in a weird ship, with a titty redhead with a big ass scythe leading it
>there are a few dudes
>one speaks to me
>“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the mountain, right? Walked right into that wolf tengu patrol, same as us... unlike that thief...”
>the thief in question is silently crying in pain
>all he says is "not my bunghole..."
>the dude tells me the kappa got him
>the fuck are kappa
>the fuck is wold tengu patrol
>where the fuck am i
>i wish i could kill myself right now

>>49533565
Talking about racism, Patchouli herself introduced the very same beans that are harmful to onis into Gensokyo.

And I personally see magicians and tengu not liking each other very much, for some reason. Maybe because tengu are seen as constantly breaching the privacy of others, and so far the magicians seem like a hermitic bunch with a lot of secrets under their hats. At the same time, the latter are obviously implied to be a very curious bunch, and many more than just one magician would try to sneak around into tengu territory to satisfy their curiosity, with the inhabitants not liking it one bit