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7/27/2025, 2:40:22 AM
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Elden Ring was a disappointment because it took the steps to become an open world game but it had none of the appeal of open world games and all of its weaknesses. All because they're too much of a limpdick coward to actually change the Souls formula and make something new with it.
It had no towns, no loot you could sell for any real price, like 3 quests that were all pretty awfully done. Never forget they had, what, five years of dev time for a game with 10 quest lines? And instead of making a journal system to provide a record for the player of what they've done, they had to PATCH, WAYMARKERS, INTO the game. What absolute fucking bitchmade cowards. If you wanted to make more Dark Souls, shut the fuck up and make Dark Souls, don't fuck with me and this new IP that's just the same shit with a different coat of paint. At least Bloodborne had a fucking spine to add guns and the rally system. ER has fucking nothing of value.
Oh, and fuck everyone who fawns over boss fights, like they spend more than 10% of their time ingame doing them. Pic related, you back in 2016 going goo goo gaa gaa over Slave Knight Gael and forgetting the abysmal dogshit that was the entire area beforehand.
It had no towns, no loot you could sell for any real price, like 3 quests that were all pretty awfully done. Never forget they had, what, five years of dev time for a game with 10 quest lines? And instead of making a journal system to provide a record for the player of what they've done, they had to PATCH, WAYMARKERS, INTO the game. What absolute fucking bitchmade cowards. If you wanted to make more Dark Souls, shut the fuck up and make Dark Souls, don't fuck with me and this new IP that's just the same shit with a different coat of paint. At least Bloodborne had a fucking spine to add guns and the rally system. ER has fucking nothing of value.
Oh, and fuck everyone who fawns over boss fights, like they spend more than 10% of their time ingame doing them. Pic related, you back in 2016 going goo goo gaa gaa over Slave Knight Gael and forgetting the abysmal dogshit that was the entire area beforehand.
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