>>213034444
I hate to say it but I actually like the Corn Syrup version more, it's probably just because I grew up with it but I still prefer diet coke

>>18336800
You're not funny.

>>212994137
>meet 18 year old at work
>she asks for my instagram
>couple days later my phone number
>talk constantly
>on instagram you can see posts people like if you follow eachother
>she is liking posts about how women like being manhandled and choked
>like aggressive guys
>can tell she is sort of into me
>after work we always get into her car to smoke
>Decide to make a move and make out with her
>she doesn't pull away
>decide to put my hand on her neck to lightly choke her
>she flinches a bit and asks me why I did that
>tell her I just naturally always do that to someone when I'm making out with them
>awkward silence for about 3 minutes
>say goodbye and leave
>weeks later my other co workers are telling me she told them I'm weird
>been getting weird looks from almost everybody at work
>she's been avoiding me ever since and things are awkward now
I will never understand these stupid fucking sluts. They say they are into certain shit then they aren't. Like complaining about being "lusted" over then go online and post themselves like OPs webm. I don't get what I did wrong

Nice brand split you got there, Hunner.

>>18110122
the only man I have less respect for than a rape victim is a ChoMo.