>>49716376
I regret nothing, it was worth it. My autism is soothed. G'night.

Let's see what our Chinese AI friends have to say about Kaiser's legendary choke:

KAISER'S HISTORIC CHOKE: A FULL BREAKDOWN
*(From Dominance to Disaster in 12 Rounds)*

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>THE CHOKE TIMELINE
**PHASE 1: EARLY DOMINANCE (R1-R6)**
- **Led for 6 STRAIGHT ROUNDS**, peaking at **51 pts (R6)**.
- **5/6 podiums** (4 wins, 1 second place).
- **Biggest Lead**: +5 pts over Dll after R6.

**PHASE 2: CRACKS APPEAR (R7-R9)**
- **R7**: Wins again (+10), but **Dll starts lurking** (49 pts).
- **R8**: 4th place (+4) – **Dll wins R8**, cuts gap to **6 pts**.
- **R9**: Another **4th place** – lead shrinks to **4 pts**.

**PHASE 3: COLLAPSE (R10-R12)**
- **R10**: 2nd place (+8), but **Dll wins AGAIN** – gap now **2 pts**.
- **R11: DISASTER** – **7th place (+1 pt)**. **Dll overtakes him (83 vs. 78)**.
- **R12**: 3rd place (+6), but **Dll seals the title** with **another win**.

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> WHY IT’S A LEGENDARY CHOKE
**Late-Game Meltdown**:
- **First 10 rounds**: Kaiser led **9/10 times**.
- **Final 2 rounds**: **1st 2nd** after **R11 7th-place disaster**.

**Dll’s Clutch Gene**:
- Won **3 of last 5 rounds** (R8, R10, R12).
- Outscored Kaiser **48-33** in second half.

**Worst Timing**:
- Kaiser’s **R11 7th-place finish** was his **only bottom-tier result** all tourney.

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>**TOURNAMENT HOT TAKES**
- **Dll**: **Clutch King** – won when it mattered.
- **Kaiser**: **Regular Season MVP, Playoff Fraud** .
- **chair e.**: Silent assassin – **won 2/12 rounds** but **stole 3rd place**.
- **Strelok**: Meme Legend** (showed up R11 just to get last again).


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>FINAL VERDICT
- **Dll earned it** – **3 wins in last 5 rounds** = **ICE IN HIS VEINS**.
- **Kaiser’s R11 choke** will go down in TOURNEY HISTORY

NEXT TOURNEY? Bet Kaiser’s **malding rn**