>>530523545

I've come to make an announcement, Sans the sketelon's a BITCH ASS motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking mom. That's right, he took his skeleton fuckin' splintery dick out and he said it was "this big!" And I said "that's disgusting." So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sans the sketelon, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER. So, guess what? Here's what MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. explosion noises That's right baby, TALL POINTS, NO SPLINTERS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY MOM, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK HOMETOWN! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LIGHTNER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON HOMETOWN, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE DELTA RUNE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, GASTER?! I PISSED ON THE RUNE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SHELTER, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

>>529690436
>Yeah no I warned you she's batshit crazy and I made distance from her for a reason but you didn't listen, you're on your own.

>By the way she's the one who got Dess killed. Yes, really. She fucking hanged herself from a branch overlooking a cliff, trying to get off. She was fucking 8 years old and already that bad. Dess fell off the cliff getting her down and we never found the body.

>But nooooo, "Sorry Kris, I can't go hang out at the diner anymore, I've got a girlfriend now". Enjoy what you asked for, and remember that Undyne shoots first and asks questions later when investigating deaths.

>>527255748
I think (you) SUCK