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There is something spectacular and impressive about watching Prime Amy mentally close the door on Sonic. She's had enough.
She understands that "The wind" is not just some cute gimmick. It's some sort of mental disorder that hasn't been known to science. She could wait years, decades. This man will not mature. Sonic isn't a provider, Sonic will not give her children or a home. When the world isn't ending, who is Sonic but a lazy, sight-seeing vagabond?
She wasted years trying to get his attention. Trying to get him to respect her, to love her.
Worst of all, she wasted *Today*. She gathered all of Sonic's closest friends (and Rouge, who she historically hates having around Sonic) just for this day.
Does Amy care about Tails or Knuckles? Are they pals? No, those are Sonic's friends. This party is for Sonic. She made sure his favorite food was available. This is the perfect day for him.
What does he do? Accuse her of trying to trick him by dragging him along here, say she's too "sentimenta" (This is Amy's greatest strength as a character) and then eat all the food, leaving none for anyone. Why? Because he felt like it. Because he does what he wants. Because he's the wind.
He's not a hero. Well now he's not her hero. Sonic is just some lucky cosmic fluke. Trying to marry him is just as valuable as marrying the wind. There is no love in those sharp, piercing horrifying eyes. Even if he DID get her pregnant he would never stick around and help, he would probably abandon the family to train some random indian for a decade.
Sonic Prime truly speaks to the human condition.
She understands that "The wind" is not just some cute gimmick. It's some sort of mental disorder that hasn't been known to science. She could wait years, decades. This man will not mature. Sonic isn't a provider, Sonic will not give her children or a home. When the world isn't ending, who is Sonic but a lazy, sight-seeing vagabond?
She wasted years trying to get his attention. Trying to get him to respect her, to love her.
Worst of all, she wasted *Today*. She gathered all of Sonic's closest friends (and Rouge, who she historically hates having around Sonic) just for this day.
Does Amy care about Tails or Knuckles? Are they pals? No, those are Sonic's friends. This party is for Sonic. She made sure his favorite food was available. This is the perfect day for him.
What does he do? Accuse her of trying to trick him by dragging him along here, say she's too "sentimenta" (This is Amy's greatest strength as a character) and then eat all the food, leaving none for anyone. Why? Because he felt like it. Because he does what he wants. Because he's the wind.
He's not a hero. Well now he's not her hero. Sonic is just some lucky cosmic fluke. Trying to marry him is just as valuable as marrying the wind. There is no love in those sharp, piercing horrifying eyes. Even if he DID get her pregnant he would never stick around and help, he would probably abandon the family to train some random indian for a decade.
Sonic Prime truly speaks to the human condition.
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