>>18367189
Yeah Mr. Sracasm yeah...Let me tell you sumthin right now there ain't NOBODY who ever compares The Macho Man Randy Savage to that no good Punkster Marty Jannetty YEAH The Macho Madness is in a league ALL BY HIMSELF YEAH!!!! there ain't NOBODY on his level and that's a FACT YEAH!! Macho had a cat scan done on his brain and the doctor told him he was OCD ONE COOL DUDE YEAH!!!!

>>40801766
You better sit down, open your third eye carefully, and listen up, brother—’cause the Macho Man’s got a cosmic warning comin’ straight from the astral plane, dig it?! To all you wannabe mystic manipulators out there—tryin’ to summon the immortal baldy known as Hulk Hogan into this dimension as a tulpa?!? OHHH NOOO! You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, yeah! You try to manifest the Mustached Mirage, and you’re gonna find yourself in a psychic steel cage match with the MACHO MADNESS, ooooh yeah!! You try to call the Hulkster outta the ether, and guess what happens next? A METAPHYSICAL ELBOW drops from the top rope of reality itself, snapping your chakras into a million PIECES, ohhh yeeeah! You’ll be banished to the shadow realm of has-beens and never-weres, where the only thing flexin’ is your regret!

>>716155381
I will break you over my knee like a twig, little man