>see poster for 5 day, 250 mile casual 500 person group ride through the country
>hmm, interdasting
>300 miles away but still the closest cycling event to me that I know of
>pictures from last year's event show virtually no one under 250 pounds and/or 50 years old
>$450 registration with a $100 discount for anyone under 30
>fee includes nothing except camping space in various high school gyms along the route and access to the "Shower Truck"
>helmet required
Guess I'll stick with hooning down the mup.

Everyone who actually likes games and plays them considers them a new and burgeoning artform. The only people who disagree are outside politically motivated shitstirrers, like OP intentionally and dishonestly posting some annoying SJW dev to somehow discredit the entire medium.

Cringe. Get lost.