Danchou has blacked out after going through MULTIPLE boxes of GOON!!! A new member would be the best way to cure his hangover when he awakens!
Diamond Dorks are taking on members!
Daily patrols and 2 (manual) decisive battles per day are our only two requirements!
Danchou provides written guides and video records of he runs which he pours much effort into to support us in our Gunsmoke efforts!

10597 for our danchou!
100022 to join our dorks without borders!
Danchou is going NUCLEAR

Danchou is STILL DRINKING so it's my job to invite YOU to Diamond Dorks!
Be daily active and do your patrols! Do 2 decisive battles on manual every day during Gunsmoke!
No requirement to 3 hit but it makes you one of our super dorks!
We don't even have a score requirement!
Danchou writes his own guides for us to help our scores when he's sober!

Add danchou now to console him! 10597
Apply to the platoon directly to give him a pleasant surprise that the red dot isn't just a patrol box this time! 100022
Our danchou is becoming a DEMON
I know he's an Aussie so drinking even during the day is nothing out of the ordinary but just imagine it is in this circumstance!