lads
what would you rate this girl out of 10
she considers herself a 6

lads
It's time to come clean
I have a crush for the first time since I was 9.
She's at toil and looks like this and is JEWISH.

Porcelain skin + dark features is peng-a-leng.
But there's no way she'd want my non-kosher dingus.
I must suffer in silence.