Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

*chhhhshk*

I repeat: Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh, we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of striking before.
Always diving at the crotch trying to roll around on the floor
When a bad style matchup comes around ya board the first flight out the airport when the fight was signed to take place in New York

Its the return of the "oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck him for a 5th time, did he?"

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!

Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what & ducking Tony you-know-who

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of covid before.
All running to board the last flight out that airport.
Meanwhile T Ferg still made weight right there in New York.

Its the return of the oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck him for a 5th time, did he?

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!

Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what & ducking Tony you-know-who