Thread 149583857

shit thread

Whites only

Pressure makes diamonds.

>>149583857 (OP)
Welterweights have the ugliest Girlfriends..

>>149583844
Are you the same guy who thought Bryce would beat Jean because he's a southpaw

Beiges only

Future GOAT

>>149583879
no, but i said jean had no idea what to do against Melsik bc he was southpaw even after he won

today I will remind them

Free Daghestine !!!

>>149583898
Wow, Khabib also ducked somebody who turned out to be a bum. You think Islam's fazza is gonna get sick and die too?

pigslam is number two
ilia is number one
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

Jean silva already solved Clitia

>>149583919
Oliveira didnt take him up on his offer for the sparring

heeminder i implanted the thought of magic school bus with this post >>149583672
my mentalist skills are growing
soon i will be unstoppable

>>149583857 (OP)
One thing I like about the fighting nerds is that they show Pride in being Brazilian

Jean spoke about how he'd help Oliveira mimick Topuria if he wanted to

Ruffy has come out and said that he will AVENGE Charles after Topuria won

>>149583918
preach !

>>149583857 (OP)
>FRANK MIR
NIGGER

whose man is this?

The Nerding Fighters

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

*chhhhshk*

I repeat: Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh, we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of striking before.
Always diving at the crotch trying to roll around on the floor
When a bad style matchup comes around ya board the first flight out the airport when the fight was signed to take place in New York

Its the return of the "oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck him for a 5th time, did he?"

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!

Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what & ducking Tony you-know-who

>>149583966
Do all fighters with beards have them to hide their weak jawlines?

>>149583971
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals (particularly blacks) that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.

>>149583977
mtfs are hot

Mick effing Parkin

Molested Topiglet fans, sadly

>>149583998
Sad! Many such cases...

The Volk rape charge gonna hit like crack

Iro N Michael Chan D Ler

>>149583998
Madame Xneed xisters...

When I was 7yr old I was playing with the 5yr old daughter of one of my mom's friends in their basement. To spare you details, we explored each other's bodies. Now that I think back to it, that girl was probably getting abused. I think back to this a lot.

Max beating Poorear on his retirement fight is going to be a hilarious KWABOTY moment

>>149584018
S'tough b

Kwaboty

Max is sure to win this matchup now his chin is cracked

It is, in fact, tough.

you want to heem me?
by hitting what chin, mr wolkanovski?

This place always gets weird when there's no UFC card

>>149584038
Spammy has been going through a rough time lately by the look of things.

poop log on the Monster logo

>>149584018
>I think back to this a lot

russian tranny spammy

Why do white bois idolize zesty cucks like O'Malley and Talbott? The fanbase of these two are all 16-24yr old white bois.

got some fresh danishes I'm gonna heem about 6 of them

>>149584052
Good question, do you have any ideas we could build on to start breaking down this totally real phenomenon you have discovered?

>>149584036
volk skullmogs hard

engaging in sarcasm is the defense mechanism of low testosterone redditors

Sarcasm revved him.

Do non-Whites even have any fighters to idolise lmao

>>149584097
Ilia Topuria

>>149584093
what the fuck

>>149584097
Pantoja, Merab, Topuria and Magomed

I don't tolerate elder abuse

>>149584072
this nigga felt like pic related when he posted this

>>149584093
Can you post some funny wrecked videos? These kind are my favorite.

>>149584093
And you niggas call me weird for liking Anime

>>149584097
Dagestanis, Chechens and Georgians all form their seperate cluster. They're more related to a Kurd or Iranian than they are to other Europeans. It's as silly as saying Egypt is black because they're in Africa.

>>149584112
kek revved at the thought of topouria

>>149584119
Mad bitch.

>>149584134
I already told you to stop signing your posts

haha I left a DNA map on your mothers, yeah how do you like them apples.

>>149584138
wow, that's actually so beautiful. What a brave trans woman experiencing the joy of her neovagina.

/heem/ Directed by John Waters

Its a VINTAGE spammy meltdown!!

>>149584112
I have so much trouble trying to understand this man speaking.
Can't understand Paddy either.

>>149584150
Xneed could easily do this if xhe squeezed hard enough

>>149584167
Rent free lol

What the fuck is going on here? So many fucking faggots posting faggotry shit. Get cancer and die, fucking garbage pieces of shit.

here's an actual fight webms guys

5'6"
T50
160lb
bodycount: 1

Post your stats /heem/

>>149584168
that probably feels so good

Ilia is a heemer but he's not moving the needle what went wrong?

>>149584179
Its usually all just 1 disabled faggot but I think canada is just going off rn for no apparent reason.

>>149584189
Lose weight fatty

wow another one

volk saved tko group holdings inc by sacrificing himself

>>149584189
What's "T50"?

5'6" and 160 is actually extremely fat

>>149584175
that is how you live with your long suffering mother, lamentably

>>149583917
kwab

Dustin Poirier fought 3 times for the title and lost. KWAB

>>149583998
basef

>>149584217
?

>>149584193
by what metric does the needle move or not

Is topturo ready for the LION of BHARAT?? He's coming for your title you little Spanish manlet!!

>>149584236
thats the silver interim

>>149584217
Some people can get right to the top but never become the best and he's one of them just like Chael Sonnen, Tom Aspinall, etc.

>>149584244
This is fake btw

>>149584217
Just like colbitch cannington kwab

slap

>i'll have a quad patty melt and the largest coke ya got

SOON

Schaub heemed Col Cov

>>149584256
You’d know

ajim

Bitches be mad.

chris benoit

>>149584258
Being a fat fuck is so advantageous here.

Volk is a fucking champion. Put some respect on my nigga's name

/box/ owns your shitty tranny general

>>149584278
the old belt AND it was interim

>>149584295
/hoc/ owns /box/

>>149584237
It's one of those things you know it when you see it and Ilia is not moving the needle

>>149584217
Other fighters who fought 3 times for the title and lost
>Benavidez
>Faber
>Gustafson
>Romero
>Covington
>Florian
Up next
>Gane
>Gaethje?

i am sory the charels for i must do the heemings on you

The Sterling Stall Out

>>149584295
*leg kicks you*

>>149584236
>interim

Brehs...I have AGP

we are fighting in 93 days

>>149584302
as an honorary Nordic man I feel for Gus.

Michael Madsen got heemed

I have....ARM

>>149584302
Gane is actually going to win this time.

>>149584301
sounds more like your own feelings, i fear

>>149584131
now include why there’s a gradient, midwit

>>149584339
kek this shit has me rolling

haha you guys and your crazy penis webms

>>149584338
Here, have the perfect reaction image for this

dis doo done converted it to a webm

>>149584338
Nobody knows who Ilia Topuria even is

>>149584339
lol

>>149584351
shut up clown

You know that cat webm the Mexican posts that resizes so fast you cant minimize the video? You should make the penis/gore webm do that also so its extra annoying.

>>149584339
Joe Pyfer's cock is 2x larger

>>149584351
I know exactly who you are, I've met you before. There isn't that many Georgians that both post on 4chan and are interested in genetics autism. You're a huge faggot btw.

/box/ never drew a dime

the image that mindbroke dagestani shills

worst general on spee

>>149584382
Stop friend simulating on 4chan you god damn queer.

all the weird flags that show after that post hmm

Somewhere in a remote village in Georgia, there lives a child who hits just as hard as Ilia Topuria and has the cardio of Merab Dvalishvili

>>149584369
Lol, no

Why couldn’t Joe pooper do this

Throwing Hasbulla in Jared Fogle's jail cell

>>149584386
Odd considering we have a dedicated janny who babysits the place 12 hours a day, every day

>>149584402
sadly that child has the brain the size of a nickel.

Borralho finna eat...

>>149584402
Georgia is a beautiful state, great weather

>>149584365
world famous, i'm afraid

>>149584402
And his name is Roman Dolidze

Pyfer beats Rodrigues rather easily

>>149584403
why do you live in a shithole while Belgium was colonizing africa

>say wonk nose p*ki, get b& immediately
>spam gore, porn, etc no problem at all, stays up for hours
jannies pls

We cannot

>>149584428
>Fraud checked by Brendan Allen
Holy shit, Caio is going to rip Imavovs throat out.

>umar beats an unranked mongol
>gets put at #10
>max beats #1 justin gaethje
>gets put at #10

>>149584440
we peak in the 14th century when Belgium was Spain’s property

I only ate 2 danishes so far

>>149584442
Hey mate be careful, I called out that pedophile and hes been harassing me for literally years since and doxxed me. Best to just wait until he inevitably kills himself.

>>149584455
>>Fraud checked by Brendan Allen
mate he lost to fucking phil hawes

>>149584455
Imavov won 30-27

ICE just arrested Julio Cesar Chavez after he lost to Jake Paul and is due to be deported. What mma fighters would you like to see get arrested by ICE?

>>149584472
Yeah and Khabib beat Tibau what's your point?

>>149584442
>>say wonk nose p*ki, get b& immediately
This never happened. You made this up.

>>149584470
Nobody doxxed you. You posted pictures of yourself and your name you attention seeking drama queen fag

>>149584432
AI slop

I was wondering why you put him in the OP beanigga got deported

>>149584483
That fucker Steve Garcia for elbowing Kyle Nelson In the back of the head haha that'll teach em'

>>149584495
Nobody is talking to you faggot

>>149584472
round 1 was legitimately a 10-8 round for allen, he completely nullified imavov

imavov was almost knocked out in the 3rd

>>149584495
nasty read

So Chavez was allowed to be in the country for months to promote and headline a boxing card, did media for it before and after, and only got apprehended AFTER everything was done? If he was truly a danger what's with the timeline of events here

>>149584495
Bodied that freak.

>>149584483
i already sent them khamzat's coordinates

So if I post my name and face Ill get a dedicated stalker? well then here goes nothing

>>149584472
bro did not watch the fight

>>149584513
Touched a nerve huh

>>149584526
this nigga wearin a diaper

>>149584520
The Paul Brothers helped Trump win so they waited until the bag was secured.

>>149584526
No he started stalking me after I called him a pedophile faggot and threatened to kill him.

>>149584472
you're just saying things now

>>149584495
gobsmacked that mutant

why did mark coleman start that fire man

>>149584570
His daughters are whores

>>149584570
for fun
fucking evil bastard

>>149584570
to grope his ddaughters asses

>>149584313
LEVELS

Happy pre 4th of July for my fellow Americans, Hope you guys have fun tomorrow!

>>149584582
Nice try we're on to you

no champs lmao

my main goal is to blow up

Megan Olivi must be replaced

>>149584605
you should learn from the best

>>149584302
Technically Romero only fought for the belt twice, his weight miss in the second Whittaker fight made him ineligible to be champion, even if he beat Rob

more pictures of pre ufc ilia have been resurfacing

Hidalgo Chandler

>>149584494
go ahead and say it then and find out, I wish I was joking

>>149584650
I don't think that's Ilia doesn't even look like him

>>149584650
>brazzas

>>149584470
>Hey mate be careful, I called out that pedophile

FACT: Xadame Xneed is evading permaban for posting child sexual abuse content.

>>149584573
they were cute

Imagine being a mentally retarded crack head tweaker living in a trailer park beside a swamp with your mom, who everyone in the village has ran a train on, and thinking "I bet /heem/ posters want to know the intimate details of my life".

No. Nobody does you sad pathetic retarded fuckwit. Kill yourself. SERIOUSLY.

Coleman's daughters are fuckin hot

>>149584683
>>149584686
OHHH HES HURT. SPAMMY HURT EM! HE'S IN TROUBLE

thats a fuckin nice piece of property

>>149584710
heard they only date jacked taiwanese boys

madsen bros...

>>149584709
Many are echoing this sentiment

I ship spammy and Sneed together, imagine the sex I say to myself.

>>149584730
olympic silver medalist mark madsen

Why do so many of you want to be some celebrity on /heem/? Stop posting yourself here.

>>149584756
been there, done that b

view from my seat

>>149584710
That’s usually how being on fire works

>>149584774
im a shotatitan and my favorite fighter is jp buys

>>149584709
Many are saying this including Miss Armpiggy.

Say what you will about Sneed but he sucked his daddy off into an early grave.

ilia topuria would most likely win a fight against beneil dariush

Anthony "Lionheart" Sneed

>>149584874
Bodied that AGPiggy freak!!

Alex "Hands of Sneed" Pereira

>>149584915
>beef squashed

I heem every here on paper

ok that one actually made me laff

>sneed
>circles
>calendar
>spammy
>loopycel
>clozzy
>pakibong
What other /heem/sonas are there

>>149584950
All me

>>149584874
Mauled that clown!

>>149584950
the megan my queen one who was actually alright but you queers beed mean to him and he left

hashirama vs madara of mma

>>149584950
coral

>>149584967
he was an annoying faggot but at least he actually stayed gone

>>149584950
literally 3 trannies coordinating thread derails on discord

>>149584950
calendar and loopycel are the same person

Respect

>>149585026
derail /heem/? impossible

MEEEEEGAN shut down her twitch channel.

history never repeats...
but it often rhymes.

Smiff would've taken Poatan into deep deep waters

Hindsights 20/20 but Jon should've fought Tom

Jon Jones went to decision with Anthony Smith

Matt "The Hammer" Hamill holds a victory over Jon Jones

heeminder gooby had an exceptional 20/10 vision in one eye and 20/20 in the other

>>149585030
Who is ilia picking at 319? He’s friends with both

>>149585106
Probably Khamzat he's actually friends with him he's just friendly with Dricus

real friends have slumber parties

real friends s-

>>149585106
he was asked about it somewhere and gave a politician answer

Nick Diaz got deported

>Dustin Poirier reveals he went into the Islam Makhachev fight with multiple broken ribs and almost pulled out of the fight.

>“I had two broken ribs going into the fight. My wife wanted me to pull out of the fight, Mike Brown wanted me to pull out of the fight, but I couldn’t. Gamrot broke my ribs right before fight week. It was an accident.”

No comment.

>>149585207
>Gamrot broke my ribs right before fight week
Chxlls

>>149585207
The mastermind Gamrot operating from the shadows, how the FUCK did the hookster defeated that monster????

Get this off moi telly

You niggas aint ready for the Gamrot title reign

gamrot

habibi's legacy really got heemed in a short amount of time, the game moved on insanely quick

habibi and canor are to todays mma what BJ Penn and Jens Pulver were to habibi and canor era mma

>>149585279
imagine the soup

Alex Topuria bodied that freak

The Gamrot title reign started on October 21, 2023 and ended on August 18, 2024 with 1 successful title defence.

Few will understand this.

>>149585307
who the fuck is few

Paul fewes

fewrot

ONE tomorrow
TOP DOG Saturday

Not watching poofl
Simple as

what ever happened to the mexican essayist

>>149585400
this is GFL thread cazzie

He’s right you know

>>149585408
probably started a substack hopefully

>>149585408
the poohand and omalley loses were too much for him

Gamrot beats Arman 100 times out of 100

>>149585408
Cartel’d

>>149585301
This is how Houdini died

>>149585454
By a topuria tko?

He got that Polish POWER in him

>>149585471
He can farm defences for as long as he wants and he has zero chance of beating Merab, it’s a dumb fight

DC said islam isnt selling ppvs

>>149585484
Van might win if his TDD holds up

>>149585516
He just won

>>149585516
He could. He’s clearly a crazy talent and is showing rapid improvements. Let’s not forget how much Pantoja struggled with Erceg

319 prelims are better than the main card lmao

>>149585563
Will Brooks had so much hype

pantoja's good but he aint ever fight joshua van bawi thawng

>>149585563
>that expression at the end

van still will kill

>>149585532
Too one dimensional. Pantoja will maul him on the mat

>>149585597
white penis prevails im afraid

>>149585597
fucken benchoid

>>149585597
TillGOD is on the rise

darren till is objectively more attractive than poolo

heeminder ilia reaction time is better than snakes, cats, and birds of prey

why does ilia do that tea drinking emote after he wins?

>>149585758
hes a mod on reddit.com/r/sipstea

>>149585758
why not

>>149585758
niggas gotta quench they thirst n shiet

>presented the hardest challenge to Topuria
is Bryce the slept on goat? Does he deserve the rematch for giving Topuria his hardest fight in the UFC so far?

illia wasn't the first person to finish charles.
illia wasn't the fastest person to finish charles.
but illia is the latest person to finish charles

>hardest challenge to Topuria
volk

ilia is the least astro turfed fighter ever. he was relatively unknown until maybe the volk fight really

>>149585827
>>149585814
Both wrong

in time you'll come to realise the cut to 145 was severely compromising ilia
also he was getting drunk the night before weigh ins lmao

>>149585814
>>149585827
>>149585844
Jai Herbert.

>>149585852
no I won't

>>149585827
The Roller Coaster he cant ride on account of him being too short.

my sister said she wants to start watching the fights with me because of paddy edits on tiktok. the kid is dimes

>>149585844
toporio beat the ever loving shit out of this nafri for 2.5 rounds. only impressive thing zalal did was survive

topturo

Bo Niggle

josh emmett won 3 of 5 rounds against toporio

bare knuckle is better

50-42 Chris Lee

>>149585897
Brutal...ummm...takedowns or something..

heeminder ilia mewment is compromised at LW hes more of a juggernaut now

rizin is better

im a maurader. a soul survivor

bop bop bop

>>149585897
Zalbeast wins the 5 rounder

>>149585966
what in the heck is this?

>Undefeated
>Undisputed
Bow down to the GOAT

>>149585948
i'm a sole survivor (for kk & grasso)

>>149585991
Topiglet tried to call a timeout

>>149585966
now post poosef smelal's third round against kattar

>>149585991
>>149586003
fuck forgot pic

>>149586008
stabbed

put me in a room with apturo for two years and forget

>>149586006
Standard Zalbeast masterclass. I had it 30-26

>>149586006
Zalbeast bodied that freak.

What you need to do is go outside and get a job quit spending all day on the computer ya broke reddit bitch.

Respectfully,

we cannot follow them

>>149586079
Thanks bro. I'm planning to ask for my old job at Walmart back (got fired 6 months ago for cussing out some uppity beaner and now eligible for rehire) and then start applying for other shithole fast food jobs.

>>149586098
Why are you impersonating me?

The incident report reveals that Andrew Tyler Thompson was fired from walmart for attempting to fellate an elderly Mexican man in the bathroom

I remember Rogan saying that he thinks Brazil is so violent because a huge percent of the population probably has toxoplasmosis from being poisoned by being around cat litter.

Got him.

Dirty Diaper Tyla sadly.

>>149586079
You talking to me?

I have around 1.5 hours of free time per weekday. Should I train MMA or do penis stretching (I'd like to get to 8 inches)?

>>149586118
kek one time he had a mixed race nigga on and hes like that's a powerful combo of genes. you get the body of the black man, and the mind of the white man.

Drew could be a woman's name

Armpiggy fishin' the scabies from xer putrefying, necrosing, skin off xer steatorrheaussy.

Drewty diaper panties

Dru Chandler

Dripass Drew Plesneed

Hap & Ace Nickal

need more mentalists in the ufc

>>149586118
Tyla has doggie dingleberry dookie dementia from diggin' turds outta the dumpsters at the dog park.

>>149586171
Bo Nickal's son is literally named Ace

Hap and Ace have the body of a black man and the mental programming of a Christian fundamentalist with CTE. B-b-beastly combo, b.

>>149586186
Keep it in ya armpiggy, freak.

What's the difference?

>>149586181
What the fuck

I remember when Mir said he was doing extensive self education in theology and currently reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.

>>149586198
Mir by heel hook

Ace Nickal
Bo Meng

>>149584258
luv slap. dumpling was robbed, again.

>>149586217
kek

evil john mccarthy

>>149586210
I remember when ya necrosin' steatorrheaussy armpiggy ass said it was goin' fishin', playa!

Ace is a classic name for a chud to give to their child. Other good choices are Cash, Colt, Gunner, Maverick, and Rush.

Gash Chandler

>>149586230
what about skyrim

the fight was closer than you remember

Heeminder: Nick Diaz won 1, 2, and 5 against Carlos Condit.

Piggy!!!

haha look guys I posted it again

Does Ilia still support the Franco dicatorship?

Fit a Ford Escort through this nigga got damn!!!

>>149586230
Maverick.

Everybody on three!

1,2,3!

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

I'm not clapping for that nonsense.

RAPED BITCH!!!

If you keep posting that stuff I’m not gonna post anymore

has anyone watched a single second of TUF this season?

>>149586364
Shut the fuck up and clap for Dirty Diaper Tyla, nigga.

This guy is just being silly for the sake of being silly.

>>149586364
I watched eavery week until this one but that's because I was paying attention to the Big Beautiful Bill

>>149586403
Dirty.

Diaper.

Tyla!!!

>>149586403
bill?

>>149586420
bill deez nuts

>>149586420
Xer name's Dirty Diaper Tyla I'm afraid.

>>149586420
Piece of legislation that includes work requirements for welfare. It's more than likely the cause of the seethe today.

>>149586436
oh? does it affect Canada too?

Princess Armpiggy.

>>149585554
yeah im a member of the hoop troop

>>149586450
I said clap for Dirty Diaper Tyla.

I've seen parts of 3 TUF seasons in my life: season 1, the one with Rampage/Rashad/Kimbo, and the one with McGregor and Faber.

>>149586450
Soon.

>>149586464
Dirty Diaper Donald.

>>149586464
thanks for the heads up

>>149586473
Clap for Dirty Diaper Tyla!

What happens when Turdrump fills his DDPs at a UFC event?

Is my Canadian VPN banned?

>>149586484
>t.

UFC? Too corporate for me. I'm into Shooto and Pancrase.

>>149586484
Little piggy from Finland gets called to wipe and snack on it I fear.

>>149586496
You got dog dick up ya pancreaussy thoughbeitmore.

a campaign of conquest

>>149586495
That’s diaper Don’s personal dementia dookie disposer?

remember, best behavior brits

>>149586515
Linkin' up with one of Usdaddy's BBC sluts?

Oh I see ya Topiglet.

TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED THERE WILL BE A CHAMPIONSHIP UFC FIGHT ON THE GROUNDS OF THE WHITE HOUSE TO CELEBRATE THE 250TH YEAR OF THE USA

a showcase of martial arts

>>149586515
hey ilia can you tell that guy to hurry up and announce the next bkmma event please? thank you

>>149586538
wtf it's real

>>149586538
Outdoor events are cursed and Dana knows it

>>149586538
based heem presidency

>>149586550
Bussyola needed a proper Wahrani Dick Daddy.

>>149586563
damn that's cool what's the card tho?

>>149586584
he just said a championship card, no idea

>>149586563
UFC White House: Gamrot vs Tsarukyan 2

>>149586538
Dirty Diaper Donald will literally steatorrheaussy all over the Octagon.

>>149586538
its going to be some drumpf made up belt with some bum like meng fighting for it

>>149586584
blanchfield vs barber

>>149586616
>trump's wmma face

jones vs aspinall (private white house event) (not broadcasted)

>>149586538
YESSSS

>>149586630
he said he wants 25,000 people there LOL

poofc will find a way to make it look like every other card though

Covington/Buckley II

mcgregor vs khabib 2 live from the oval office streamed illegally on youtube by barron trump

When is Dana gonna announce the UFC White House fight?

UFC Noche: A Celebration of Mexico
hosted in the white house

>>149586672
as soon as we agree to follow them

>>149586538
We're bringing the belt home boys

UFC White House: Pantoja vs Moreno 3

>>149586687
Like how we just got drafted for war with Iran?

ah fuck it's gonna be fucking kayla harrison isn't it

>>149586645
DONT DO IT JON

I'm waiting for Joey's take on this

Plot Twist: Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall was on the works after all. It was all a rouse

>>149586563
> Trump to host UFC fight at White House as part of America250 celebration
>President Trump stunningly announced that there would be a UFC fight with up to 25,000 spectators at the White House next year to celebrate America’s upcoming 250th birthday.
>Trump is a close friend of Dana White, the CEO of UFC, aka the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and attended a fight last month in Newark.
>“Every one of our national parks, battlefields and historic sites are going to have special events in honor of ‘America250’ and I even think we’re going to have a UFC fight,” Trump, 79, said in a speech at the Iowa State Fairgrounds.
>“Does anybody watch UFC? The great Dana White? We’re going to have a UFC fight. We’re going to have a UFC fight — think of this — on the grounds of the White House. We have a lot of land there,” the president said.
>“We’re going to build a little — we’re not, Dana is going to do it. Dana is great, one of a kind — going to be UFC fight, championship fight, full fight, like 20,000 to 25,000 people, and we’re going to do that as part of ‘250’ also,” he said.
>“We’re going to have some incredible events, some professional events, some amateur events. But the UFC fight is going to be a big deal, too.”
>This is a breaking story. Please check back for updates.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/03/us-news/trump-to-host-ufc-fight-at-white-house-as-part-of-america250-celebration/

>>149586198
How is it that Aspinall eats healthy and exercises a lot, but he still doesn't have abs and is a little chubby?

tried to think of a USA vs the world card for the white house but you lot are in dire straits it'd have to be headlined by merab vs sandhagen lmao

>>149586745
indian genetics

>>149586743
It'll be Merab

>>149586752
merab is american, and him vs sandhagen would be a great fight so i wouldnt be mad

Colby Covington vs Themba Gorimbo at the world famous UFC White House

Islam Makhachev (C) vs Sean Brady

>>149586584
hopefully colbitch vs another black guy that will destroy him
nothing better to celebrate burgerland's anniversary

>>149586765
chills

oh wait it’s next year who knows what the championship landscape will look like then

>>149586793
yea I would assume it would be close to the 4th of july 2026.

>>149586793
its gonna be all American Champs by then I lament

>>149586801
>close to
4th of July next year Is a saturday

>>149586824
dear god...

>>149586804
sean brady!!!

>>149586793
Pantoja will still be there unless he retires
Merab
Volk or Evloev
Gamrot (Ilia moved up)
Usman
Dricus
Ankalaev
Waldo

I think they'll probably just move Derrick Lewis vs Tallison Teixiera one week early

India respect button

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bro tried to sneak in waldo like we wouldn’t notice

>>149586846
Jubli takes Washington

how weird is a single championship fight going to look?

>>149586866
what are you trying to say

>>149586793
It will be Jon vs Tom

>>149586878
Jon is never coming back

third ufc event in DC? i wonder what their athletics commission is like, considering DC isnt a state

UFC White House: Dvalishvili vs Talbott

>>149586889
probably corrupt and incompetent

>>149586893
chills

>>149586893
Huge Pop!

>>149586885
That's what Jon wants you to think.

>>149586893
Two American Patriots

>>149586885
Donald will drop any criminal charges if he gets in there

topuria vs talbott is the fight to make

>>149586743
Very much enjoyed reading that.

You now remember the TRT era.

UFC White House: Natan Levy vs Terrance McKinney for the interim BMF

We really have no fighters to show off to the president right now, we’re a nation of bums

Best possible UFC White House card that can be made as of right now (depending on how willing Dana is to go all out for trump)

Aspinall vs Jones
Harrison vs Nunes
Topuria vs Gaethje
Dvalishvili vs Sandhagen
Holloway vs Oliveira BMF
One random non title fight with a highly ranked American, maybe Strickland vs Adesanya 2

>>149586950
You have Kody Steele

it's gonna be meng vs goob for the bmf or some bullshit

>>149586965
aint no body got time for that, its a single fight

how does a 40 year old josh emmet get a beat down by ilia for 5 rounds taking shots that put out LWs
something is off here fellas i think turdclitshitia might not be a real champ

>>149586950
here's your (You), you can turn the vpn off now

Gane heems Tom Bumspinall

>>149586977
josh emmet is a juggernaut. durable and powerful.
immobile and gay

>>149586977
emmett is simply ilia's best win

>>149586975
mate i know he said "a championship fight" but he's old and retarded and doesn't know the lingo, he means a card, don't take everything so literal, why the fuck would they go to all the effort and expense for one fight

think about it for one second jesus christ

>>149586975
It'll be like the first UFC on Fox where everything was a "prelim" and the main card was the main event

>>149587005
well its sounds like its a ufc fight in the middle of a bunch of different events. if thats the case i dont see how they can stick a 2 hour fight card in the middle of other shit.

Wtf

>>149587075
holy shid

i think i'm lit jumpin fence

>>149587075
Chills. Goosebumps. Goosepimples. Shivers.

>>149587075
Wow I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

It will be Brady vs JDM

Its gotta be Sean strickland

Brits be like "I got iceys tumbling in me vertebrae m8"

Topuria vs Tony

>>149587128
strickland isn't actually that much of a trumper

Sean Strickland be like "It's not rape if I fucking wanted it, FOR YOU GUYS"

>>149587141
He posted LFG TRUMP today

biggest trumpers: colby, kayla, bryce, cejudo, merab

Slamdaddy is gonna heem this clown

Max Holloway be like "drrrrr whhhh naaas sheee"

>>149587168
who's the jacked taiwanese behind islam?

>>149587166
yeah but he shits on him all the time too

>>149587168
Chilling
Glad Smiff was there to help Toptoopo

>>149587186
That never happened

gane is going to peach up tom

>>149587168
Why is anthony smith there

Grasso and Lopes will be deported

>>149587168
kek, should have healed out the guy in the original

>>149587168
new wmma face

merab and motta are the few i would call legitimately american after gaining citizenship

>>149587223
Glover

Hello Motta

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>>149587261
you son of a bitch

>>149587261
yo dis nigga a jokester

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>>149587250
true, i'll count him too