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>Witnesses report that the suspects were seen firing on a migrant worker crowd of buffalo and zebras with assault rifles
>The suspects, who appear to match the descriptions of what multiple ponies describe as a Miss "Posey Bloom" and "Opaline," were last seen speeding off in a wagon emblazoned with the label 'Equestria Border Patrol.'
>The Ponyville Police Department is investigating a possible hate crime motive. At this time the suspects are still at large. Any information leading to an arrest will-
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>"EQUESTRIA BORDER PATROL, FREEZE!"
>"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?"

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This thread is false flag propaganda by Princess CAN'T DANCE to try and psyop human males into emigrating to Equestria. But the Border Patrol will be having none of it.